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#6201
10 hours ago, bolverk said:

Along with a pitch of the whine that'll make all the moms take Calgon bubble baths.

Understand Captain America GIF

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

Newsome is the one fishing

 

Yep, can't be a stalking horse if nobody takes the bait.  Okay, that's a weird mix of analogies.

But anyways, I have a feeling this is ultimately Newsome lining up for 2028, even though it benefits Biden in the here and now.  It's ultimately giving the national audience a look at Newsome (and there will be plenty of social media clips flying around).

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#6202
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

You know there's a lot of support for you when you're a nationally known candidate running for President and you're drawing crowds of 30 people at your events.

Why the fuck is he still a thing?  He's down like 30 points.  This is silly.  

#6203

His campaign is over, everyone knows it. He couldnt even make it to primary season. Howard Dean is embarrassed for him.

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#6204



crazy how badly white people are treated in America now. DeSantis to the rescue.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/02/politics/disney-reedy-creek-dei/index.html
“The so-called diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives were advanced during the tenure of the previous board and they were illegal and simply un-American,” [FL's Reedy Creek] district administrator Glenton Gilzean said. “Our district will no longer participate in any attempt to divide us by race or advance the notion that we are not created equal.”
 


DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.
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DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.

That’s about as well said as I’ve ever heard on the issue. Bravo.
#6206
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

C'mon, no one says shit like that.  Violent rhetoric like that?  That's crazy.  Oh, wait:

I stand corrected.  But I'm not sure if his plan will work, seeing as how there's no shortage of drug dealers in this world:

Sleep on silk, lie like a politician,
My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician.
Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe,
There'll be another one after me!

So I guess he's pretty much wiped out drug dealing in Florida.

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#6208

I mean, compared to DeSantis, you’d probably make me moist.

Don’t mean I want to fuck y’all.

#6210
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

His campaign is over, everyone knows it. He couldnt even make it to primary season. Howard Dean is embarrassed for him.

Yeah!

#6211
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck is he still a thing?  He's down like 30 points.  This is silly.  

Still a lot of grifting to do.

#6212
11 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

I think plenty of people are abhorred by that statement. Add it to the pile. Dude is digging his own political grave. he's likely already won the last election he ever will

#6213
5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Good point about the height. Wouldn't shock me if DeSantis will require the podiums are far apart and no hand shaking. Or perhaps ask to include Abbott so that they remain seated where heights differences are minimized.


they’ll be sitting down 

#6215

Politics aside, when I look at the current State of Florida...one thought rings true in my head over and over again, "Those people need fewer and fewer professionals educated in the ways of psychology."  

#6216
3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

Do you think it's like 2014 or something?  Dude, this shit is WAY past us.

#6217
2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

Soundin a little bit woke there, son.

#6218
50 minutes ago, Pancho said:
College Board announced that Florida has banned AP Psychology from its schools over lessons pertaining to gender identity and sexual orientation. https://t.co/RwbtnfzRfv

 

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

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#6219
3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know Desantis has no chance, and I know Trump’s brazen dishonesty and batshit insanity has kind of shattered all norms already … but can we pause a moment and just acknowledge how fucked up things are when the governor of Florida and one of the leading figures in the two mainstream political parties is campaigning on shooting people and slitting throats?   Can we just have like a national “Everyone go outside and stop poisoning your brains for a little while” holiday or something?  What are we even doing?

I'm with you, but toss it on the pile.  We have congress people using revenge porn tactics and showing dick picks at hearings.  We have blatantly open corruption on the so-called Supreme Court.  The governor of Texas is committing murder by drowning people including children.  None of this is normal and all of this is the new normal.

#6220
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

NCAA should throw out all Florida schools.

#6221
10 hours ago, tchookem said:

DEI initiatives don't address the wrongs of people not being created equal. They address the wrongs of people not being treated equal.

I wish I could rep this twice. Fantastic post and this should be the response every time they try to air that bullshit. How they're created has got nothing to do with it. 

 

Also, Newsom should wear gator skin boots when he destroys DeSantis. He won't need lifts inside them like DeSantis is using. 

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#6222
9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, compared to DeSantis, you’d probably make me moist.

Don’t mean I want to fuck y’all.

 

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#6223
44 minutes ago, Pods said:

Also, Newsom should wear gator skin boots when he destroys DeSantis. He won't need lifts inside them like DeSantis is using. 

He should wear lifts, anyway, just to counter Meatball's tactic.

#6224

He’s such an odd person ….

Jesus looking at videos of DeSantis trying to interact with voters is so rough. Talking to him is like watching paint dry on a wall. The small talk that goes nowhere. The awkward and forced beer drinking. It’s just not happening. https://t.co/RPXRD72AJa

 

#6225
5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

It is, but even Trump doesn’t go around overtly talking about slitting throats.  Not even when he’s trying to incite mobs to kill his Vice President … oh, ok I see your point. Maybe we are past this.

Slitting throats? Not exactly.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-2nd-amendment-folks-stop-clintons-supreme-court/story?id=41239648

#6226
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

Jesus looking at videos of DeSantis trying to interact with voters is so rough. Talking to him is like watching paint dry on a wall. The small talk that goes nowhere. The awkward and forced beer drinking. It’s just not happening. https://t.co/RPXRD72AJa

 

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

#6227
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

At best you're describing how a wannabe dictator awkwardly drinks beer. At worst the lizard person is susceptible to cold and is displaying it for all to see. Either way, fuck him. 

#6228

Has a comedian handed him a sharpie and asked him to sign a meatball yet?  Cause that would be fun. Just hand him a saucy one like it's completely normal and get his reaction. He might even throw it at the guy. 

#6230
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

Jesus looking at videos of DeSantis trying to interact with voters is so rough. Talking to him is like watching paint dry on a wall. The small talk that goes nowhere. The awkward and forced beer drinking. It’s just not happening. https://t.co/RPXRD72AJa

 

Who was that guy talking? I couldn't recognize him without a vest with his name on it.

 

Also is that a healed Madison cawthorn at the very end?

#6231
8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna drag down Florida schools and STILL not get better in football.

"I just need to ask you a few question..."

"Fire away"

"You're gonna want to be careful using gun-based metaphors, we had a shooting here last spring."

"Oh God I'm so sorry"

"Don't be too sorry, it's the reason we had an opening"

--

"What were some of the benefits of slavery to the slaves?"

----

"That's like saying Auschwitz was a weight loss camp!"

"Can't count that unfortunately because the benefits of the Holocaust is a part of our World History standards"

#6232
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

Maybe he thinks it's presidential? 

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#6233

DeSantis must be torn about the indictments. For a normal opponent, they would be have calls from within their own party to step down from the race. Not trump. The indictments may do nothing but raise trumps numbers but it may be the only path for DeSantis to win the gop nom.

#6235
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 

Now do beer cans.

#6236
On 7/28/2023 at 4:28 PM, tx 3 putt said:


If he was a real man, he’d be buying this ….

 

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This is the incorrect answer.  As someone who grew up in Allsup's country, I'm telling you now that it's the chimichanga all day every day.  

#6237
2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

This is the incorrect answer.  As someone who grew up in Allsup's country, I'm telling you now that it's the chimichanga all day every day.  

Jackrabbit chimichangas?

#6238

Nice pick desantis …

New: One of Ron DeSantis’ appointees to the new board overseeing Disney previously taught a “seminar” claiming that “whites were also slaves in America.”He also spread a debunked claim that “Irish slaves” were forcibly bred with enslaved Africans. https://t.co/BfG91H5bFm

 

 

#6239
17 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

NCAA should throw out all Florida schools.

Do you live in an alternate universe where the NCAA cares about things?

#6240
56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nice pick desantis …

New: One of Ron DeSantis’ appointees to the new board overseeing Disney previously taught a “seminar” claiming that “whites were also slaves in America.”He also spread a debunked claim that “Irish slaves” were forcibly bred with enslaved Africans. https://t.co/BfG91H5bFm

 

 

WhAt AbOuT ThE iRiSh???

One of the nuts I keep on FB so I know what the mouth breathers are on about this week is constantly posting stuff about "Irish Slaves" in America. 

#6241
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s such an odd person ….

Jesus looking at videos of DeSantis trying to interact with voters is so rough. Talking to him is like watching paint dry on a wall. The small talk that goes nowhere. The awkward and forced beer drinking. It’s just not happening. https://t.co/RPXRD72AJa

 

This one is painful too: 

Bonding over Yale sports

Loser DeSantis supporter: "My dad played football for Yale."

Loser says his dad graduated in 1957 and somehow claims they were national champions. Meatball says something about Yale being a powerhouse in the 30's -- they were good but powerhouse is a bit much -- and there being like three or four Heisman trophies at the school. They have two.

Then he ends by putting his hand on Meatball's shoulder and it appears he is about to tell him that he's going to pray for him.

#6242
19 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Do you live in an alternate universe where the NCAA cares about things?

I hear you, but what if some coach at FAU buys a kid a cheeseburger? 

#6243
15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok in this clip:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm. Hope I don’t hurt feelings here when I say you have to be an idiot to hold a beer like that unless you are using a koozie. 
 

2) he takes a drink with his right and left hand.  Probably because his right hand is cold so he switches, but how often do you drink from both hands in close succession when both hands are free to use?

Maybe you should drink your beer faster you woke pussy. 😁

(I can bet with near certainty that during the course of this event Meatball made some variation of this statement: "See, it's not Bud Light!")

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#6245

I'm starting to think all these assholes are what happens when you try to beat the Autism out of your kid instead of sending them to special ed and counseling. 

#6246
9 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm starting to think all these assholes are what happens when you try to beat the Autism out of your kid instead of sending them to special ed and counseling. 

I’m stealing this

#6247
2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

WhAt AbOuT ThE iRiSh???

One of the nuts I keep on FB so I know what the mouth breathers are on about this week is constantly posting stuff about "Irish Slaves" in America. 

The mouth breathers are just angry that even after the Civil War, nobody wanted the Irish around.  They are lucky that Congress even recognized them as human beings (albeit the vote was down party lines).

#6248
18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1) ron and someone else are holding their beer bottles by the base instead of the neck.  That makes your hand cold and your beer warm

How long does it take you to drink a beer

#6250

Why does meatball want to kill veterans and send them to the unemployment line ?

 

Our message to Little @RonDeSantis, on your vile statement saying you would slit the throats of federal employees. Percent of Employees who are Veterans:Defense: 47.2%Transportation: 36.7%Veterans Affairs: 31.8%OPM: 28.3%Which vets throat will you slit first, Ron?

 

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