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Imagine getting just absolutely crushed by a guy with MORE felony indictments coming this week. And none of them ever say a word about any of it. In fact, they defend him. 

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Brief tangent:  look at this FOX News chyron.  "Kamala".  Never before do I recall any media outlets referring to VPOTUS by their first name.  I'm not sure if it's because she's not white or if it's because she's not male -- probably both.  It's intentionally diminishing.

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1 hour ago, brown water said:

Apparently just involved in a car crash. 

DeSantis Campaign:  We'd like to correct the news stories created by the liberal mainstream media: We were not involved in a car crash, we are a car crash.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Brief tangent:  look at this FOX News chyron.  "Kamala".  Never before do I recall any media outlets referring to VPOTUS by their first name.  I'm not sure if it's because she's not white or if it's because she's not male -- probably both.  It's intentionally diminishing.

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"Kamala" is an ethnic name so high lighting it is a dog whistle to their racist audience.  Same reason they referred to Obama by his full name, with special emphasis on 'Hussein'.  Then when someone points out that is unusually to call a VP by their first name or a POTUS by their entire name, they can just smirk and say "Well it's their name isn't it?".   Just the stupid little games they play to get the dog whistle out with adequate deniability. 

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28 minutes ago, yoladu said:

let me guess. the road they were driving on is woke.

The car crash was unfortunate but taught them useful skills they will use to prosper later in life.

Brief tangent:  look at this FOX News chyron.  "Kamala".  Never before do I recall any media outlets referring to VPOTUS by their first name.  I'm not sure if it's because she's not white or if it's because she's not male -- probably both.  It's intentionally diminishing.
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It’s about race and othering because her name “sounds weird and foreign”.

They used “Clinton” for Hillary Clinton when she was SoS and the Democratic nominee.

I've noticed that in how people talk. Obama was Obama. Clinton was Clinton. Dotard is President Trump.

47 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He's not even gonna make it to primary season.

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's not even gonna make it to primary season.

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On 7/24/2023 at 4:32 PM, TexasEd said:

This is like someone saying, "Yes, that 13 year old girl was brutally gang raped but now she has a beautiful baby and a monthly welfare check."

“If her mama wasn’t forced as a young girl to have sex with the overseer, she never would’ve been to an Octoroon Ball in New Awlins”

Jesus.  I find 98 F to be plenty hot if not too hot, and that's for a fucking bath.  The OCEAN?

Sure, sure.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus.  I find 98 F to be plenty hot if not too hot, and that's for a fucking bath.  The OCEAN?

Sure, sure.

Our great grandchildren will laugh and laugh as they comb the beach for carrion at night when they are told there used to be a thing called “hypothermia”. 

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Our great grandchildren

If we have any.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Ocean’s gone woke.

I can see why the insurance companies are getting the fuck out of town as fast as they can.  Should be an interesting next couple of months coming up.

9 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I can see why the insurance companies are getting the fuck out of town as fast as they can.  Should be an interesting next couple of months coming up.

Especially since they ran off all of the immigrant construction workers.  Good luck getting anything rebuilt.

Can't wait for them to blame the Democrats but they'll find a way.

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Especially since they ran off all of the immigrant construction workers.  Good luck getting anything rebuilt.

Can't wait for them to blame the Democrats but they'll find a way.

I don't know where we are on the hurricane alphabetical naming system, but it would be great if the next powerful hurricane to hit Florida was named Joseph.

Florida will soon learn the mistake of letting your governor follow every wrong intuition in an attempt to strongly appeal to 45% of the national population. While not identical to the lessons that Kansas learned, Florida will be suffering in about 3 years. Even more than now.

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I know nobody cares about how your pants fit, but gotdam you're the governor of Texas, get a better fitting jacket.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I don't know where we are on the hurricane alphabetical naming system, but it would be great if the next powerful hurricane to hit Florida was named Joseph.

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

Illegal, probably.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

Too bad. Maybe Kamala is K this year?

 

 

It's really amazing how fucking bad our mainstream media remains at grappling with the fact that the right is just all nazis now.  

 

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Oh, sure.  FDA or CDC.  Maybe NASA.

Jesus.

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

"Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' 2024 campaign fired an aide this week who secretly created and shared a pro-DeSantis video that featured the candidate at the center of a Sonnenrad, an ancient symbol appropriated by the Nazis and still used by some white supremacists."

https://www.axios.com/2023/07/25/desantis-campaign-video-nazi-symbol-sonnenrad

One way we can fight Nazis is to drop all the whoop-de-doo Kraut talk, and just call it a sun wheel.

6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Especially since they ran off all of the immigrant construction workers.  Good luck getting anything rebuilt.

We are getting our roof redone tomorrow morning by gentlemen from all over Central America. They're supposed to be in and out fast before the oven really heats up, and I hate to distract dudes working 30' up, but I wonder how many of them GTFO of Florida.

 

 

ole meatball likes private WWE performances...

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

white trash gonna white trash

I see it as Guido Gov heard the Rocky Music in his head, and as Caesar he commanded the gladiators to entertain him, his Guidette Empress, and his little squirming Guido-lings.

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

Close enough.

12 hours ago, Bojack said:

Too bad. Maybe Kamala is K this year?

My name is on the list this year.  Fingers crossed.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My name is on the list this year.  Fingers crossed.

I didn't picture you as a Harold, but I'm guessing you prefer to go by Harry.

wait, his real name is Gert?  That explains a lot about his salty demeanor.

And please tell me as some sort of poetic justice, Hurricane Mar-got kills a bunch of people at Mar-a-Lago.  

12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

wait, his real name is Gert?  That explains a lot about his salty demeanor.

And please tell me as some sort of poetic justice, Hurricane Mar-got kills a bunch of people at Mar-a-Lago.  

Hope we don’t get to Nigel, cause that shit goes to 11. 
 

 

At the very least, before we die from the floods, we’ll have lots of “this one goes up to cat 6”

well why not have cat 5 include these higher wind speeds and have that be the top category?  

But these go to six. 

What’s the narrative on that interview set?  Shelves are about as full as Ron’s personality.  

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