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#5001
18 hours ago, HenryJames said:
DeSantis, asked how to pronounce his name by @steinhauserNH1, says "it’s ridiculous. These stupid things. Listen, the way to pronounce my last name – winner."My report w/ @SophiaCai99 this amhttps://t.co/XL8dTTWrdB

 

What's up with fuckers pronouncing "pronunciation" as "pronounciation?" I can't stand that little Archie Bunker knock-off DeSantis, but I'd give him points if he'd gone on an Aspergery tangent to rub the reporter's nose in this steaming turd of gibberish.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

  • Good call.

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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#5002
5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

"Third-degree relatives are a segment of the extended family and includes first cousins, great grandparents and great grandchildren.

POGTFO

#5007
He's going to snap at some point and just go off on R voters about how much he hates them and how fucking stupid they are.  It's going to be glorious.

“….and will get him even MORE enthusiastic MAGAt turnout.” You forgot that part. Because we are in the stupidest of all timelines.
#5009
He's going to snap at some point and just go off on R voters about how much he hates them and how fucking stupid they are.  It's going to be glorious.

That might make me vote for him tbh
#5010

These two are a beating …

Casey Desantis sporting a new jacket at Joni Ernst’s biker event in Iowa today.

 

#5011

more of this

 

NEW: After being invited onstage at a @Paramore concert in DC, Florida Congressman @RepMaxwellFrost screams at @RonDeSantis:“F*ck Ron DeSantis. F*ck fascism.”
Very grateful for this moment. I’ve been practicing in the shower for YEARS https://t.co/vbXueib9Ec

 

#5014

He's certainly no Churchill.

DeSantis: As president, I recognize that the woke mind virus represents a war on the truth so we will wage a war on the woke. We will fight the woke in education, we will fight the woke in corporations, we will fight the woke in the halls of congress.

 

#5015
16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

He's certainly no Churchill.

DeSantis: As president, I recognize that the woke mind virus represents a war on the truth so we will wage a war on the woke. We will fight the woke in education, we will fight the woke in corporations, we will fight the woke in the halls of congress.

 

Nothing quite like creating a mythical enemy to fight against. Sorry Antifa, Wokeness is now the belle of the ball.

#5017
20 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Nothing quite like creating a mythical enemy to fight against. Sorry Antifa, Wokeness is now the belle of the ball.

Does Wokeness have brick piles they leave out for rioters?

#5018
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Does Wokeness have brick piles they leave out for rioters?


wokeness was responsible for jan6 ?

#5019
The strengths of Desantis as a candidate are charm, charisma, warmth, and sincerity.

 

#5020
16 hours ago, bolverk said:

He's certainly no Churchill.

DeSantis: As president, I recognize that the woke mind virus represents a war on the truth so we will wage a war on the woke. We will fight the woke in education, we will fight the woke in corporations, we will fight the woke in the halls of congress.

 

This fuckstick is getting into epic piece of shit territory.

#5021
9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This fuckstick is getting into epic piece of shit territory.


he’s well passed that 

RiP blm and antifa 

#5022

If he happens to win the MAGA nomination, I’d love to see a debate between him and Biden where Joe says in his opening remarks, “For everyone out there watching this, every time Ron says the word ‘woke,’ take a drink.”

#5023
22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

These two are a beating …

Casey Desantis sporting a new jacket at Joni Ernst’s biker event in Iowa today.

 

She was trying to ape Jackie Bouvier before.

Patty/Selma is more her speed.

#5024

Ron DeSantis tracks down woke by following its turds. He'll dismount and crouch next to a woke turd and roll in it his fingers while he decides which direction it went. 

#5025

 

Chose Jill Biden Love, not Walmart Melania Casey DeSantis or I don't care Trump.

 

#5027
On 6/1/2023 at 8:54 PM, HenryJames said:
DeSantis, asked how to pronounce his name by @steinhauserNH1, says "it’s ridiculous. These stupid things. Listen, the way to pronounce my last name – winner."My report w/ @SophiaCai99 this amhttps://t.co/XL8dTTWrdB

 

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#5029

Fuck yeah...about time

 

.@RonDeSantis you small, pathetic man.This isn't Martha's Vineyard.Kidnapping charges?Read the following. https://t.co/kvuxe8Fb6F

 

#5030

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

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#5031
50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Chose Jill Biden Love, not Walmart Melania Casey DeSantis or I don't care Trump.

 

How are people not tired of tweets like this? Engagement farming blue MAGA bullshit. 

 

 

 

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#5032
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

How are people not tired of tweets like this? Engagement farming blue MAGA bullshit. 

 

 

 

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

#5033
52 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

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#5034
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am posting this response not to answer your question, but to find out how many of my "friends" will actually read it. If you really are my friend, post a ONE WORD reply that encapsulates when we first met, what my favorite Hot Pocket is, and your amateur psychologist theory of why I am the way I am. MOST WILL NOT EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.

Canecutter Laboratory

#5037

Just wait until Florida has their next school shooting. That jacket will be such a great look.

Advertising where anything "goes to die" seems like such a poor choice of words. Even if it said "Where bigotry, racism, and poverty go to die" it would be just a weird slogan for a politician to hang their hat on.

That said, the gator/state outline logo is pretty cool. Too bad the message is shit.

 

#5039
7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just wait until Florida has their next school shooting. That jacket will be such a great look.

Advertising where anything "goes to die" seems like such a poor choice of words. Even if it said "Where bigotry, racism, and poverty go to die" it would be just a weird slogan for a politician to hang their hat on.

That said, the gator/state outline logo is pretty cool. Too bad the message is shit.

 

Especially when the state is where America goes to die. Don't think they would want to remind the Villagers of their impending deaths.

#5040

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

#5041
14 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

Derp, I just tested positive for the woke mind virus. Have to quarantine for two weeks. 

I thought DeSantis was against any rules/regulations when it came to combatting viruses.

#5042
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

Damn right.  Civil forfeiture.

#5043

We should start prank calling sheriff's in Florida and reporting wokeness. "Hi yes, I'd like to report wokeness at Town & Country Mall!" 

#5044

So is ‘woke’ his entire platform ?

how would he keep the Biden job boom going ?

Ukraine and NATO thoughts ?

opec thoughts ?

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#5045
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So is ‘woke’ his entire platform ?

how would he keep the Biden job boom going ?

Ukraine and NATO thoughts ?

opec thoughts ?

dude, don't strain too hard. something something getting down in the mud with pigs something something they enjoy it.

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#5047
The Bexar County, TX Sheriff’s Office has completed their criminal investigation of migrants flights to Martha’s Vineyard and has recommended criminal charges to the DA against senior Desantis Admin officials. https://t.co/1LlblQQaHj

 

#5048

"These are sad times, indeed. The Woke Mind Virus has infected even our friends in Texas Law Enforcement. Heed my warning: if it can happen them, it can happen to youuuuuuuuuuu." - DeSantis in his next press conference, probably

#5049
3 hours ago, The Royal We said:

"Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.

You catch it by reading books. 

#5050

But hey, vote for Deysantis because Biden is a “racist”

🚨 In Florida, a Republican prosecutor declined to pursue six voter fraud cases in a red-leaning counties, unlike the cases he pursued in blue-leaning ones. @orlandosentinel https://t.co/r78Hp1AqTo

 

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