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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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He sucks 

 

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(Edit: I thought this was a satire post.  Turns out it's really a DeSantis ad.  For real.  So, the throbbing music and Greek dudes matched up with Top Gov are not some kind of joke.  It's what DeSantis' team thinks is good messaging).

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10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

(Edit: I thought this was a satire post.  Turns out it's really a DeSantis ad.  For real.  So, the throbbing music and Greek dudes matched up with Top Gov are not some kind of joke.  It's what DeSantis' team thinks is good messaging).

 

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He won't beat Trump. He should go after RFK Jr., because that's his biggest threat.  But then, RFK Jr. has the Qanon anti-vaccine crowd sewed up (well their second choice after Trump).

He's getting dragged for this very strange and homoerotic video. Huge miscalculation to confuse the very-online GOP twitterverse from real life MAGA. 
EDIT: very few people will notice but props for using ACHILLES as an example of mainly straightness, though
 

 

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i wonder if he got permission from the copyright holders for all those movie clips?

narrator: he didn't

55 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He's getting dragged for this very strange and homoerotic video. Huge miscalculation to confuse the very-online GOP twitterverse from real life MAGA. 
EDIT: very few people will notice but props for using ACHILLES as an example of mainly straightness, though
 

 

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So the name of that song is Anya Phonk by jeffthaboi.

Google search hit #1.  Very thirsty.

There are only a couple of other version online, and they seem pretty homoerotic.  I'm thinking there are some sleeper agents on DeSantis' staff.

Is the guy to the far left DeSantis' "body man?"

17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

using ACHILLES as an example of mainly straightness, though

Bonus points if mainly was not a typo 

Patrick Bateman the satirical psychopath, Thomas Shelby - mass murderer and leader of a criminal syndicate, and Jordan Belfort, conman federally convicted fraudster are his idiot campaign interns’ idea of “manly?”

okay. 

i guess the dipshit brigade couldn’t round up Andrew Tate and Dan bilzerian for him?

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Bonus points if mainly was not a typo 

I think the young people enjoy it when I “get down” verbally, don’t you?

2 hours ago, sidis said:

Patrick Bateman the satirical psychopath, Thomas Shelby - mass murderer and leader of a criminal syndicate, and Jordan Belfort, conman federally convicted fraudster are his idiot campaign interns’ idea of “manly?”

okay. 

i guess the dipshit brigade couldn’t round up Andrew Tate and Dan bilzerian for him?

I also looked up to and idolized iconic movie characters and wanted to be like them... when I was 12.

Seriously, Patrick Bateman? I guess the guy who got married at Disney hasn't seen American Psycho.

Is this a new level of blowing a political race by DeSantis? He might set the standard for tanking.

Y'all remember when they were outraged by Obama's pastor? Pepperidge Farm remembers. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ron-desantis-pastor-says-gay-people-should-be-put-to-death/ar-AA1c1Qcs

Ron DeSantis' pastor says gay people should be "put to death"

The pastor who delivered the invocation at Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis‘s (R) second inauguration has said that gay people should be put to death.

Tom Ascol — senior pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Cape Coral, Florida — made his comment on Twitter while criticizing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). On Monday, Cruz issued a tweet criticizing Uganda’s new “Anti-Homosexuality Act,” a law that punishes “aggravated homosexuality” with death.

“We can string them up above a bridge so that the public can see the consequences of that kind of wickedness.”

Cruz’s tweet called the law “horrific & wrong,” adding, “Any law criminalizing homosexuality or imposing the death penalty for ‘aggravated homosexuality’ is grotesque & an abomination. ALL civilized nations should join together in condemning this human rights abuse.”

The pastor then cited Leviticus 20:13, the Old Testament verse that says, “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”

Ascol asked, “Was this law God gave to His old covenant people ‘horrific and wrong’?”

Leviticus’ ancient Biblical laws also require the death penalty for anyone who practices fortune telling, curses their mother or father, accidentally kills someone else’s animal, or commits blasphemy. Other Old Testament laws demand death for anyone who charges interest on loans or works on Saturdays.

Most contemporary Christians don’t follow these ancient Biblical laws and say that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ made them obsolete. However, conservative Christians tend to cite Leviticus 20:13 as proof that God shares their hatred of LGBTQ+ people.

Two hours later, Ascol tweeted, “Amazing how many professing Christians, even self-designated ‘conservative’ ones, are embarrassed by God’s Word. Just quote some unpopular words of God & watch what happens. Many so-called Christians react the same way that unashamed unbelievers do. It’s a commentary.”

DeSantis has signed numerous laws punishing teachers who mention LGBTQ+ issues, school officials who implement for trans-inclusive policies, doctors who provide gender-affirming care, transgender people who use bathrooms matching their gender identity, and businesses that allow children to see drag queens.

Ascol has previously said that women who have abortions should be imprisoned for murder. He also helped author The Dallas Statement, a 2018 statement that referred to same-sex attraction as a “sinful, disordered affection” and same-sex marriage as against “God’s design.” The statement rejected both “gay Christians” and the idea of gender fluidity. It also called “intersectionality, radical feminism, and critical race theory” inconsistent with “biblical teaching.”

U.S. evangelicals had a hand in creating Uganda’s law. The law has threatened the safety and well-being of LGBTQ+ Ugandans. Police and civilians have harassed any people they suspect of being gay. Some LGBTQ+ Ugandans have fled their home country, afraid for their lives. The law is supported by conservative pundits, including transphobic Matt Walsh, his colleague Michael Knowles, Heritage Foundation fellow Delano Squires, and New York Post columnist Miranda Devine.

Religious conservatives have also praised Russia for its laws punishing LGBTQ+ people. In 2013, Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute (C-FAM) President Austin Ruse said Russia’s anti-LGBTQ+ laws were a “good thing” that “most of the people in the United States” would support. In 2014, anti-LGBTQ+ evangelical leader Franklin Graham also defended the law.

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12 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He's getting dragged for this very strange and homoerotic video. Huge miscalculation to confuse the very-online GOP twitterverse from real life MAGA. 
EDIT: very few people will notice but props for using ACHILLES as an example of mainly straightness, though
 

 

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On 6/30/2023 at 8:41 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Oh.  Fuck the Astros.

C'mon man. This is the DeSantis thread. Let's keep the discussion of the dirty, rotten, cheating cocksucking motherfucking astros that need to lose their fucking title to the baseball board. 

1 hour ago, ultimaton said:

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This, you should vote me. I leave power! good.

Thank you… Thank you.

If you vote me I'm hot.

What?

Taxes they'll be lower…son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do!

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

C'mon man. This is the DeSantis thread. Let's keep the discussion of the dirty, rotten, cheating cocksucking motherfucking astros that need to lose their fucking title to the baseball board. 

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12 hours ago, Pods said:

Y'all remember when they were outraged by Obama's pastor? Pepperidge Farm remembers. 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ron-desantis-pastor-says-gay-people-should-be-put-to-death/ar-AA1c1Qcs

Ron DeSantis' pastor says gay people should be "put to death"

The pastor who delivered the invocation at Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis‘s (R) second inauguration has said that gay people should be put to death.

Tom Ascol — senior pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Cape Coral, Florida — made his comment on Twitter while criticizing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). On Monday, Cruz issued a tweet criticizing Uganda’s new “Anti-Homosexuality Act,” a law that punishes “aggravated homosexuality” with death.

“We can string them up above a bridge so that the public can see the consequences of that kind of wickedness.”

Cruz’s tweet called the law “horrific & wrong,” adding, “Any law criminalizing homosexuality or imposing the death penalty for ‘aggravated homosexuality’ is grotesque & an abomination. ALL civilized nations should join together in condemning this human rights abuse.”

The pastor then cited Leviticus 20:13, the Old Testament verse that says, “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”

Ascol asked, “Was this law God gave to His old covenant people ‘horrific and wrong’?”

Leviticus’ ancient Biblical laws also require the death penalty for anyone who practices fortune telling, curses their mother or father, accidentally kills someone else’s animal, or commits blasphemy. Other Old Testament laws demand death for anyone who charges interest on loans or works on Saturdays.

Most contemporary Christians don’t follow these ancient Biblical laws and say that the crucifixion of Jesus Christ made them obsolete. However, conservative Christians tend to cite Leviticus 20:13 as proof that God shares their hatred of LGBTQ+ people.

Two hours later, Ascol tweeted, “Amazing how many professing Christians, even self-designated ‘conservative’ ones, are embarrassed by God’s Word. Just quote some unpopular words of God & watch what happens. Many so-called Christians react the same way that unashamed unbelievers do. It’s a commentary.”

DeSantis has signed numerous laws punishing teachers who mention LGBTQ+ issues, school officials who implement for trans-inclusive policies, doctors who provide gender-affirming care, transgender people who use bathrooms matching their gender identity, and businesses that allow children to see drag queens.

Ascol has previously said that women who have abortions should be imprisoned for murder. He also helped author The Dallas Statement, a 2018 statement that referred to same-sex attraction as a “sinful, disordered affection” and same-sex marriage as against “God’s design.” The statement rejected both “gay Christians” and the idea of gender fluidity. It also called “intersectionality, radical feminism, and critical race theory” inconsistent with “biblical teaching.”

U.S. evangelicals had a hand in creating Uganda’s law. The law has threatened the safety and well-being of LGBTQ+ Ugandans. Police and civilians have harassed any people they suspect of being gay. Some LGBTQ+ Ugandans have fled their home country, afraid for their lives. The law is supported by conservative pundits, including transphobic Matt Walsh, his colleague Michael Knowles, Heritage Foundation fellow Delano Squires, and New York Post columnist Miranda Devine.

Religious conservatives have also praised Russia for its laws punishing LGBTQ+ people. In 2013, Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute (C-FAM) President Austin Ruse said Russia’s anti-LGBTQ+ laws were a “good thing” that “most of the people in the United States” would support. In 2014, anti-LGBTQ+ evangelical leader Franklin Graham also defended the law.

That’s a feature, not a bug. 

12 hours ago, pacman said:

Is this a new level of blowing a political race by DeSantis? He might set the standard for tanking.

Counterpoint:

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On 7/1/2023 at 7:10 AM, Bullneck said:

 

(Edit: I thought this was a satire post.  Turns out it's really a DeSantis ad.  For real.  So, the throbbing music and Greek dudes matched up with Top Gov are not some kind of joke.  It's what DeSantis' team thinks is good messaging).

Damn, the music and video cuts reminded me of this scene from EuroTrip.

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Iowa Republicans telling DeSantis to stop using a PAC to bus in paid supporters

https://www.rawstory.com/ron-desantis-cease-and-desist/

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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has received a "cease and desist" letter from an Iowa Republican leader after he was accused of busing in supporters to an Iowa event. The Messenger reported DeSantis received the "extraordinary" letter from Muscatine County's GOP demanding that the "Never Back Down PAC cease and desist all attempts to contact and collaborate with the Muscatine County Republican Party of Iowa."

The letter accused the DeSantis PAC of "unlawful and unethical collaboration … with Republican County Parties in the State of Iowa." The controversy was created by the unique way a super PAC is being used to canvass voters instead of the regular practice of using campaign resources.

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"He is the first presidential candidate that is going out and buying and paying for representation … he's not building a grassroots organization," Muscatine GOP Chair Daniel Freeman explained. "And it could very well be that he uses Never Back Down because he can't garner state support from individual residents in Iowa. Therein lies the problem. He is misleading the public of Iowa by sending busloads of people to a parade and they don't even live in the area and in fact, most of them don't even live in the state of Iowa."

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Never Back Down spokesperson Erin Perrine blamed former President Donald Trump. "They're running a flailing Iowa campaign," she insisted. "Trump can't fill an event. They can't match us in endorsements. They haven't even tried. They can't and won't organize. They're not capturing people at events the way we are. They're not as sophisticated and, frankly, they're not as well-staffed as we are. They've failed at every operational level."

 

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AMLO isn't a fan

https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/ni-un-voto-a-desantis-amlo-arremete-contra-reforma-migratoria-del-gobernador-de-florida/

 

Pretty strong words here:

 

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“Estamos en contra de la reforma migratoria del gobernador de Florida DeSantis que está en contra de los migrantes. Ni un voto a DeSantis, el que no quiere a su patria no quiere a su madre, ni un voto a quienes desprecian a los migrantes”.

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 “engañando que los migrantes son los que causan la desdicha en Estados Unidos”

 

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Be cooler if he was flying in Venezuelans to cheer for him.

Giving off some real strong vibes...

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5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

AMLO isn't a fan

Oh well then in that case we know lots of things will happen, for sure.

canecutter too fast

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

canecutter too fast

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

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He's just a very weird little man.  Pretty clearly extremely insecure.  Seems like he might be on the spectrum.

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yeah that's funny and all until we can't get any produce anymore. i don't know how there isn't a mass corporate revolt in that state

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah that's funny and all until we can't get any produce anymore. i don't know how there isn't a mass corporate revolt in that state

Well they all seem scared of getting screwed with like Disney if they dare go against the Meatball Fuhrer. 

First job in Austin was working at Green Leaf Nursery on Ben White, they had this scrawny cracker in the back with the crew planting trees in beds and I had one hole dug to any of their 5 or 6.  Needless to say I got moved to watering the plants from then on, fuckers worked fast and efficient. 

https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-2024-campaign-trump-advert-1810432

Not sure if posted but good write up on Ron. Apparently he is even more disliked than Trump. 
 

Just 35.9 percent of Americans hold a favorable view of DeSantis, compared to 45.2 percent who say they view him unfavorably as of June 29, according to FiveThirtyEight's national average tracker, although experts point out the campaign is still in its early stages.

DeSantis's unfavorable rating among potential voters has been steadily rising since late March, when he recorded a split 39.3 percent favorable rating. This includes the time after he confirmed his 2024 bid in late May in an error-strewn Twitter Space online announcement.

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He's unlikable. It's the worst trait for a political candidate. See Hilary Clinton

George W Bush is arguably a war criminal but I'd still want to have a beer with him. 

On 7/2/2023 at 9:40 PM, Gil Bang said:

C'mon man. This is the DeSantis thread. Let's keep the discussion of the dirty, rotten, cheating cocksucking motherfucking astros that need to lose their fucking title to the baseball board. 

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