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#6401
On 8/14/2023 at 11:52 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Come for DeSantis's facial expression. Stay for Joni Ernst and Casey. (Getty)

 

Has he already devolved into doing reaction videos on YouTube?

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#6402
2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:


“What’s your name?” DeSantis asked a voter in a recent clip from a New Hampshire diner.

“Tim,” the man responds


 

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#6403
On 8/15/2023 at 5:10 PM, Biff Tannen said:

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I was just explaining this movie to my wife a couple of days ago. She was flabbergasted. 

#6404
1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I was just explaining this movie to my wife a couple of days ago. She was flabbergasted. 

I just saw it for the first time a couple of weeks ago.  This scene just slays me.

#6405

The super PAC posted all the debate prep material and a bunch of other internals on an open site and the NYT got tipped off

 

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Ron DeSantis needs “to take a sledgehammer” to Vivek Ramaswamy, the political newcomer who is rising in the polls. He should “defend Donald Trump” when Chris Christie inevitably attacks the former president. And he needs to “attack Joe Biden and the media” no less than three to five times.

A firm associated with the super PAC that has effectively taken over Mr. DeSantis’s presidential campaign posted online hundreds of pages of blunt advice, research memos and internal polling in early nominating states to guide the Florida governor ahead of the high-stakes Republican presidential debate next Wednesday in Milwaukee.

The trove of documents provides an extraordinary glimpse into the thinking of the DeSantis operation about a debate the candidate’s advisers see as crucial.

“There are four basic must-dos,” one of the memos urges Mr. DeSantis, whom the document refers to as “GRD.”
 

“1. Attack Joe Biden and the media 3-5 times. 2. State GRD’s positive vision 2-3 times. 3. Hammer Vivek Ramaswamy in a response. 4. Defend Donald Trump in absentia in response to a Chris Christie attack.”

The documents were posted this week on the website of Axiom Strategies, the company owned by Jeff Roe, the chief strategist of Mr. DeSantis’s super PAC, Never Back Down.

The New York Times was alerted to the existence of the documents by a person not connected to the DeSantis campaign or the super PAC. After The Times reached out to Never Back Down for comment on Thursday, the group removed from the website a key memo summarizing the suggested strategy for the debate.

Super PACs are barred by law from strategizing in private with political campaigns. To avoid running afoul of those rules, it is not unusual for the outside groups to post polling documents in the open, albeit in an obscure corner of the internet where insiders know to look.

Posting such documents online is risky — the news media or rivals can discover them, and the advice can prove embarrassing. But super PACs often decide the risk is justified to convey what they consider crucial nonpublic information to the candidate without violating the law.

And you can just go download them yourself but for how long?
 

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#6408
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Defend the guy facing 91 felony counts who is currently beating the shit out of you. Good call.


 

DeSantis’s strategy at this point seems to be “don’t alienate Trump’s voters and secretly hope Trump goes to jail or is too busy avoiding jail to run.” Because I really don’t understand the point of running as “like Trump, but not Trump” while Trump is still in the race. https://t.co/e8NFy5D4Sb

 

#6410

CNN has the softest interviewers. Tapper is one of the worst. Allowing anyone to say the investigation into Trump's ties to Russia was not legitimate is untrue and refuted by the Mueller report. 

#6411
3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

CNN has the softest interviewers. Tapper is one of the worst. Allowing anyone to say the investigation into Trump's ties to Russia was not legitimate is untrue and refuted by the Mueller report. 


Release the mueller report 

#6412
20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Defend the guy facing 91 felony counts who is currently beating the shit out of you. Good call.

And the guy who won’t stop mocking you and calling you names.  Defend your bully, Meatball, instead of luring him to your house with a promise that you’ll pay him $10 a week not to bully you, and when he shows up, you pull a gun on him, and get his clothes off and tie him up, and scare him with threats to do things to him and his family that cause him to cry and piss himself, all of which you record on your dad’s VHS camcorder, and the next day at school, he magically leaves you alone   

But Meatball is going to take it, just like Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush did.  Because that’s what Republican men do.  Let draft-dodging former Democrats from New York City bully them around.    

#6413
37 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


 

DeSantis’s strategy at this point seems to be “don’t alienate Trump’s voters and secretly hope Trump goes to jail or is too busy avoiding jail to run.” Because I really don’t understand the point of running as “like Trump, but not Trump” while Trump is still in the race. https://t.co/e8NFy5D4Sb

 

I don't get it. He could be convicted of all of this shit and still win the nomination in a landslide.

#6420
6 minutes ago, Restless Native said:

I'm surprised that suit jacket doesn't have his name embroidered on it.

I found the label..

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#6423

i mean wtf is with the stupid cowboy boots anyway... he's from fucking swampass Florida, not Texas or Colorado or even California. 

 

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#6424

"W were boots, maybe if I wear boots people like me." That's probably the full amount of thought applied.

Wait till his tie gets longer and he starts wearing orange makeup

#6425
18 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean wtf is with the stupid cowboy boots anyway... he's from fucking swampass Florida, not Texas or Colorado or even California. 

 

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But remember, in his book ol' Ron "identifies" as a citizen of Ohio or Pennsylvania...known meccas of authentic western bootwear.

#6426
2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean wtf is with the stupid cowboy boots anyway... he's from fucking swampass Florida, not Texas or Colorado or even California. 

It's the only way he can wear high heels and still attack trans people.

And if by some miracle Trump ends up on a debate stage with him, you can bet he'll mock his heels.

#6427
2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

But remember, in his book ol' Ron "identifies" as a citizen of Ohio or Pennsylvania...known meccas of authentic western bootwear.

pshaw. I bet they wear beads and Roman sandals up there.

#6428

Anymore questions, asshat?  

Yeah, does Ted Cruz know that you raided his boot rack? 

YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!  

I mean, Lobo bullshit aside.  Trump is doing to you exactly what he did to beta-cuck Ted Cruz.  Insulting you, debasing nicknames, winding up to insult you on stage in the very soon debate, and telegraphing shit about your wife and physical appearance.  And your move is to go and buy a pair of boots that look exactly like Ted Cruz?  And you're claiming that you're not mentally disabled, Governor?  

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#6431
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does desantis realize how stupid he looks wearing the same cowboy boots every fucking day ?

I mean...at least they aren't square toe. 

#6432
On 8/15/2023 at 11:22 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Russell Wilson's wife, in the moments before she devoured him and the dog

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Edit: ex-wife

Damn, it's been a while, didn't realize it was so long ago - they've already been divorced for almost a decade.

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#6433
9 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It is painfully obvious from this that he is just wasting time until Donald dies, I mean seriously it is also not working because even in the meek state the hardcore crowd hates desantis, it is the first tenets of fascism, only the leader is pure everyone else is impure and must be purged.

 

#6434

When it's gotten so bad you push a puff piece about your debate coach

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O’Donnell met Karl Rove when the then-White House adviser gave Liberty’s commencement speech in 2004. “I said to Karl Rove, ‘You know John Kerry has a debate coach, and you need one for President Bush.’ He kind of laughed and I laughed, and I didn’t think anything would happen,” O’Donnell told the Harvard Crimson in 2012. “Then a couple days later, he called and said, ‘Were you serious?’ and I said ‘Sure.’” Rove brought him on to prepare Bush for his 2004 debates. “I saw a chance and I took it,” O’Donnell said during a return visit to Liberty in 2010. “That was truly God’s work.”

 
 

 

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#6436
Disney is now countersuing CFTOD, seeking damages because the district refuses its "duty to perform" under "valid and binding" contracts. Disney requests the court rule against the district and "award other relief deemed proper."
New: Disney has issued a new court filing seeking NEW damages against Ron DeSantis’ administration, accusing them of “breach of contract.” They did this only hours after DeSantis asked them to drop the lawsuit, saying he wanted to “move on.”🔗https://t.co/PakUIY7jR1

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#6439
1 hour ago, Restless Native said:

Haha one of the comments says that Ramaswamy is like a cockroach that fully supports Raid.

I like this line and will steal it

#6440
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okay, ‘Governor, is that your thought or is that just your super PAC talking?'” Doocy said. 

 

#6441
It’s difficult to get paid people to act enthusiastic.

 

#6442
DeSantis's decline is pretty remarkable in terms of shifting public opinion. Losing support from 20% of Republicans is close to ~14 million people deciding they don't like you https://t.co/dGYPvnHrED

 

#6444
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:
It’s difficult to get paid people to act enthusiastic.

 

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#6447
Desantis’s bus is stuck like a beached whale in NH.Symbolic of his whole campaign.

 

#6448
On 8/17/2023 at 11:46 AM, atomheartbevo said:

And the guy who won’t stop mocking you and calling you names.  Defend your bully, Meatball, instead of luring him to your house with a promise that you’ll pay him $10 a week not to bully you, and when he shows up, you pull a gun on him, and get his clothes off and tie him up, and scare him with threats to do things to him and his family that cause him to cry and piss himself, all of which you record on your dad’s VHS camcorder, and the next day at school, he magically leaves you alone   

But Meatball is going to take it, just like Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush did.  Because that’s what Republican men do.  Let draft-dodging former Democrats from New York City bully them around.    

man, all i did was sneak up behind my guy and smash his head into the pe clothes baskets. 

#6449

 

The Florida insurance marketplace is collapsing because of bad policy and bad decisions. Never forget, the special session in Florida that became "don't say gay" and an attack on Disney was actually called to deal with this. DeSantis chose his culture war instead. https://t.co/3EPHevOryf

 

 

#6450

 

I was trying to think of the last Republican who went into a presidential primary with healthy poll numbers and financial backing who imploded as rapidly and spectacularly as Desantis despite every possible metric favoring him and I got Rudy Giuliani in 2008.

 

 

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