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27 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 

He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean they can't all be high... can they?? 🤔 😄

In me experience yes. Yes they are

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

About a week ago a guy in sparkling clean 4WD F250 Superduty that featured stickers of a punisher skull, Black Rifle Coffee Co, something about liberal tears, and of course, Trump 24, and had never seen anything rougher than asphalt made a point to speed up when I was coming off  the highway on-ramp in my Maverick, and gave me the finger when I merged in behind him.

I got a look at him, and his whole life revealed itself. This man is 5'9", overweight, divorced, and has a permanent cowlick from the strap of his CPAP. He's borderline diabetic, struggling with his blood pressure and drinks too much. His ex-wife hates him, his kids give him lip, his boss is riding his ass, and he spends 2 hours of his life every day in traffic at 11MPG creeping to and from his tract house where he lives alone in one distant suburb to his job in another suburb on the other side of town, where he works alone. He's 2 months behind on the truck payment about a year into a 7 year note, his ARM just went up, and he's currently a little light on cash because "a woman he met online" got him to buy her a plane ticket here but she didn't show because "she got sick" and now she's not returning his text messages. He's an old 45, going on 60, and he's got his nose pressed up against the glass of a good life that seems to available to everybody but him. 


in other words, his problem is Joe Biden.

Stop kicking him, he's already dead.

30 minutes ago, troph said:

I think the PNW (Big Sur to Vancover, BC) have better coastlines imo.

no doubt they are more scenic...but i enjoy getting in the actual water, sharks and all lol. i really enjoyed sitting on the beach in CA (spent a week in Oceanside in April), but the temp and waves make getting in the surf a bit prohibitive. 

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"We are no longer silent"????

The same group of people that won't shut the fuck up every time they are triggered by the slightest thing?

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

"We are no longer silent"????

The same group of people that won't shut the fuck up every time they are triggered by the slightest thing?

they're just super letting you know in case it's not already painfully obvious.

seriously, when did we allow the stupids to take complete control of this country?

And we’re told she’s the political brains on the team

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Florida is now the worst of Florida infused with the worst of Northern Kentucky and Pennsylvania.   It’s like you moved Cincinnati to Orlando.

Updated for accuracy

7 hours ago, locodos said:

Do they work for Georgia Pacific?     I dislike the city because they targeted college kids heading over to the beaches.   Natural beauty of the river is undeniable but it's an ugly industrial, old south (in a bad way) city.  I got pulled for 2 miles over the speed limit.  The cop flashed his high school ring as he gripped my door and asked me if us college boys thought we could break the law in his city.  I was seriously biting my cheek not to chuckle when he said city.  Glad I didn't.  Kept us road side for 30 mins and really really wanted to search the car.  Finally let me go and wrote the ticket for 11 over even after he told my I was doing 2 over which was BS anyway because everyone knew the drill.

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Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Tucked?

 

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3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Updated for accuracy

All those Buckeye Planet racists were not from Kentucky. Sorry.   Many ways-cool folks on BP who I will always consider friends, but some racist fucks were allowed to post almost unhindered. No bueno. 

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Tucked?

 

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In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

56 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

Of course his mom was Karen.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

They say people get more conservative as they age, but this guy is already way more conservative than  95% of the country and he’s not even 45 yet. 
 

What will he be like in 20-30 years?

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

They say people get more conservative as they age, but this guy is already way more conservative than  95% of the country and he’s not even 45 yet. 

What will he be like in 20-30 years?

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6 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

What will he be like in 20-30 years?

With any luck dead

15 hours ago, Pods said:

Casey DeSantis will never be first lady of anything more than Florida.

The more she and Ron open their stupid fucking mouths, the more off-putting the rest of the country realizes they are.

They would have had a better chance of winning the election if Ron had spent the entire time quietly in a basement, like the right kept alleging Biden was doing in 2020. 

You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You are absolutely wrong. Just ask Ron:

DeSantis blames media for sagging poll numbers: ‘They’re going after me’

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4085047-desantis-blames-media-for-sagging-poll-numbers-theyre-going-after-me/

 

Yes just like they went after Trump. The difference is he's not a gigantic p about it. DeSantis has always been incredibly thin-skinned and tries to make Florida his little bubble where no one can criticize him. 

12 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

Dion DiMucci, aka the male twin of Casey DeSantis.

 

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they're looking at this wrong...i mean they no longer have the immigrant labor to clean all those hotel rooms and run all those restaurants anyway right, so this is actually a win. congratulations lol

Historians will marvel at the "Make America Florida" thing. How fucking tone deaf, to not get that something being "Florida" has a certain connotation. 

How did DeSantis ever get elected to ANYTHING at all? The dude is constantly glowering and comes off as one of those people you'd give anything not to have to be cornered by at an office party. Unfriendly, dark etc...

 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

How did DeSantis ever get elected to ANYTHING at all? The dude is constantly glowering and comes off as one of those people you'd give anything not to have to be cornered by at an office party. Unfriendly, dark etc...

 

To quote one of my former Florida clients:

"DeSantis is an ass kicker!"

Yeah, she was dumb.

14 hours ago, F250 said:

In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

Did she have any questions about Miggs's olfactory sensitivity or unconventional throwing motion?

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Of course his mom was Karen.

first exact thought. maybe she was the original

Florida, where woke doesn't go to spend its money.

15 minutes ago, Genco said:

Did she have any questions about Miggs's olfactory sensitivity or unconventional throwing motion?

lol she did. We were young, it was a bad movie choice.

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I somehow scammed an extremely attractive (like art in human form attractive), rich Egyptian girl from Plano to go on a date with me in high school and we went and saw Se7en. Needless to say there wasn't second date. She did kiss me, which was awfully nice of her. Kinda felt like a make-a-wish outing tbh. anywho, fuck DeSantis. loser

40 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

“The catheter is a woke conspiracy for the gays and trans to handle my alpha junk!  Medicine never used it until Dr. Fauci and the groomers invented it in 20-dickety-2, the last year America wasn’t full of communist weiner touchers!  Our only hope is that President Ivanka finally bans immigration from Chicago!  They have caravans of “nurses” bringing illegal catheters from there to Jacksonville every day!  Why won’t my grandkids believe me.”

they're too busy getting convenience abortions and becoming trans, duh

Man…his name is incredibly close to “Ronnie James Dio,” but Dio’s runniest crap ever taken is 1000x cooler than DeSantis ever will be.
Ima go crank up Rainbow in the Dark now.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

going off alex jones GIF

Can't see him ranting without reminding me of this. 

 

19 hours ago, F250 said:

In high school, I took my girlfriend to see this movie on our first date. Her reaction to this scene "I don't understand where did his thing go? Can you hide it like that?"

She had so many questions.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ronnie James Dio,”

heavy metal GIF by Nelson Diaz

Who knew there was this amazing gif?

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man…his name is incredibly close to “Ronnie James Dio,” but Dio’s runniest crap ever taken is 1000x cooler than DeSantis ever will be.
Ima go crank up Rainbow in the Dark now.

Hungry for Heaven IMO

 

which reminds me Vision Quest is the best 80s movie soundtrack of all time 

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

If anyone has a DeSantis fan in their orbit, I recommend just repeating that Ron even makes Ted seem likable. There isn’t a good comeback to that.

lol she did. We were young, it was a bad movie choice.
Was she a great big fat person?

ETA: Too slow.
On 7/6/2023 at 8:58 PM, Bama Chick said:

lol

How did I not know his middle name is Dion???e3a2b6464239fe87412aadd4f700735b.jpg

Of course he is literally the son of a Karen.

6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

heavy metal GIF by Nelson Diaz

Who knew there was this amazing gif?

 

I mean...I did.

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