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#6751
17 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Thought the same thing when I saw the thread bumped.  Did he drop out? Nope. He's waiting for Trump's arrest so he can be the frontrunner and everyone loves him.

I don’t think (another) dotard arrest would make anyone the front runner. Dotard will continue to gain on the field. 

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#6752
21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
When I’m President, if foreign students are out there celebrating terrorism, I will cancel their visas and send them home.

 

 

It says in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence that foreigners do not have 1st Amendment rights.  He's lawyer, so listen to this man. 

#6753

Did DeSantis have some sort of ankle or calf issue? Is it being bow-legged? What is going on here? It seriously looks like it would be painful for him to stand.

She used to do that with the microphones on stage at campaign events until it cost him 10 points.

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#6756

This feels like when the Republicans ran Dole against Clinton in '96. Everyone knew the race was lost the minute Dole was nominated. 

#6759
3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

To be honest, they both are terrible. You can hate one and the other.

#6760
On 10/29/2023 at 1:08 AM, z009 said:

This feels like when the Republicans ran Dole against Clinton in '96. Everyone knew the race was lost the minute Dole was nominated. 

Hey Animal Tobacco, are you waving "hi" or "bye?"

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Speaking of kicking someone when they're down, there's this.  I would not generally approved of doing that, but he's such a jackass.  Where's that crazy Rebekah statistics gal from Tampa?  Laughing her ass off, I assume.

 

After campaign donations dried up, Desantis began shaking down executives with companies that rely on the FL state government for their business income. State employees campaign for him, he uses state resources, now this. https://t.co/qujiCr58sw

 

 

 

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#6761
6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Hey Animal Tobacco, are you waving "hi" or "bye?"

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Speaking of kicking someone when they're down, there's this.  I would not generally approved of doing that, but he's such a jackass.  Where's that crazy Rebekah statistics gal from Tampa?  Laughing her ass off, I assume.

 

After campaign donations dried up, Desantis began shaking down executives with companies that rely on the FL state government for their business income. State employees campaign for him, he uses state resources, now this. https://t.co/qujiCr58sw

 

 

 

All that means is people don't like my opinions, and they have every right to scroll past my posts if they don't like them. In regard to Trump, do you really think he can win after all the baggage he has accumulated since the last election?

#6763
You can practically see his circuitry misfiring as robotic Ron DeSantis implodes when presented with his state's skyrocketing firearm mortality rate. Good job by Kristen Welker for staying with it.pic.twitter.com/aAWpWc0EDd

 

#6767
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Oh. Well, that's because of Covid." 

The firearm mortality rate. 

That’s the Florida Covid vaccine, and it’s  100% effective.

#6768

DeSantis struggles to defend any FL policy because many of them are failing, even in the eyes of his core supporters. Abortions are up in FL because he's surrounded by even redder states that have locked down abortions even tighter.  DeSantis himself is calling them abortion tourists and he wants to method to stop the practice.

As for his special boots to make him taller, you would think there would be something in the toe box not flatten out like clown shoes.

#6769
On 10/28/2023 at 9:42 PM, tx 3 putt said:
I rest my case.


 

 

Dude has AMAZINGLY long shins.

Or he has Barbie feet.

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#6771
On 10/15/2023 at 7:59 AM, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve never been much for coke, but surly coke users want to comment …….

Ron DeBooger

 

Touching your nose often is a sign of anxiety and/or uncertainty. This should surprise nobody who has watched him campaign awkwardly for the past year. 

#6774

Of course he’s burning state resources and tax dollars …..

There is increasing evidence that DeSantis is tapping his powers as governor to generate interest in his flagging campaign, a misuse of public resources and tax dollars.https://t.co/WyAJBe0VWR

 

#6775
Why is the Surgeon General of FL, who makes $441,000 a year, being paid by Florida taxpayers to illegally campaign in NH with Ron Desantis?

 

#6776
On 10/31/2023 at 9:01 AM, South Austin said:

I love watching this dipshit spiral to the bottom.

I like watching Republicans' Medieval times beliefs get relegated to irrelevancy. They haven't won the popular vote since 2004. A whole generation of new voters has grown up since then. I'd be mad, too.  

#6777
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Why is the Surgeon General of FL, who makes $441,000 a year, being paid by Florida taxpayers to illegally campaign in NH with Ron Desantis?

 

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#6779
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Why is the Surgeon General of FL, who makes $441,000 a year, being paid by Florida taxpayers to illegally campaign in NH with Ron Desantis?

 

Meet my black friend, y’all. 

#6780
On 10/31/2023 at 9:10 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

His head-bob tic is annoying AF.

I like it. It's the look of a winner.

#6781
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Meet my black friend, y’all. 

Seriously. Hard to think of anything that blatantly transparent.

When you've reached the, "See! I'm not a racist!" portion of your campaign...

#6784
Florida audience laughs while Trump tells his story about how DeSantis had tears flowing from his eyes and does an impression of DeSantis begging for his endorsement

 

😂😂

#6785

She’s as awkward as meatball …

"How nice would it be to have a president of the United States, to have their kids bring home homework to the White House instead of cocaine?"🔥 from @CaseyDeSantis

 

#6786

^^^ That's a social climber desperate to BE SOMEBODY.  No matter how many kids get caged in the process.  They would have gotten caged anyway. At least they have a home.

#6788
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Florida audience laughs while Trump tells his story about how DeSantis had tears flowing from his eyes and does an impression of DeSantis begging for his endorsement

 

😂😂

I despise that shitbag, but I enjoy watching him teabag members of his own party.

#6789
35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So Donnie Jr never brought cocaine to the White House?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


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#6790
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

^^^ That's a social climber desperate to BE SOMEBODY.  No matter how many kids get caged in the process.  They would have gotten caged anyway. At least they have a home.

Yeah, it's 100% clear that she's the reason he ran, and she should have been the one running.  She probably could have won the governor's race instead of him.

#6792
5 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

except she's got that full moon transformation issue that could be considered disqualifying 

Or it may earn her more votes......furries are fucking everywhere.   I don't mean they are having sex everywhere, but that they are everywhere.  Well, actually, they are having sex everywhere, anyways, you know what I mean.

#6793

Is he crippled ?

seems like an unusual gaitpic.twitter.com/UHRW99mIds

 

#6795
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is he crippled ?

seems like an unusual gaitpic.twitter.com/UHRW99mIds

 

Just emotionally 

#6796

To be fair, he walked normally once he got off the stage but those few seconds from podium to floor were goofy as shit.  
 

I don’t forget they Christie tried to blow Trump early on , but he least comes across as a human being.  Ron and Vivek absolutely do not.  I don’t know the fuck America is gonna do with these two assholes who are both gonna be around for a long while

#6798
On 11/5/2023 at 9:55 AM, tx 3 putt said:

She’s as awkward as meatball …

"How nice would it be to have a president of the United States, to have their kids bring home homework to the White House instead of cocaine?"🔥 from @CaseyDeSantis

 

 

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#6799
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

To be fair, he walked normally once he got off the stage but those few seconds from podium to floor were goofy as shit.  
 

I don’t forget they Christie tried to blow Trump early on , but he least comes across as a human being.  Ron and Vivek absolutely do not.  I don’t know the fuck America is gonna do with these two assholes who are both gonna be around for a long while

I am not sure about that.  If Trump loses next year, and especially if that loss is combined with widespread rejection of MAGA  in congressional and statewide races, I think it’s possible the movement fades pretty quickly, in which case guys like Vivek will be totally ignored and guys like DeSantis will have to either dramatically change their tune or be pushed deep into the background.  Less shittastic candidates like Rubio or Sasse or Hogan will become the face of the GOP if it even survives.  There’s no guarantee of that outcome but it’s hard to see the GOP doubling down after a 6 year losing streak.

Of course, if Trump wins then all bets are off and these assholes will suddenly have a fuckload more contestants joining their race to the bottom.

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