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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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While a possible record-breaking hurricane is about to hit Florida, let's not forget the important things like it is illegal to mention global warming in Florida school books. I'm sure the Florida Legislature will pass a bill saying hurricane's are Jesus' way of punishing us for allowing gays to marry. 

all schools have shitty grads ….

 

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

all schools have shitty grads ….

 

Never fear fair citizens. He’s got you.
 

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8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Never fear fair citizens. He’s got you.
 

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maybe if the crane operator was reading a book of poetry by amanda gorman, desantis would give a shit ?

 

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I hope they set the debris pile on fire when his press conference started and then someone shoved him into the pyre.

... and we couldn't get much higher. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:
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“To keep it simple for the State of Florida: it’s the First Amendment, stupid.”

That’s what a federal judge wrote Thursday as he sided with local TV stations in an extraordinary dispute over a pro-abortion rights television ad.

Chief U.S. District Judge Mark E. Walker of the Northern District of Florida granted a temporary restraining order against Florida’s surgeon general after the state health department threatened to bring criminal charges against broadcasters airing the ad.

Outstanding.

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On 12/13/2024 at 12:55 AM, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people ….

 

It's a red herring. Nobody with gold would spend it day-to-day if you had an inflating asset like dollars to use instead.

I suspect it's just a way to sell it without capital gains.

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all schools have shitty grads .....

During today's press conference @GovRonDeSantis   demanded the power to run his own deportation system where he can catch Haitians and others "and we can have our guys just take them back to Haiti or Bahamas or wherever they're coming from - right on the spot." @CBSMiami

Setting aside the legality of what he is saying, it is statements like this that have made many legislators nervous. They argue that in his eagerness to keep the spotlight on himself and remain relevant he could overstep his role as Governor and undermine what Trump is doing.

I have also had several Republicans start using words like dictator and tyrant in describing DeSantis.
For six years, they say, DeSantis did nothing to build a relationship with them. In fact, he did the opposite, punishing and belittling any legislator who didn't obey him.

All of that anger is now bubbling up and the fight over the immigration bill is likely just the beginning.

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

all schools have shitty grads .....

During today's press conference @GovRonDeSantis   demanded the power to run his own deportation system where he can catch Haitians and others "and we can have our guys just take them back to Haiti or Bahamas or wherever they're coming from - right on the spot." @CBSMiami

Setting aside the legality of what he is saying, it is statements like this that have made many legislators nervous. They argue that in his eagerness to keep the spotlight on himself and remain relevant he could overstep his role as Governor and undermine what Trump is doing.

I have also had several Republicans start using words like dictator and tyrant in describing DeSantis.
For six years, they say, DeSantis did nothing to build a relationship with them. In fact, he did the opposite, punishing and belittling any legislator who didn't obey him.

All of that anger is now bubbling up and the fight over the immigration bill is likely just the beginning.

Got a link for that news story or at least whose tweet you copy/pasted?

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5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Good christ 

 

 

abbott will soon be copying this 

45 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Good christ 

 

Reminds me of when I found out a great great uncle had been a senator in the late 1800s/early 1900s. I was somewhat puffed up with my own non-achievement by this connection. Eventually I ran across a book of his speeches. The first one I saw was where he was arguing that poor children should not be forced to attend school when they could be of more use working in the fields.

I put the book back up.

Congrats, I guess, to anybody who is catching up to 1906 Alabama.

58 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Good christ 

 


It’s hard to shoot up a school if you’re hungry and have been up all night working in the mines.

/Maga solutions

I didn’t read the proposal but I am 99% sure there is a clause buried in there lowering age of consent to 12yrs.

12 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I didn’t read the proposal but I am 99% sure there is a clause buried in there lowering age of consent to 12yrs.

 

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The Matt Gaetz clause.

That's why the law is being changed so 14 year olds can work overnight. When the younger ages have to go home, they can clock in.

That's supposed to be sarcasm, but alas, it's Florida so....

On 3/28/2025 at 10:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

abbott will soon be copying this 

As usual, the progressive minds of Arkansas have led the way.

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Instead of indiscriminate cuts to funding and sevices, this sounds like an actual fraud situation custom made for DOGE for to tackle. Elon! Big Ballz! Those 2 other kids! Assemble!

On 3/30/2025 at 11:56 AM, Underdog said:

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Mom is like "Finally, Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Kinsleigh, Brayleigh, and Jayleigh can get jobs in the chicken plant, Just as the lord intended. Praise God!" 

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Mom is like "Finally, Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Kinsleigh, Brayleigh, and Jayleigh can get jobs in the chicken plant, Just as the lord intended. Praise God!" 

That's a little too on the nose for my neck of the woods in East Texas. Looking at my daughter's class roster give me 2nd hand embarrassment.

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On 4/23/2025 at 7:43 AM, Captain Ron said:

 

 

Might be getting legs

 

A follow up on Threads was hilarious

 

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I'm not getting my hopes up that this pathetic pencil dick is going down for anything.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm not getting my hopes up that this pathetic pencil dick is going down for anything.

Given he's ineligible for governor again (right?), he's pretty much a political non-entity.  He's never doing anything outside of FL.  

44 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Might be getting legs

 

A follow up on Threads was hilarious

 

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The most unbelievable part of this is that there was only a cumulative 15% beak wetting, and the 10 mil seed delivered 8.5 to the PAC. 

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Trump and team are laughing about how small  Desantis’s grift game is

Insurance fraud has to be a top 3 industry in Florida 

Behind…drugs? Meth? Wait, is meth included within “drugs,” for Florida economic purposes? And I’m guessing the other time in the top 3 is low-rent strippers?

 

10 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Insurance fraud has to be a top 2 3 industry in Florida 

Contraband/drugs has been #1 for a long, long time.

25 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Here's where Ron uses his charisma super powers to unfuck himself. Or his I'm A Republican, So What? super powers. Either way. 

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17 hours ago, South Austin said:

I'm not getting my hopes up that this pathetic pencil dick is going down for anything.

 

17 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Given he's ineligible for governor again (right?), he's pretty much a political non-entity.  He's never doing anything outside of FL.  

Pure speculation, but seems to me that someone slightly higher up the food chain may decide that this should be consequence enough and it will end quietly after it has sidelined him on a national level. I could see Florida electing him as a senator but that's either waiting for Rick Scott to step down or to oust the recently elected Ashley Moody.

The papers there are picking up on this a little more

 

 

The guy has the charm of chlamydia. His lack of charm is going to kill his chances on the national stage. I'm with everyone that says he's a non-factor outside of Florida.

This scandal might not bring him down, but is going to hurt his chances to do anything much after this. He will vanish and be a non-factor from now on.

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

him and his wife have a personality of a walnut 

 

There are a lot of desserts I like made of walnuts. That is very unfair to walnuts.

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