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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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This appears to be Florida’s doing:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/05/us/migrants-plane-sacramento-california.html

A group of Latin American migrants aboard a chartered private plane landed at a small airport in Sacramento on Monday, the second such planeload in three days to arrive in California’s capital city from an airfield in New Mexico.

The group of about 20 migrants, who said they were mainly from Venezuela, landed just before 10:30 a.m. Pacific time and was ushered into a room at Sacramento Executive Airport to meet with officials from California’s Justice Department. One of the migrants, David Mata, 28, said he arrived in the United States from Venezuela roughly two weeks ago looking for work. Mr. Mata said that he did not know who had orchestrated his trip to Sacramento, but that whoever did had paid for it in its entirety.

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Paying $6000 per person to transport people 1000 miles who have already traveled 3000 miles for free.  

What do you call this act?


"FISCAL CONSERVATISM!"  

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

 

This. This is how you do it. Bring the charges, bring the consequences. All of them. The GQP is above the law. Right until the moment when we tell them “the fuck you are, future prison bitches.”
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go after desantis and Abbott with the fist of god. Also, the private jet should be seized as evidence for taking part in a kidnapping. Who owns that jet ? Round them up too 

Yup.  Executive order should be issued that any plane, bus, or vehicle use to human traffic unsuspecting migrants across state lines will be subject to seizure at anytime in the future.  Any person or corporation owning any portion of such a vehicle will be subject to criminal prosecution and forfeiture of any property in the state.  Furthermore Cal will pursue all available forms of extradition with the federal government and any other states wishing to fight human trafficking.  

11 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup.  Executive order should be issued that any plane, bus, or vehicle use to human traffic unsuspecting migrants across state lines will be subject to seizure at anytime in the future.  Any person or corporation owning any portion of such a vehicle will be subject to criminal prosecution and forfeiture of any property in the state.  Furthermore Cal will pursue all available forms of extradition with the federal government and any other states wishing to fight human trafficking.  

This seems like it should be pretty easy no?  Why would Biden NOT do this?  Oh right. Trying to maintain “decorum” or some shit. 

Whatever happened to promised invasion of tens of thousands Venezuelan and Guatemalan migrants who were supposed to be here by now? Abbott promised. 

25 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup.  Executive order should be issued that any plane, bus, or vehicle use to human traffic unsuspecting migrants across state lines will be subject to seizure at anytime in the future.  Any person or corporation owning any portion of such a vehicle will be subject to criminal prosecution and forfeiture of any property in the state.  Furthermore Cal will pursue all available forms of extradition with the federal government and any other states wishing to fight human trafficking.  

 

some company owns that jet, fine them or something. ban them from entering cali 

On 6/1/2023 at 8:04 PM, HenryJames said:

 

 

If he wasn't a complete POS, I'd almost feel sorry for that poor bastard after watching that

“The governor the governor the governor”

that is so fucking weird

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

So is ‘woke’ his entire platform ?

how would he keep the Biden job boom going ?

Ukraine and NATO thoughts ?

opec thoughts ?

C'mon man, DeSantis only focuses on the important stuff.

6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Whatever happened to promised invasion of tens of thousands Venezuelan and Guatemalan migrants who were supposed to be here by now? Abbott promised. 

 

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

If he wasn't a complete POS, I'd almost feel sorry for that poor bastard after watching that

4 years of that? Plus, that guy has a temper. 

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Paying $6000 per person to transport people 1000 miles who have already traveled 3000 miles for free.  

What do you call this act?


"FISCAL CONSERVATISM!"  

but in their eyes:

"show up the libtards in blue state: priceless"

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

some company owns that jet, fine them or something. ban them from entering cali 

That jet is owned by three tiers of shell companies, but we should absolutely seize it if we can find it and arrest the pilots for human trafficking and kidnapping. Let it be known if you are a part of transporting these people you'll be charged and lose your commercial license. 

20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Especially when the state is where America goes to die. Don't think they would want to remind the Villages of their impending deaths.

“ Where Woke goes to die, and STDs go to flourish.”

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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“This is more of a political bill than it is policy. It does give more police state powers going forward to deal with immigration, but still this is mainly a political bill,” Roth concluded incoherently.

Translation:

"You see as Republicans we don't actually try and govern, we just pass bills for the theater of it to continue to tilt at the windmills of culture wars so our mouth breathing bigoted supporters continue to vote for us"

On 6/1/2023 at 9:04 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I guess her role is to be "mama" and "have kids" and humanize him.  

She'd probably do anything to be First Lady. 

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Roth concluded incoherently.

lulz

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

She'd probably do anything to be First Lady. 

It’s pretty obvious that she will do anything to be First Lady. Hell she had sex at least 3 times with a man who eats pudding with his fingers and wipes his snot on strangers.

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He added, “Was this law God gave to His old covenant people ‘horrific and wrong’?”

Yes. Next?

I think Desantis is Catholic. He has a bunch of nut bag preachers supporting him, including many within the RCC.

Florida has formally fessed up to flying those migrants to Sacramento.

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Florida Confirms Arranging Migrant Flights to California
A spokeswoman for the Florida Division of Emergency Management said that the migrants’ relocation to Sacramento had been “voluntary.”

After days of silence, officials in Florida confirmed on Tuesday that the administration of Gov. Ron DeSantis had orchestrated two recent charter flights that carried groups of migrants from New Mexico to Sacramento.

The flights had generated an immediate outcry from leaders in California, who promised to initiate criminal and civil investigations, saying that the migrants had been deceived into boarding the planes. They also sharply criticized Mr. DeSantis, a Republican presidential candidate. On Twitter, California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, suggested that “kidnapping charges” were warranted against those responsible for the flights, on Monday and last Friday.

In a statement released on Tuesday evening, Alecia Collins, the communications director for the Florida Division of Emergency Management, said that the migrants’ relocation to California had been “voluntary,” and that they had been taken to a nonprofit.

“Through verbal and written consent, these volunteers indicated they wanted to go to California,” Ms. Collins wrote. “A contractor was present and ensured they made it safely to a third party N.G.O. The specific N.G.O., Catholic Charities, is used and funded by the federal government.”

 

No paywall link for more: https://archive.ph/I9IjJ

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23 hours ago, ultimaton said:

“The governor the governor the governor”

that is so fucking weird

What'd she call him when they first married, the Jag Officer? The Jag Off? 

6 hours ago, Pods said:

What'd she call him when they first married, the Jag Officer? The Jag Off? 

The bottom bitch. 

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Who has "begging illegal immigrants to ignore laws they pass" on their Florida bingo card?

 

Who picks all those oranges?

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

 

Who has "begging illegal immigrants to ignore laws they pass" on their Florida bingo card?

 

The economies of Florida and any state bordering Mexico would cease to function without illegal immigrants.  

18 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

Who has "begging illegal immigrants to ignore laws they pass" on their Florida bingo card?

They should be forced to own that shit publicly so all the Florida Cleti know exactly what the Florida GQP's position is on illegal immigration. 

I have two jobs in the Mopac/29th St area and I saw a small but defiant DeSantis sign in a yard. I got a good chuckle out of it.

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

They should be forced to own that shit publicly so all the Florida Cleti know exactly what the Florida GQP's position is on illegal immigration. 

<Cleti> “Fake News” </Cleti>

I do kinda want one of those "I'm voting for Ron DeSantis and I eat at the gas station " t-shirts, but only if it has a "Meatball Ron" logo on the front.  I'm picturing with a Chef Boyardee appeal to it ...

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

This has got to be fake:

 

When DeSantis talks about chowing down on road meat, he is not talking about meatball subs.

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I have two jobs in the Mopac/29th St area and I saw a small but defiant DeSantis sign in a yard. I got a good chuckle out of it.

Just like the candidate.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I have two jobs in the Mopac/29th St area and I saw a small but defiant DeSantis sign in a yard. I got a good chuckle out of it.

Go back and put a pudding cup under it.

YES! YES! IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

 

This is all funny now until your mom swears at the next family dinner that she saw Biden brag about drinking children’s blood during his last speech. 

17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

This is all funny now until your mom swears at the next family dinner that she saw Biden brag about drinking children’s blood during his last speech. 

brag, I expect that we'll see fake videos showing him drinking the blood. 

Can I just go on record and say that the entire adrenochrome thing is complete batshit lunacy?  I mean, for real, if a human being thinks that is really a thing, they should be immediately sterilized and not allowed into public for the rest of their lives.  That is literally a non-functioning brain.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can I just go on record and say that the entire adrenochrome thing is complete batshit lunacy?  I mean, for real, if a human being thinks that is really a thing, they should be immediately sterilized and not allowed into public for the rest of their lives.  That is literally a non-functioning brain.

That is exactly what I would expect to hear from someone who is obviously addicted to adrenochrome to keep them young and evil. Please turn yourself in to the nearest QAnon sargeant-at-arms ASAP.

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