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18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

What's up with fuckers pronouncing "pronunciation" as "pronounciation?" I can't stand that little Archie Bunker knock-off DeSantis, but I'd give him points if he'd gone on an Aspergery tangent to rub the reporter's nose in this steaming turd of gibberish.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

"Third-degree relatives are a segment of the extended family and includes first cousins, great grandparents and great grandchildren.

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There are literally dozens of us Filipkowski, DOZENS!  

He's going to snap at some point and just go off on R voters about how much he hates them and how fucking stupid they are.  It's going to be glorious.

“….and will get him even MORE enthusiastic MAGAt turnout.” You forgot that part. Because we are in the stupidest of all timelines.
He's going to snap at some point and just go off on R voters about how much he hates them and how fucking stupid they are.  It's going to be glorious.

That might make me vote for him tbh

more of this

 

 

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

He's certainly no Churchill.

 

Nothing quite like creating a mythical enemy to fight against. Sorry Antifa, Wokeness is now the belle of the ball.

Listening to DeSantis is always cringe 

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20 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Nothing quite like creating a mythical enemy to fight against. Sorry Antifa, Wokeness is now the belle of the ball.

Does Wokeness have brick piles they leave out for rioters?

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Does Wokeness have brick piles they leave out for rioters?


wokeness was responsible for jan6 ?

16 hours ago, bolverk said:

He's certainly no Churchill.

 

This fuckstick is getting into epic piece of shit territory.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This fuckstick is getting into epic piece of shit territory.


he’s well passed that 

RiP blm and antifa 

If he happens to win the MAGA nomination, I’d love to see a debate between him and Biden where Joe says in his opening remarks, “For everyone out there watching this, every time Ron says the word ‘woke,’ take a drink.”

22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

These two are a beating …

 

She was trying to ape Jackie Bouvier before.

Patty/Selma is more her speed.

Ron DeSantis tracks down woke by following its turds. He'll dismount and crouch next to a woke turd and roll in it his fingers while he decides which direction it went. 

On 6/1/2023 at 8:54 PM, HenryJames said:

 

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Nice skunk hairdo. She looks like she fell off the back of a motorcycle.

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Fuck yeah...about time

 

 

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

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50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

How are people not tired of tweets like this? Engagement farming blue MAGA bullshit. 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

How are people not tired of tweets like this? Engagement farming blue MAGA bullshit. 

 

 

 

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

52 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

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I don't care what anyone says, Walmart Melania is some funny shit.

Just wait until Florida has their next school shooting. That jacket will be such a great look.

Advertising where anything "goes to die" seems like such a poor choice of words. Even if it said "Where bigotry, racism, and poverty go to die" it would be just a weird slogan for a politician to hang their hat on.

That said, the gator/state outline logo is pretty cool. Too bad the message is shit.

 

5 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

That said, the gator/state outline logo is pretty cool. 

 

They probably stole it.

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just wait until Florida has their next school shooting. That jacket will be such a great look.

Advertising where anything "goes to die" seems like such a poor choice of words. Even if it said "Where bigotry, racism, and poverty go to die" it would be just a weird slogan for a politician to hang their hat on.

That said, the gator/state outline logo is pretty cool. Too bad the message is shit.

 

Especially when the state is where America goes to die. Don't think they would want to remind the Villagers of their impending deaths.

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

14 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

Derp, I just tested positive for the woke mind virus. Have to quarantine for two weeks. 

I thought DeSantis was against any rules/regulations when it came to combatting viruses.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

Damn right.  Civil forfeiture.

We should start prank calling sheriff's in Florida and reporting wokeness. "Hi yes, I'd like to report wokeness at Town & Country Mall!" 

So is ‘woke’ his entire platform ?

how would he keep the Biden job boom going ?

Ukraine and NATO thoughts ?

opec thoughts ?

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So is ‘woke’ his entire platform ?

how would he keep the Biden job boom going ?

Ukraine and NATO thoughts ?

opec thoughts ?

dude, don't strain too hard. something something getting down in the mud with pigs something something they enjoy it.

This Thursday at the Reconsider Lounge, it's Puddin Fingers with Woke Mind Virus.  

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"These are sad times, indeed. The Woke Mind Virus has infected even our friends in Texas Law Enforcement. Heed my warning: if it can happen them, it can happen to youuuuuuuuuuu." - DeSantis in his next press conference, probably

3 hours ago, The Royal We said:

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

You catch it by reading books. 

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