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12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wonder how much the whore cost the other guy?

Russians paid for it. 

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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"They like her more than they like me."
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How bat-shit crazy is his wife? 

Half-Sicilian.

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

So is his left arm longer than his right, or is he flinching away from his female human wife?

53 minutes ago, tchookem said:

"They like her more than they like me."

37 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Half-Sicilian.

I’d vote for her over him, even knowing that last bit.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

And uh...chick on the right is an escort, right?

His right or our right

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

So is his left arm longer than his right, or is he flinching away from his female human wife?

Those tits have their own gravitational field

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's almost what AI thinks a shitbag politician should be. Someone entered "generate shitbag right wing governor of Florida" into ChatGPT and this is what it spit out. 

And uh...chick on the right is an escort, right?

that escort is the most honest person in that picture.

4 hours ago, Smax said:

Who was that "interesting" poster from TOS that worked at Disney?

 

and that escort is 🤮

mr phlegm.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How bat-shit crazy is his wife?  Ginni Thomas level nuts?

There really is only one way to find out.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

There is no way someone this cunty can be elected POTUS. Right? ........Right!?

14 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

There is no way someone this cunty can be elected POTUS. Right? ........Right!?

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Well, there is precedent...

So this cunt might actually win against Disney at least till it goes up another level. The original judge recused himself and now it's in the hands of a Trump appointee who was the former solicitor general. If ever there was a time for Trump to call in a favor.

 

6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

that escort is the most honest person in that picture.

mr phlegm.

He drove the golf carts in the parking lot I believe. 

35 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He drove the golf carts in the parking lot I believe. 

Then he got promoted to cruise ship captain 

On 5/31/2023 at 6:27 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

So this cunt might actually win against Disney at least till it goes up another level. The original judge recused himself and now it's in the hands of a Trump appointee who was the former solicitor general. If ever there was a time for Trump to call in a favor.

 

Really? For that? Gtfo of here

yeah, what's with the nose/ face wiping, it's like a gross tic 😝

51 minutes ago, mchookem said:

yeah, what's with the nose/ face wiping, it's like a gross tic 😝

he did it all during covid

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

So this cunt might actually win against Disney at least till it goes up another level. The original judge recused himself and now it's in the hands of a Trump appointee who was the former solicitor general. If ever there was a time for Trump to call in a favor.

 

Is there anyone in America who doesn’t have a 3rd degree relative that has Disney stock somewhere in their portfolio??  Ridiculous.

15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Is there anyone in America who doesn’t have a 3rd degree relative that has Disney stock somewhere in their portfolio??  Ridiculous.

GAWRSH it sure is weird how the fascists keep getting every weird break with the courts right?

On 5/28/2023 at 12:28 PM, tchookem said:

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There’s a growing storyline on the Right that Secession and the Civil War are two indirectly related events. It allows them to continue to say that the Civil War was not about slavery but instead the protecting the South from the northern aggressors.  When pressed they will begrudgingly admit that Secession was about slavery.  

9 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I am certain at some point on the campaign trail we will see him eat a booger.

 

 

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It wasn't espionage for profit or overturning the world's oldest democracy. It was the coarse demeanor that took this feckless sap seven years to recognize. 

 

 

8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Is there anyone in America who doesn’t have a 3rd degree relative that has Disney stock somewhere in their portfolio??  Ridiculous.

We have supreme court justices who appear to get paid BASED on their votes so I don't understand a judge, with a cousin flush with DIS stock, can't preside over a case. 

He's going to snap at some point and just go off on R voters about how much he hates them and how fucking stupid they are.  It's going to be glorious.

54 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

We have supreme court justices who appear to get paid BASED on their votes so I don't understand a judge, with a cousin flush with DIS stock, can't preside over a case. 

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13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is his wife?  She keeps referring to him as the governor, which is completely off putting to me. 
 

she also has some speech patterns that remind me of trump, I’m sure Ron can hear it too. 
 

and since when do small children display humility?  Who talks about their 6 and 3 year olds as humble?

this all feels so fake.  I also think his outrage at people is fake, as if the team decides that him being angry at people that question him is good for his numbers, but he can’t pull it off effectively. 

Is this a staged "media question"? It looks/feels completely scripted... and not just in a "I had this line ready" sort of way. He starts his smirk before the question is even asked.
 

 

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His wife’s voice is actually more irritating than his

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

and since when do small children display humility?  Who talks about their 6 and 3 year olds as humble?

Maybe she means they’re a little slow. 

We should respect his "winner" gender identity

That had to be staged.  I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t raise his little arms like “Steve Holt!”

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I am certain at some point on the campaign trail we will see him eat a booger.

 

 

Can somebody please lay the audio over that guy and DeSantis from revenge of the nerds

”hey, why do they call you booger?”

I keep getting the sense that desantis isn’t a ‘smart’ person. He had to be a book nerd in college I guess, but damn he comes across in a bad way 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Is this a staged "media question"? It looks/feels completely scripted... and not just in a "I had this line ready" sort of way. He starts his smirk before the question is even asked.
 

 

Follow-up question governor,  is that pronounced WEE-ner or WINE-er ?

4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Is this a staged "media question"? It looks/feels completely scripted... and not just in a "I had this line ready" sort of way. He starts his smirk before the question is even asked.
 

 

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

What are you, six? “My name is pronounced winner!”.

 

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Follow-up question governor,  is that pronounced WEE-ner or WINE-er ?

Oh, so it sounds like Disney.  Got it.

On 5/31/2023 at 6:27 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Telenovela bodyguard on the left with popped collar and spray-on shadow-beard.

Yeah, he looks like Florida's version of Blake Gideon upset at a Denny's for photographing him.  

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