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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Jesus Christ, what won't these fucksticks say to generate irrational fear among their idiotic voters? 

He's not far from "I'm really worried that Congress is going to require black men to marry your white daughters." 

Great job, Jake!  Just sit there and let him keep spewing bullshit.

I don't know what's better-taking 3 aisles and 10 minutes at a rural quickie mart to pick out a protein bar you can get anywhere in the continental United States, the heels on his boots, or that his staff photographer got him leaning over in the foreground over several cases of queer-ass Bud Light.

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 


i always wondered who bought those  

He sure is fucking loosey goosey with tax dollars ….


he needs to be billed for this theft 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He sure is fucking loosey goosey with tax dollars ….


he needs to be billed for this theft 

Look, he opted in for the optional coverage.  What more do you want you godless non-patriot?  

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He sure is fucking loosey goosey with tax dollars ….


he needs to be billed for this theft 

Oh.  You think that laws even MIGHT apply to members of the GQP.  How adorable.  I remind you:

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Any man purchasing snacks at a gas station who buys a goddamn protein bar instead of something like pork rinds, a fire cracker pickled sausage, a tabasco Slim Jim, jalapeno cheetos, chile lime peanuts, or some similar kickass gas station road food snack, is completely and totally, 200% unqualified to hold ANY position of leadership.

That is a law.  Trust me on that.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Any man purchasing snacks at a gas station who buys a goddamn protein bar instead of something like pork rinds, a fire cracker pickled sausage, a tabasco Slim Jim, jalapeno cheetos, chile lime peanuts, or some similar kickass gas station road food snack, is completely and totally, 200% unqualified to hold ANY position of leadership.

That is a law.  Trust me on that.

If a good local jerky isn’t available, I’m going with Corn Nuts, preferably ranch flavor.  

Just now, South Austin said:

If a good local jerky isn’t available, I’m going with Corn Nuts, preferably ranch flavor.  

Both are quite acceptable.  As would be a super-frozen ice cream snack, like a Choco taco.  A hot item from the roller grill (taquito, hot dog, tamale wrapped in saran) would do the trick.  If they have a fryer, and a glass display featuring various brown fried items, you should always select at least one of those.  And, a choice that reflects the appropriate amount of self-loathing that all men should carry is a pre-packaged pimento cheese sandwich, but it has to be in a plastic triangle container, not some fancy saran wrapped version prepared by a local cafe or somesuch.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Both are quite acceptable.  As would be a super-frozen ice cream snack, like a Choco taco.  A hot item from the roller grill (taquito, hot dog, tamale wrapped in saran) would do the trick.  If they have a fryer, and a glass display featuring various brown fried items, you should always select at least one of those.  And, a choice that reflects the appropriate amount of self-loathing that all men should carry is a pre-packaged pimento cheese sandwich, but it has to be in a plastic triangle container, not some fancy saran wrapped version prepared by a local cafe or somesuch.

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After your purchase of a gas station pizza that the cashier was seconds from throwing in the trash where the raccoons might not have eaten it, why does this post not surprise me?

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

After your purchase of a gas station pizza that the cashier was seconds from throwing in the trash where the raccoons might not have eaten it, why does this post not surprise me?

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

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Is that an impression of you trying to administer yourself CPR after consuming said pizza?

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is that an impression of you trying to administer yourself CPR after consuming said pizza?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

I'm just saying every one of us is carrying a defibrillator around with us wherever we go, so be a gas station gourmet.  Don't pick up A MOTHERFUCKING QUEST BAR.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dammit, what did I miss?

I don't know why the image disappeared but it was a new poll of kkk primary voters in Ohio. Meatball has dropped behind even the guy with the long Indian name (edited to include his name).

https://floridapolitics.com/archives/625718-poll-ron-desantis-drops-to-3rd-place-in-ohio-gop-primary/
 

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Vivek Ramaswamy is ahead of the Governor. Mike Pence isn't too far behind.

New polling from the Buckeye State is bad news for Ron DeSantis, who is slumping despite claiming the state of Ohio as part of his heritage in recent months.

The Florida Governor’s presidential campaign is polling in single digits. According to a survey conducted between July 17 and July 26 by Ohio Northern University, DeSantis finds himself in third place.

DeSantis has just 9% support, 3 points behind Vivek Ramaswamy and 55 points behind former President Donald Trump.

The Governor doesn’t have a tight hold on third place either. Former Vice President Mike Pence has 6% support.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.  You think that laws even MIGHT apply to members of the GQP.  How adorable.  I remind you:

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

Any man purchasing snacks at a gas station who buys a goddamn protein bar instead of something like pork rinds, a fire cracker pickled sausage, a tabasco Slim Jim, jalapeno cheetos, chile lime peanuts, or some similar kickass gas station road food snack, is completely and totally, 200% unqualified to hold ANY position of leadership.

That is a law.  Trust me on that.


If he was a real man, he’d be buying this ….

 

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Gas station grocery talk is exponentially more interesting than anything recent about Desantis.

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You haven't arrived until the Salvadorean lady working the gas station food cantina recognizes you from when you stopped at a different gas station where she used to work, and your "snack" turns into a stuffed box of free extras.

[struts stage left, struts stage right, belches]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He sure is fucking loosey goosey with tax dollars ….


he needs to be billed for this theft 

Uh yeah, just like the dotard owes us MILLIONS for his time in office.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He sure is fucking loosey goosey with tax dollars ….


he needs to be billed for this theft 

Cut him a break, his campaign can't afford a rental.  lol

Team jalapeno potato chips, preferably kettle fried, but any port in a storm.

Oh, and a Shiner Bock in the "cola" I just purchased from the fountain.

 

 

 

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This man is way too petty and feeble minded to be president, and after trump that’s saying something ….

 

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s a moron 

With a voice that will never get him elected.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man is way too petty and feeble minded to be president, and after trump that’s saying something ….

 

How THE FUCK does a maga interviewer cover that question so well while mainstream shits down their legs. 

19 minutes ago, bluto said:

How THE FUCK does a maga interviewer cover that question so well while mainstream shits down their legs. 

Because she’s a trumpist. 
 

also she looks terrible now. 

He thinks this whiny shit works on the national level 

 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man is way too petty and feeble minded to be president, and after trump that’s saying something ….

 

 

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because she’s a trumpist. 
 

also she looks terrible now. 

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53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He thinks this whiny shit works on the national level 

 

Nick Saban halftime interview. 

When you have to spend a couple of weeks defending your position on fucking slavery of all things, you are a grade-A piece of shit.

Fuck, meatball.

When you have to spend a couple of weeks defending your position on fucking slavery of all things, you are a grade-A piece of shit.
Fuck, meatball.

Seriously. And why? Why was it so important to re-raise the tired old “hey, slavery wasn’t ALL bad banner” again? What did it get you? What votes/support did it really garner that he didn’t already have? Just fucking dumb.
These guys have gotten so used to being mean racist pieces of shit just for fun, with no repercussions, that when it finally bites them in the ass, they’re utterly flummoxed.
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Like you could grab a beer with him!


his Florida handlers / backers / puppet masters waaaaaaaaaaaasy over played their hand with this one. They could have had the vp spot locked up without exposing meatball as the fraud that he is 

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute ... I must have been asleep for the past week. What is the slavery thing and why is DeSantis defending it?

They are rewriting Florida’s history curriculum to show that it was more like an apprenticeship.  Valuable job skills were learned.

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They could have had the vp spot locked up without exposing meatball as the fraud that he is

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that these two dumbfucks couldn't put 2 and 2 together and realize that the best chance for a Trump reelection, and the only chance that DeSantis ever had to win a future Presidential election was running on the same ticket in '24. 

Now it's too late. Ronnie has ruined his brand enough that the guy facing a half dozen indictments would never select him as his VP.

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9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that these two dumbfucks couldn't put 2 and 2 together and realize that the best chance for a Trump reelection, and the only chance that DeSantis ever had to win a future Presidential election was running on the same ticket in '24. 

Now it's too late. Ronnie has ruined his brand enough that the guy facing a half dozen indictments would never select him as his VP.


we’re talking about dumb and dumber here

all team meatball had to do, kiss trump’s ass for the vp spot. Trump get thrown in jail and meatball is the R nominee 

14 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

They are rewriting Florida’s history curriculum to show that it was more like an apprenticeship.  Valuable job skills were learned.

And lots of white kids work for free now at internships. Pretty much like slavery. Don't hear them crying for money from mom and dad. Besides, all the slaves must be like really old now or something, probably retired with pensions by now.

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

And lots of white kids work for free now at internships. Pretty much like slavery. Don't hear them crying for money from mom and dad. Besides, all the slaves must be like really old now or something, probably retired with pensions by now.

Between their pensions and social security, they’re quite well off. 

Ron needs to avoid any debates with Trump.  He’d get destroyed.  Hell, the single-digit candidates would destroy him. He cannot handle pressure and his fellow Republicans would be far more brutal on the debate stage than any reporters he’s encountered.  

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously. And why? Why was it so important to re-raise the tired old “hey, slavery wasn’t ALL bad banner” again? What did it get you? What votes/support did it really garner that he didn’t already have? Just fucking dumb.

These guys have gotten so used to being mean racist pieces of shit just for fun, with no repercussions, that when it finally bites them in the ass, they’re utterly flummoxed.

You sound woke. 

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