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#6901

I am not a tall man.  I am also not insecure.  I can't imagine prancing around on lifts like that, which have to be ridiculously uncomfortable.

That dude is really weird.

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#6902
52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am not a tall man.  I am also not insecure.  I can't imagine prancing around on lifts like that, which have to be ridiculously uncomfortable.

That dude is really weird.

Ditto... no one has ever accused of being tall and I actually hate shoes with too much cushion, support.  Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.  This stuff?  Really embarrassing.  

#6903
13 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Ditto... no one has ever accused of being tall and I actually hate shoes with too much cushion, support.  Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.  This stuff?  Really embarrassing.  

The thing is,  there is actual evidence suggesting that shorter men are at a disadvantage in presidential elections. 

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1048984312000884

So, I suppose an argument could be made that Ron is doing this to overcome a societal bias, rather than his own insecurity.  That argument would be bullshit (it's both) but you could make it.

#6904
22 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Put me in a pair of chucks and I'm all good.

Literally part of my look for probably 25 years.

#6905
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Literally part of my look for probably 25 years.

and one thing chucks don't offer is lift.  Nor do 95% of the shoes I wear and no Fs are given.

#6907

 

lol look at the last frame of the video in this tweet

 

Why is Rob trying so hard to strut in his boots? 🐊🤡🖕🏼

 

 

#6909
1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

lol look at the last frame of the video in this tweet

 

Why is Rob trying so hard to strut in his boots? 🐊🤡🖕🏼

 

 

That's a person walking on their toes

#6910

Jenna Ellis is going after him on this, and it’s good to see that he gives no shits about the Constitution.  I mean we knew that but he’s putting it out in public.

Satan has no place in our society and should not be recognized as a "religion" by the federal government. I'll chip in to contribute to this veteran's legal defense fund.Good prevails over evil -- that's the American spirit. https://t.co/p1vmTcl8c9

In response to somebody tearing down a Satanism display in a state capitol 

A Christian veteran has torn down and beheaded the Satanic Temple Statue in the Iowa State Capitol, via @RepubSentinel

 

#6912
On 12/13/2023 at 8:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Nikki needs to mock him in the next debate.  Tell everybody to take off their shows and stand next to each other.

The 3 leading candidates for the Alpha Male Party presidential nomination

- Candidate in make-up

- Candidate in high heels

- Nikki Haley

#6913

#4: beta-cuck nerd whom compensates for low-T by talking non-stop and over-the-top hand gestures in an attempt to seem strong.

#5: an actual, kinda tough guy.  But once you see him in the photographs in a baseball uniform attempting to "play", America's pastime.  You're like, "No thanks, we already have a Rosie O'Donnell." 

#6914
12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jenna Ellis is going after him on this, and it’s good to see that he gives no shits about the Constitution.  I mean we knew that but he’s putting it out in public.

Satan has no place in our society and should not be recognized as a "religion" by the federal government. I'll chip in to contribute to this veteran's legal defense fund.Good prevails over evil -- that's the American spirit. https://t.co/p1vmTcl8c9

In response to somebody tearing down a Satanism display in a state capitol 

A Christian veteran has torn down and beheaded the Satanic Temple Statue in the Iowa State Capitol, via @RepubSentinel

 

The job is not done until the Inquisition gets the truth out of the Satanists. Break them on the wheel!

#6915

Presumably Judas…..

In a television interview with Christian Broadcast News, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R), suggested he would have liked to have been one of Jesus’s 12 disciples. Courtesy of @Fla_Pol.Link: https://t.co/HAgSP4vqcG
#6916
Poor Ronny Desantis. His PAC Chair fleeced him of his campaign money then split, and now this woman is heckling him in Iowa today and I think he might cry.

 

#6917

Holy shit, he gets sucked at his own rally.

Gotta love the George Soros mention.

And still obsessed with COVID even though the rest of the country has moved on.

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#6918
15 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Presumably Judas…..
 

In a television interview with Christian Broadcast News, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R), suggested he would have liked to have been one of Jesus’s 12 disciples. Courtesy of @Fla_Pol.Link: https://t.co/HAgSP4vqcG

I too wish Ron DeSantis would’ve died almost 2,000 years ago. 

#6920
18 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Zuckerbucks have been banned? What the fuck is he talking about 

He’s a very online weirdo.

#6921

What the fuck is a Zuckerbuck?  Sounds like the currency you use at Del Boca Vista, Phase II to get drugs or pussy that won't show up on your monthly billing statement so your wife won't find out.

#6922
11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit, he gets sucked at his own rally.

Gotta love the George Soros mention.

Soros is 93 years old and while anyone paying attention understands the 'code,' I wonder who will become their new target in the future....

#6923
35 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Soros is 93 years old and while anyone paying attention understands the 'code,' I wonder who will become their new target in the future....

Bill Gates will get promoted to the majors. 

#6924
On 12/17/2023 at 7:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Poor Ronny Desantis. His PAC Chair fleeced him of his campaign money then split, and now this woman is heckling him in Iowa today and I think he might cry.

 

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

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#6928
22 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

oh god can someone embed the vid of Ron as Randy in A Christmas Story that is posted in those comments?

Merry Christmas Rob!!

 

#6929
On 12/16/2023 at 11:07 AM, RDCanecutter said:

The job is not done until the Inquisition gets the truth out of the Satanists. Break them on the wheel!

I think Black Phillip had a conversation with Marge:

 “Wouldst thou like the taste of butter churned from Parkland shooting survivors? A pretty dress….that hides your feet? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously getting banged by cross-fit trainers?”

#6932
4 hours ago, Matuka said:

Raised by wolves

Wolves chew their food more. So do pigs. You might say duck but ducks don't have a giant pouch on the side of their mouths where they can hold half a sandwich while they talk.

 

#6933
On 12/19/2023 at 10:44 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends...

#6935
On 12/19/2023 at 9:44 AM, RDCanecutter said:

Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

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#6936
Ever been in Mexico during an election? They've got cars that drive around with tinny megaphones with voices booming forth that sound just like Ron there.

They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.
#6937
8 hours ago, Thrawn said:

This motherfucker went to a prestigious ivy league school?

Those old buildings have lots of basement and attic rooms with reinforced doors, for the comfort and protection of the more unique scions of the gentry who might otherwise have harm befall them, were they to wander loose of a night.

#6938
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.

[rhythmic music, rhythmic music] El GaaaAAAAS [repeat ad infinitum driving slowly past my hungover self]

#6941
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


They also would do that to advertise baseball broadcasts. “BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! BEEEEEEEEEEEEISBOL! Esta tarde en la estacion cinco nueve cero!”
Was a cool feature of random ass life in Mexico.

Cody does this for its nightly rodeo. Apparently they had a vehicle change since I lived there:

https://www.codyenterprise.com/news/local/article_a44333e6-a8c9-11e9-8208-d7305fe9ff9a.html

#6945
Florida unlikely to seek $248 million in federal aid to feed hungry children.https://t.co/0lUDsd0Eoi

playing politics with the well being of children is getting out of hand 

 

 

#6946
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

playing politics with the well being of children is getting out of hand 

It’s. It out of hand if you’re a Republican.  Republican Jesus clearly stated in the Bible that we should do nothing to help poor children.

#6948
55 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Also Desantis:

Bootstraps. 

Find them.

Pull.

Can’t pull yourself up by your bootstraps if your inserts put your fingers just out of reach.

#6949
On 12/22/2023 at 11:31 PM, atomheartbevo said:
Merry Christmas Rob!!

 

Holy fuck that is so fucking disturbing and fucking hilarious 

I can't decide which

#6950
6 hours ago, SKJ said:

Holy fuck that is so fucking disturbing and fucking hilarious 

I can't decide which

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