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On 7/26/2023 at 7:48 AM, South Austin said:

I don't know where we are on the hurricane alphabetical naming system, but it would be great if the next powerful hurricane to hit Florida was named Joseph.

 

On 7/26/2023 at 8:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

J for 2023 is Jose, unfortunately.

 

On 7/26/2023 at 9:14 AM, Bojack said:

Too bad. Maybe Kamala is K this year?

Needs to be a Rhonda. 

On 7/25/2023 at 1:02 PM, Horn Dog said:

"Kamala" is an ethnic name so high lighting it is a dog whistle to their racist audience.

But some of them also mispronounce it to rhyme with Pamela. Or sometimes you’ll see someone give two pronunciations: the first incorrect, the second correct, and then they’ll add, “or whatever.” I’m sure it’s intentional. 

58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

But some of them also mispronounce it to rhyme with Pamela. Or sometimes you’ll see someone give two pronunciations: the first incorrect, the second correct, and then they’ll add, “or whatever.” I’m sure it’s intentional. 

It’s intentional because she’s a black female who is not worth taking seriously to them. It’s both racist and misogynistic. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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25 people? A common class size.

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Hello Class, I'm Mr. DeSantis, you can call me Mr. D, and I need you all to listen up because I'm going to call the roll. After I call the roll, tell me if your name was not on the roll and we'll make a note to the office. After the roll we'll discuss the Woke Narra-- I mean The Narrative and you'll need to put your phones up and get ready to write some notes. Then we'll--

"Scuse me Mr. D."

Can it wait til the roll?

"I don't know, Mr. D."

Well (sigh) what's your name?

"wha-- Are you taking roll?"

[long slow breath] Yes. Taking roll just for you. What's your name?

"Jerry."

OK, Jerry, what seems to be the problem.

"Did you say your name was also Mr. Scott?"

Mr. Scott? As in Tim Scott? Yes. Yes, you've got me. I am obviously he.

"For real?"

[head bobbles] No not for real, are you deaf? I said first thing that my name is DeSantis.

"Well where is Mr. Scott's speech?"

what- ah-eh I DON'T KNOW. Do I look like I run Tim Scott's campaign? Maybe check out in the hall, see what it says on the events bulletin board.

"Mr. D?"

YES [checks notes] Jerry.

"Permission to be excused?"

YES. YES. You are excused. Everybody's excused. Go. Go.

[most of the crowd shuffles out except for Grammaw and Gum-Smacking Escort Who Follows Presidential Campaigns]

Grammaw: This Tim Scott looks almost white, but he's shorter than I expected.

Escort: Short or long, it's all a day at work. HEY GOVERNOR. [waves phone] I got me a Square reader that'll accept campaign expenses! Wanna come get some thigh food?

[DeSantis' head bobbles, sweat trickling down forehead as camera slowly moves in and FADE]

 

The failed look on his face when he sees those 25 people staring back at him would be so incredible to see. 

His campaign might not see September.

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The guy running second refuses to attack the guy running first, when the guy running first is looking at life in prison. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

I thought he got busted for bussing in fake 'pubs to Iowa to bolster is his numbers in Iowa

18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

wait, his real name is Gert?  That explains a lot about his salty demeanor.

And please tell me as some sort of poetic justice, Hurricane Mar-got kills a bunch of people at Mar-a-Lago.  

Soon?

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

The guy running second refuses to attack the guy running first, when the guy running first is looking at life in prison. 

DeSantis dials up Jack Smith 3 times a day with hints and suggestions.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

The guy running second refuses to attack the guy running first, when the guy running first is looking at life in prison. 

 

Are we sure those 25 people were citizens expecting to attend a rally, or were they the remaining members of Meatball's staff trying to corner him and make sure their paychecks don't bounce?

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Whoa there. Full stop till someone tells us more about the gal on the left.
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Whoa there. Full stop till someone tells us more about the gal on the left.

That’s an Iowa 11.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Whoa there. Full stop till someone tells us more about the gal on the left.

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What’s with the vest? It’s balls hot in Iowa too isn’t it?

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Whoa there. Full stop till someone tells us more about the gal on the left.

She fine as hell

She’s already has someone’s attention.. 

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39 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

What’s with the vest? It’s balls hot in Iowa too isn’t it?

With the heat index, given the time of his appearance outdoors there---it was roughly 95 degrees.  He's a fucking idiot.  

He has to where that because it has his name on it and nobody there knows who the hell he is.  He could easily get a dry-fit polo or golf shirt with his name on the breast pocket...but he doesn't because he has to do everything the meatball way.  

Guy polling ahead of him started his slow walk into two serious indictments today and tripped over himself on multiple media outlets, and Ron's response was, "Let's get like 19 Iowans together with some raw meat.  And for attire, get me my finest velour!"  

43 minutes ago, skeeter said:

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Extremely rude

8 hours ago, The Royal We said:

What’s with the vest? It’s balls hot in Iowa too isn’t it?

Hides his boob sweat. 
 

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Fucking weirdo.

Joey, ever seen a grown man naked? 

That tit pic, not a single person looks remotely happy to be there. 

20 hours ago, Pancho said:

Hardly anyone will remember this guy 10 years from now.  He'll be doing whatever Rick Perry is doing now, which is probably grifting in a think tank or consulting for an oil company on how to stop people from saving their children from climate change.  

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Fucking weirdo.

It's like one of those bad lip reading videos except they don't even need to bother with the bad lip reading ...

 

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18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Hardly anyone will remember this guy 10 years from now.  He'll be doing whatever Rick Perry is doing now, which is probably grifting in a think tank or consulting for an oil company on how to stop people from saving their children from climate change.  

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12 hours ago, skeeter said:

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The owner's second wife and former secretary 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

What Rs are attacking him?  I believe it, but I'd like to see the evidence.

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Whoa there. Full stop till someone tells us more about the gal on the left.

 

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15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

And.....it all checks out:

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There you have it.

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Hahahaha

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16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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I'm bored, so let's do this. Left to Right:

Kash- Owner's son and "General Manager". Hungover AF. Rolls in around 10:00 most days, takes 1.5Hr lunches, then leaves around 3:00. Hobbies include hog hunting, drinking whiskey, and sexually assaulting the strippers at that joint on the county line. Has a crush on his step-mom Janet. 

Janet - Owner's second wife, former secretary and mother to his oops baby. Hates Kash with a passion because he won't stop staring at her. Having an affair with Ricky and trying to figure out how to get around her prenup. 

Maryanne - Secretly a liberal. Hates this town, but she's stuck here taking care of her sick mother. Dreams of moving to Kansas City or maybe Denver when her mom passes. 

Ricky - Does 90% of the work at this place, but can't go any higher with Kash around. Also hates Kash with a passion. Kinda wants to move to the city, but Janet is the best piece he's ever had, and she says she's gonna leave her husband for him. 

Big Jim - Owner. Janet's husband, but she hasn't touched him in months. Really more of a Trump guy, but he owes the county party chair a favor for getting Kash out of a DWI last year. Paid for the bartender at the country club to go to Denver for an abortion that might have been his last month. 

Candice - Office Manager. Hates the whole family, but she needs this job. Has a crush on Ricky, but she thinks he's fooling around with Janet. 

Meatball Ron - Bored out of his mind, but his handlers say he has to do this. Knows he's got a big juicy booger in his right nostril and can't wait to pick and eat it. 

Gary - County party chair and country lawyer. Was the star of the high school football team in 1989, and people still want to talk about how they almost made it to state. Has gotten both Kash and Big Jim out of DWIs the past few years. Deacon at the First Baptist Church. Can't wait to go to CPAC and get himself a hooker this year.

Mary - Gary's wife and former head cheerleader. Has never had sex with anyone except Gary, who took her virginity senior year in the back of his Bronco II. Thinks this Ron guy is weird as fuck. Doesn't feel like cooking tonight, so hopes Gary will be okay with going out. 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

 

How random.  I'll say... that guy actually came off as a very cool guy.  Laid back.  I thought she dumped him because she couldn't stand living in Iowa.  Glad to see they put in zero effort getting anyone to show up.

10 minutes ago, texasdago said:

How random.  I'll say... that guy actually came off as a very cool guy.  Laid back.  I thought she dumped him because she couldn't stand living in Iowa.  Glad to see they put in zero effort getting anyone to show up.


 

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On 7/26/2023 at 2:11 PM, RDCanecutter said:

We are getting our roof redone tomorrow morning by gentlemen from all over Central America. They're supposed to be in and out fast before the oven really heats up, and I hate to distract dudes working 30' up, but I wonder how many of them GTFO of Florida.

OK, turns out this crew was from Pachuca. They were going at it a man short for an 18-hour day then finished up early this morning. Looks good, heavy rain rolling in so I guess we'll see, but I like our odds. One time they took a break and I topped em up with Gatorade and found out about Pachuca, but did not feel it the moment to ask about DeSantis*. They went at it hammer-and-tongs and we were lucky to know them.

*Because it was a perfectly nice day and Fuck DeSantis.

 

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Oh, and Cornish miners moved to Pachuca in the 1800s, revived the flooded Spanish silver mines, and introduced soccer. Every time you hear a Mexican announcer say "GOOOOOOOL," that goes back to dusty Cornishmen in Pachuca/factfortheday

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the espelling, she is harr.

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Fucking weirdo.

 

I've seen about a dozen photos of Ron just staring at random shit at the county fair, including that one of him and the slab of beef.  And I keep thinking of this book and how we should make one to celebrate his complete lack of self-awareness draped in social awkwardness:

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On 7/25/2023 at 6:30 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Brief tangent:  look at this FOX News chyron.  "Kamala".  Never before do I recall any media outlets referring to VPOTUS by their first name.  I'm not sure if it's because she's not white or if it's because she's not male -- probably both.  It's intentionally diminishing.

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This was one of those "duh, of course" things I can't help but think about now every time I read it.  In front of my face all along, but with all the other bullshit I guess I didn't notice.  

Desantis story brought to my attention again.

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"That makes it very clear about the injustices of slavery in vivid detail so anyone [who] actually read that and listens to Kamala, knows that she is lying," DeSantis said in reference to Vice President Kamala Harris' criticism of the curriculum changes.

They have not been hiding who they are for some time now.  We should not accept this behavior.  Thank you for pointing it out.

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