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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

My first impression is that he's looking for free advertising. 

But she's an attention whore who probably just complains to him in unpunctuated page-length paragraphs of monotone taratatatata that she's not being featured as the next First Lady.

fify bc I seent it happen.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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4 hours ago, pacman said:

Agree, conservatives have been losing their shit over the popularity of Michelle Obama for.some time now. Naturally, they have to turn it into victim mentality rather than admit they are just plain and uninteresting.

I mean, she actually DID stuff.  Like, a lot of really good stuff.  So did Laura Bush for that matter.  The last first lady, well, she was a whore.

It’s not like trump is a money changer…
Sure he is; he can change money into failure And crimes.
14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Why a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?

My monocle would seem less out of place 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, she actually DID stuff.  Like, a lot of really good stuff.  So did Laura Bush for that matter.  The last first lady, well, she was a whore.

Only in the respect that she swallowed East German semen for cash money.  But I don't like it when we toss the term "whore" around.  

She doesn't get enough flack.  Melania is an out and out money grubbing piece of human shit.  I don't give fuck one what you guys think of Bush 43 but Laura Bush is an absolute gem.  As was Michelle Obama.  Not just nice and polite hostesses but did great work to help people from their station.  I love Laura and her dedication and am honored to have known her.  I don't know Mrs. Obama, but she is aces in my book and Laura absolutely loves her which means a lot to me.  Melanie literally smells like shame and feet.  

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11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Melanie literally smells like shame and feet.  

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It is probably no coincidence that every time I see her name written out I see Melena. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Lol, he reacts to babies the same way I do.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's like what AI would create if you asked it to put in "politician interacting with baby". 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He's like what AI would create if you asked it to put in "politician interacting with baby". 

"Politician unhinging jaw to swallow baby whole." 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's like what AI would create if you asked it to put in "politician interacting with baby". 

We can’t all be kissing them and stealing their lollipops.

 

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9 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's like what AI would create if you asked it to put in "politician interacting with baby". 

Yet another bit of proof we are living in a simulation. 

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

those eyebrows are things of nightmares. does anyone think that's attractive?

You mean besides Vic?

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That’s what happens when you get rid of gay people.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

those eyebrows are things of nightmares. does anyone think that's attractive?

Companies that sell eyebrow pencils?

4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Those things communicate 

And then molt, turn into a pupa, and head to a closet full of wool sweaters.

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I don't think he understands how higher education accreditation works.  

Getting strong Ralph vibes

 

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No you didn't

7 hours ago, safe sex said:

No you didn't

I'm sure he was slumming in the bad parts of town and not hobnobbing with the well-to-do while shaking them down for campaign donations.

I don't recall hearing about too many of those $10,000 a plate fundraiser dinners being held on skid row.

I'm mildly surprised Meatball didn't have one of his aides dress up in hobo clothes and take a shit on the sidewalk so Ron could take the photo op of him looking on in disgust as the link hit the pavement.

Maybe DeSantis is the one who took the shit and smoked the crack. Then it's all true. Bet y'all didn't think of that.

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How do you manage to look that fucking stupid in front of a fucking helicopter?  Everybody looks cool in front of a helicopter. That's why they get on helicopters.  

Looks like an asteroid hit his crotch area. 

The shirt with his name on it is just so incredibly sad. That's the "please clap" of shirts. 

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If I had his money / pac money, I’d make a donation while in San Francisco to a charity in need. Lot of people and kids out there need help 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Too funny!  The Venezuelans DeSantis flew to Martha's Vineyard are finding jobs, making friends and thriving on the island.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/28/us/migrants-desantis-marthas-vineyard.html

 

Um, I was told rich white liberals were just as racist and immigrant hating as poor white Rs.  No way they would want to live alongside these people.  This must be fake news.

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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Um, I was told rich white liberals were just as racist and immigrant hating as poor white Rs.  No way they would want to live alongside these people.  This must be fake news.

Fun fact about human nature...when you choose to make something a part of your identity, it's amazing how that adoption shapes your actual behavior. Example: I and my community are the type of people who want to help those in need, and believe that help will be repaid by them being a good citizen. And then they go and help an immigrant and end up welcoming them into their community. Belief becomes reality. 

Or

I believe that America was founded as a Christian nation, and that anyone who disagrees with this notion is against my nation and my faith, and they need to be stopped at all costs. Therefore I ban books I think undermine my belief system, I kick out people who don't agreewith my culture, and I live in fear.

Moral of the story: be a good person and meet people with kindness where you can, and the world will be a better place. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And then they go and help an immigrant and end up welcoming them into their community. Belief becomes reality. 

Or

I believe that America was founded as a Christian nation, and that anyone who disagrees with this notion is against my nation and my faith, and they need to be stopped at all costs. Therefore I ban books I think undermine my belief system, I kick out people who don't agreewith my culture, and I live in fear.

All of his great-grandparents immigrated from Italy during one of the Italian diasporas.  I guarantee they were treated like shit being Italian, but if they were treated like how he wants to treat immigrants, he wouldn't be here in the US, he and his parents/grandparents would still be in fucking Italy.

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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He has no clue that the dept of energy handles the nukes.  Like most Rs, it seems.

So he wants to use the IRS to punish “woke” ideology?  If we take him at his word, he would support (but dislike) Biden weaponizing the IRS to punish conservatives.

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