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#5601
3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

You're the Louis Gohmert of this board. 

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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#5602
1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

Yeah, no.

See appraisal values factored by race, and see the fucked up gerrymandering your party establishes that even a bought and paid for SCOTUS cannot justify.

#5603
1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Yeah, no.

See appraisal values factored by race, and see the fucked up gerrymandering your party establishes that even a bought and paid for SCOTUS cannot justify.

See, I don’t mind if you guys believe this crazy stuff, just don’t teach it to children. 

#5605
Gov. DeSantis reappoints lawyer who helped secure ‘sweetheart deal’ for Jeffrey Epstein to Judicial Nominating Commissionerhttps://t.co/9MGaKL7xEn

 

#5606
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Interesting.  I've heard about CRT (not the cathode ray tube kind) but I don't know what it is.  Can you tell me?

It's that thing that some of us were taught back in high school in the 80s and early 90s, about how slavery was bad, and Texas maybe shouldn't have gone all in on saying that slavery was why they were joining the Confederacy when they held the Secession Convention of Texas in 1861, and that maybe they shouldn't have said that Texas intended for slavery to exist for all "future time".

I'm sure it's not needed these days - it's not like there are 40-somethings using the term "colored people" in the House of Representatives during a floor debate here in 2023.

#5607
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:
Gov. DeSantis reappoints lawyer who helped secure ‘sweetheart deal’ for Jeffrey Epstein to Judicial Nominating Commissionerhttps://t.co/9MGaKL7xEn

 

Why are so many Republicans somehow tied to Epstein in some way? Especially ones who talk about protecting kids.

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#5608
So he shows up at a Dairy Queen with his name on his vest and still nobody notices or pays attention to him. Maybe they think he’s Glenn Youngkin.

‘Are any of the Blizzards woke?’

#5609

It was 85 degrees with 90% humidity in Boone, IA today.  If you need to wear a cold-weather vest in that kind of climate, you're a fucking vagina.  If you need to wear the vest so people can read your name on the chest, you're not well known enough to even bother being in Iowa right now.  

#5611
1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not fear, I think it’s a dumb theory and teaching it to children makes the dumber.

To paraphrase Hollywood Henderson, you couldn't explain CRT if somebody spotted you the C and the T

#5612
23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If you need to wear the vest so people can read your name on the chest, you're not well known enough to even bother being in Iowa right now.  

And most likely also a bleeding pussy.

#5613

I feel like Elaine when she's talking to the editor at the New Yorker about the cartoon that nobody can understand.  And he just keeps deflecting.  And she finally breaks down, "Well if you could just explain to me what the hell it means!" 

#5615
35 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

To paraphrase Hollywood Henderson, you couldn't explain CRT if somebody spotted you the C and the T

Even if he could, he wouldn't. The next post Poe makes in good faith will be the first.

#5616
1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

Right, right, right right right. Same rationale for my wife banning threesomes with Natalie Portman. Makes sense. Got to get out in front of these things.

#5617
1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

You think blacks and whites in the post ww2 US were given home loans based on the same criteria? How about in 2022? Be sure and support your answer with links

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#5618
12 minutes ago, SilasCoade said:

Right, right, right right right. Same rationale for my wife banning threesomes with Natalie Portman. Makes sense. Got to get out in front of these things.

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#5619
20 minutes ago, Pods said:

Even if he could, he wouldn't. The next post Poe makes in good faith will be the first.

I really don’t think he’s bright enough to argue in bad faith. He really thinks Tulsa and Rosewood had nothing to do with skin color, and blacks in the south had no interest in voting 

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2 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not fear, I think it’s a dumb theory and teaching it to children makes the dumber.

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#5621
1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

That’s not what the theory is. It was never being taught in k-12. It was barely being taught in a masters program. It’s really a doctoral level theory. 
 

You’re just confirming you have no idea what it is.

#5622
3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Dude was a nut. He wanted to cross the drag, with the pedestrian light, and a car, turning right, cut him off. He hit the car with a walking stick, and, when the driver jumped out to confront him, he hit the driver. I think the main issue, though, was he was a nut.

Today, of course, he could have shot the driver and gone into Republican politics, because angry nuts with guns is their brand.

Man I wish I had thought to stroll around campus with a walking stick 

#5623
28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

That’s not what the theory is. It was never being taught in k-12. It was barely being taught in a masters program. It’s really a doctoral level theory. 
 

You’re just confirming you have no idea what it is.

I know what it is and I understand why you have a vested interest in its legitimacy. It’s just bullshit unfortunately. 

#5624
2 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

That our institutions are racist. It’s silly. Of course they won’t teach it, they’ve banned it and got ahead of these crazies. 

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#5625
9 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I know what it is

And yet you won’t demonstrate that knowledge for us

interesting

#5626
I know what it is and I understand why you have a vested interest in its legitimacy. It’s just bullshit unfortunately. 
If it's bullshit and we live in a post-racist America, why are Black Americans still overrepresented in the negative aspects of our society and underrepresented in positive aspects of our society?

Unless, you think that certain races have some sort of inclination toward these negative aspects.

You're not saying that are you?

Are you?
#5627
3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

And yet you won’t demonstrate that knowledge for us

interesting

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#5628
3 minutes ago, tchookem said:

If it's bullshit and we live in a post-racist America, why are Black Americans still overrepresented in the negative aspects of our society and underrepresented in positive aspects of our society?

Unless, you think that certain races have some sort of inclination toward these negative aspects.

You're not saying that are you?

Are you?

I haven’t noticed that they are, where are you seeing this? Maybe you hang out with some bad people. 

#5629
I haven’t noticed that they are, where are you seeing this? Maybe you hang out with some bad people. 
It's easier to read stats when you take your head out of your ass.

#5630
13 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

And yet you won’t demonstrate that knowledge for us

interesting

Because they don’t want to admit what it is. They want it to be this complex theory when it’s just not. Some people spend their careers studying this, I feel bad for them. 

#5631
Just now, Poe It Up said:

Because they don’t want to admit what it is. They want it to be this complex theory when it’s just not. Some people spend their careers studying this, I feel bad for them. 

Admit what what is? Go ahead and tell us

 

and answer my questions upthread about home loans

#5633

I’m guessing he’s fairly intelligent in real life but he’s about two posts away from just saying the old cliche, “look, I obviously know exactly what CRT is and who it is being taught to.  But for everyone else’s sake, why don’t you explain your understanding of it and that way I’ll know you know for sure.”

poe, I’m looking at the syllabus for these courses at UT.  They’re masters and PhD level.  If you know of some elementary school age kids taking this stuff, lemme know.  Because that would be a waste, we need young brains like that working on climate change and energy storage and figuring out how to turn off the simulation that is clearly fucking with your head right now.  

#5634
I’m guessing he’s fairly intelligent in real life but he’s about two posts away from just saying the old cliche, “look, I obviously know exactly what CRT is and who it is being taught to.  But for everyone else’s sake, why don’t you explain your understanding of it and that way I’ll know you know for sure.”
poe, I’m looking at the syllabus for these courses at UT.  They’re masters and PhD level.  If you know of some elementary school age kids taking this stuff, lemme know.  Because that would be a waste, we need young brains like that working on climate change and energy storage and figuring out how to turn off the simulation that is clearly fucking with your head right now.  
He's a troll. There's no way to know what his level of intelligence is, because he only gives you troll bullshit.

You can give him the benefit of the doubt, if you want.
#5635

He may be trolling but his complete lapse in logic and reasoning on the matter is sadly indicative of about 25-50mm real life Americans.  All of whom apparently show up at my school board meetings.  

#5638

You could literally rub Poe’s nose in a pile of shit, and he wouldn’t admit it smelled. These people are either too stupid to understand facts or too horrible to agree. 

Please put them on ignore. On this board, and in life. 

#5639

Wasn't there a poster here claiming they heard that a kid was being taught CRT at a private Christian elementary school? And that was fact enough to try and shut it down everywhere? 

We're dealing with people afraid of their own shadows. 

#5640
15 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't there a poster here claiming they heard that a kid was being taught CRT at a private Christian elementary school? And that was fact enough to try and shut it down everywhere? 

We're dealing with people afraid of their own shadows. 

That was the sack.

#5641
That was the sack.
Poe is the one that fast-forwarded through Last of Us because Ron Swanson kissed another guy.
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#5642
1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't there a poster here claiming they heard that a kid was being taught CRT at a private Christian elementary school? And that was fact enough to try and shut it down everywhere? 

We're dealing with people afraid of their own shadows. 

Hillary Clinton and President Obama were in the closet making CRT and I saw the CRT and the CRT looked at me

#5643
9 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Because they don’t want to admit what it is. They want it to be this complex theory when it’s just not. Some people spend their careers studying this, I feel bad for them. 

You don't know what it is, and it is not complex, and literally no person on earth spends their career "studying" CRT, and I feel bad for you. 

#5644
13 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Poe is the one that fast-forwarded through Last of Us because Ron Swanson kissed another guy.

While feeling shame for his boner.

#5645
13 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

All of those underwater red states will still get 2 senators and 3 electoral votes for the 25 total residents, who live on a houseboat.

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#5646
14 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Yes, it’s a theory in which academia whackjobs sit around and sniff each others farts while telling each other how good they smell. 

Tell me you were a D student without telling me you were a D student.

#5647
2 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Wasn't there a poster here claiming they heard that a kid was being taught CRT at a private Christian elementary school? And that was fact enough to try and shut it down everywhere? 

We're dealing with people afraid of their own shadows. 

I think Sack and I probably know the same guy. The guy I know pulled his kid out of River Oaks Baptist and sent them a long letter trying to shame them. He then passed this letter around to friends, which was of course distributed to a lot more people. He obviously thought that the letter made him look good, but it was mainly shared so that people could laugh at him behind his back. Guy is a UT grad born and raised River Oaks/West U, and has the writing skills of a 9th grade Larry Sellers.

#5648
44 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, bolverk said:
That was the sack.

Poe is the one that fast-forwarded through Last of Us because Ron Swanson kissed another guy.

is this real?

#5649

Are we sure Poe isn't that slick haired school superintendent in Oklahoma?

The one that doesn't want to tell anyone about the Tulsa Race Riot? But, if they do have to talk about it then it was totally not about race.

Because I am starting to be suspicious.

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