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Ron can get back to terrorizing FL with new laws and exec orders. He needs to get an early jump on ‘28.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Side note: it took them all afternoon to find a balcony in Tallahassee that wasn’t doubling as the rain shield over the drive thru window at a Popeyes.  

It would have worked better for me if they did it down near the circus tent.  But I digress.  

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Ron can get back to terrorizing FL with new laws and exec orders. He needs to get an early jump on ‘28.

I think he’s on the Scott Walker career path. Don’t think he’ll actually lose like Walker, but once he’s done as governor, that’s it. 

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's $6,000 a piece if you're scoring at home.  

A better strategy would have been to just buy the damn votes.

He could have bought $40 million in Facebook ads and probably have doubled his vote totals.

quoting from the snl cold open last night “he went to 99 counties but bitch couldn’t win one”.

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On 11/28/2022 at 1:05 AM, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

Good call.

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just dropped in to pile on the spectacular flameout of this horrible pussy.  What a shitty human being.  A coward.  A liar.  A cuck.

 

You know, a republican. 

10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

Ron announcing the news to his supporter. 

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He may well go the way of Walker as was mentioned, but he seems like a vengeful man at heart and not unlike Stephen Miller in his ability to regroup and try something else for awhile. Both Walker and Miller are involved with the Young America Foundation and as you know, Miller launched the America First Legal Foundation. None of the three are all that old, so they'll be around for awhile.

9 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Good call.

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

God already mixed it up plenty for us.  It's the tale of the man who lived by the river that flooded.  The man died and asked God in heaven why he had forsaken him?  

"You fool, you and your nation were going to drown.  So I sent you three lifelines:  The most unlikable and cruel man in white boots since Mussolini, a Sikh named Nimrata who you hated for being a female adulterer, and a twice-impeached failed obese businessman under 91 indictments who enjoyed rape and underage sex."

To which the drowned man replied, "You're right, I was tired of winning."  

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

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From attacking Bud Light to quoting  Budweiser. This is a sim.

36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

God already mixed it up plenty for us.  It's the tale of the man who lived by the river that flooded.  The man died and asked God in heaven why he had forsaken him?  

"You fool, you and your nation were going to drown.  So I sent you three lifelines:  The most unlikable and cruel man in white boots since Mussolini, a Sikh named Nimrata who you hated for being a female adulterer, and a twice-impeached failed obese businessman under 91 indictments who enjoyed rape and underage sex."

To which the drowned man replied, "You're right, I was tired of winning."  

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15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

Which is the slogan that the GOP will bestow upon Newsom when he runs in '28, likely killing his chances.

The difference is that dumb shit DeSantis chose his.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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you know, I never looked carefully in the background of this shot before. it's the first time I noticed the dead munchkins. that movie is sinister af

13 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Good call.

And Ana would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for twitter links in the CR!

17 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

So perfect. Best post of ‘24 by a parsec. 

He said slavery was actually beneficial for black folks. It taught them skills!

5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

"Make America Florida"

Any campaign that uses that as a tagline deserves to lose, and that's coming from someone that likes Florida. But I also know the reputation the state has among many people. I also wouldn't suggest using "Make America California" either as it comes with wayyyyy too much baggage.

Bingo!

the country as a whole, looks more like Florida since 2016.

What happens in Florida should stay in Florida.

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so brutal, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so toxic, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

Ftfy

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

goddamn, the last few pages are so brutal, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the gu....

 

wait, no I'm not. MOAR!!!

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8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

lol. Laugh now, but this is a sad day for original CR content. It’s all gonna be thematic retreads this cycle unless god does the right thing and mixes it up for us. 

Just enjoy today, Ana, like the rest of society.

34 minutes ago, yoladu said:

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

Well, DeSantis isn't a brown woman.  Or mostly not.  Hell, I don't know.

8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

From attacking Bud Light to quoting  Budweiser. This is a sim.

Naw, that’s entirely consistent with his big cuck energy.

I'm not sure which rule of acquisition applies to spending $120 million in Iowa, but I think he got it wrong.  

10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm not sure which rule of acquisition applies to spending $120 million in Iowa, but I think he got it wrong.  

I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.

4 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.

#243 Always leave yourself an out

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#248 The definition of insanity is trying the same failed scheme & expecting different results

 

On 11/28/2022 at 1:05 AM, Anastasis said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when DeSantis gets inaugurated and we get to watch the majority of this board flail about again.  I hope that this time around that yall can come up with shit half as entertaining as the Steele Dossier and the pee pee tapes. 

 

On 11/28/2022 at 10:15 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when you and the rest of your friends fall in line behind Donald again in March 2024 and pretend that you've never heard of this guy.

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6 hours ago, yoladu said:

over at texags, they are promoting a Trump/DeSantis ticket.

Why would anyone want to be Trump's VP in 2024? Trump basically abandoned his previous one to get killed.

Meatball would have to spend all day listening to Trump bitch about Hillary, Obama, election fraud, etc....and then at night would have to put up with the business end of Casey's strap-on while she bitches about not being first lady. 

On 1/21/2024 at 6:25 PM, Bullneck said:

That's $6,000 a piece if you're scoring at home.  

A better strategy would have been to just buy the damn votes.

For $6,000 bucks I woulda voted for that weird lil sumbitch twice.

On 11/28/2022 at 10:15 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

Its gonna be funny death spiral shit when you and the rest of your friends fall in line behind Donald again in March 2024 and pretend that you've never heard of this guy.

March 2024? Great prediction there, Nostradamus. Why'd you have so much faith in Ana, his friends, and Ron DeSantis?

I see he won 0.4% of the vote in New Hampshire.

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I see he won 0.4% of the vote in New Hampshire.

Is that good?

Wild coincidence he got 0.4%, which is the exact level of his testosterone.  

I kept calling him an absolute zero, but he overachieved.  WAY TO GO RON!  

 

FL has 3 more years with the meatball  lulz

FLA!  The Meatball!  /chaz

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