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I wonder how long the tiny DeSantis sign will remain up near the job I'm doing in west Austin. I'll report if it comes down. been up for a month or two now.

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Where exactly is it?  I have a funny idea.  

Bro just up and sent a letter to the vice president of the US asking her to come debate him. Not only is he a thin skinned pussy but he also needs a Comms team that knows grammatical errors when they see.

 

Number one in education? Haha. 

Desperate for attention as his campaign is over.   

After the first major hurricane, Biden needs to send her down to look at the damage.  Then she can say no and claim that maybe the citizens can learn some new skills because of it.  

It won't happen, but I'm an asshole like that and would love to see it.  And I have family in Florida.  They know my stance. 

5 minutes ago, TDunk said:

After the first major hurricane, Biden needs to send her down to look at the damage.  Then she can say no and claim that maybe the citizens can learn some new skills because of it.  

It won't happen, but I'm an asshole like that and would love to see it.  And I have family in Florida.  They know my stance. 

The only federal funds that should go to florida are for the national parks. 

Well the good news is the trails in the Everglades National Park are pretty much self-maintaining, though a fucking bitch to hike through.  

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well the good news is the trails in the Everglades National Park are pretty much self-maintaining, though a fucking bitch to hike through.  

Gotta get them gator gaiters.

 

 

Wow, anybody have "Transgender Olympic Legend/Kardashian Stepdad sparring with Mouse-Addled Pudding Addict turned MAGA pariah in heated GOP Primary" on their 2023 bingo card?  

In 2024, for the Republican Party nomination...there are three black men running, two of whom are from Southern States, the other has no political experience.  A Hindu man barely old enough to be President whose parents are from Indian, a Cuban-American, a back-talking woman, a former Vice President who was almost executed by a former President's henchmen, and a guy about to be under 5 federal and state indictments, and Ron DeSantis-maybe the most self-destructive and unlikable candidate this country has ever produced and we elected Ted Cruz more than once.  In no other year would any of these people be viable GOP contenders, but they all have a shot in this backshit insane timeline.  

When Chris Christie is the moral compass and most normal candidate in your field, you're in a simulation reality tv gameshow run by meth addicts on a shaman-led peyote trip to the center of the Sun.  

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Bro just up and sent a letter to the vice president of the US asking her to come debate him. Not only is he a thin skinned pussy but he also needs a Comms team that knows grammatical errors when they see.

 

MoRon DeSantis? We might have a new leader in the clubhouse for nicknames for Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wow, anybody have "Transgender Olympic Legend/Kardashian Stepdad sparring with Mouse-Addled Pudding Addict turned MAGA pariah in heated GOP Primary" on their 2023 bingo card?  

In 2024, for the Republican Party nomination...there are three black men running, two of whom are from Southern States, the other has no political experience.  A Hindu man barely old enough to be President whose parents are from Indian, a Cuban-American, a back-talking woman, a former Vice President who was almost executed by a former President's henchmen, and a guy about to be under 5 federal and state indictments, and Ron DeSantis-maybe the most self-destructive and unlikable candidate this country has ever produced and we elected Ted Cruz more than once. 

THE ARISTOCRATS!

This is pretty weak.  He's trying to talk about kind of supporting Trump without actually naming him.

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As President, I will end the weaponization of government, replace the FBI Director, and ensure a single standard of justice for all Americans. While I’ve seen reports, I have not read the indictment. I do, though, believe we need to enact reforms so that Americans have the right to remove cases from Washington, DC to their home districts. Washington, DC is a “swamp” and it is unfair to have to stand trial before a jury that is reflective of the swamp mentality. One of the reasons our country is in decline is the politicization of the rule of law. No more excuses—I will end the weaponization of the federal government.

 

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Mama mia! That'sa sneaky meatball!

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is pretty weak.  He's trying to talk about kind of supporting Trump without actually naming him.

 

It (lies and misinformation) just gets so old sometimes...weaponization of government is literally his identity as governor...

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is pretty weak.  He's trying to talk about kind of supporting Trump without actually naming him.

 

"While I've seen reports, I have not read the indictment."  

So I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but according to people I know, it seems UNFAIR!

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

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1/  2/  3/  4/  yada yada yada 5/ KIDNAPPED A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL

Jesus, what a life.

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

1/  2/  3/  4/  yada yada yada 5/ KIDNAPPED A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL

Jesus, what a life.

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat, but always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty-handed


I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance


I hope you dance
I hope you dance
 

crazy how badly white people are treated in America now. DeSantis to the rescue.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/02/politics/disney-reedy-creek-dei/index.html

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“The so-called diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives were advanced during the tenure of the previous board and they were illegal and simply un-American,” [FL's Reedy Creek] district administrator Glenton Gilzean said. “Our district will no longer participate in any attempt to divide us by race or advance the notion that we are not created equal.”

 

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"Our district will no longer participate in any attempt to divide us by race or advance the notion that we are not created equal.”

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.

There’s also divide to go opposite inclusion. 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Gavin will have that little meatball head a wobblin'.

 

Along with a pitch of the whine that'll make all the moms take Calgon bubble baths.

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A presidential candidate (technically) is going to debate someone who is not running for president?  Willingly?

"Any press is good press, Governor. Trust us!"

It's an act of pure desperation for meatball. I'm sure his campaign thinks they've cooked up a bunch of fresh soundbites about how Biden is a communist and he's going to make America Florida, but he's just that greasy turd scraping the side of the bowl on the way down.

DeSantis will lose that debate but get in a handful or preplanned zingers at newsome. Don’t California my Florida or country. Why are so many fine Californians leaving CA for Florida. Then his side will carve up the videos to make it seem like Ron won.  

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Any press is good press, Governor. Trust us!"

It's an act of pure desperation for meatball. I'm sure his campaign thinks they've cooked up a bunch of fresh soundbites about how Biden is a communist and he's going to make America Florida, but he's just that greasy turd scraping the side of the bowl on the way down.

 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

DeSantis will lose that debate but get in a handful or preplanned zingers at newsome. Don’t California my Florida or country. Why are so many fine Californians leaving CA for Florida. Then his side will carve up the videos to make it seem like Ron won.  

Which is exactly why Newsome should ignore this turd's invitation.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

Which is exactly why Newsome should ignore this turd's invitation.

And because Newsome isn't running for President...yet

Meatball is a candidate for 2024 and Biden is the incumbent. I mean, Newsome would wipe the floor with Shitface, but shouldn't take the bait. 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

The Westboro Baptist Church has more people show up to their events. 

Newsome would wipe the floor with Shitface, but shouldn't take the bait. 


Newsome is the one fishing

I'm curious what Meatball Ron looks like when debating. Does he just yell woke! over and over? 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

And because Newsome isn't running for President...yet

Meatball is a candidate for 2024 and Biden is the incumbent. I mean, Newsome would wipe the floor with Shitface, but shouldn't take the bait. 

I put the odds of this actually happening at somewhere around 5%

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I mean, let’s be shallow.

Newsome is objectively handsome. Not politician handsome either - like, real life handsome. And tall.

And with Hannity as the moderator?

Newsome will be this hot silver fox next to two dumpy shrill chubby bitches.

Newsome wins on hair and teeth alone lol.

This would be the visuals of JFK vs. Nixon on steroids.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, let’s be shallow.

Newsome is objectively handsome. Not politician handsome either - like, real life handsome. And tall.

And with Hannity as the moderator?

Newsome will be this hot silver fox next to two dumpy shrill chubby bitches.

Newsome wins on hair and teeth alone lol.

This would be the visuals of JFK vs. Nixon on steroids.

Good point about the height. Wouldn't shock me if DeSantis will require the podiums are far apart and no hand shaking. Or perhaps ask to include Abbott so that they remain seated where heights differences are minimized.

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s trying so hard to be liked

C'mon, no one says shit like that.  Violent rhetoric like that?  That's crazy.  Oh, wait:

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“We’re going to ensure the woke agenda ends up in the dustbin of history,” DeSantis said Sunday.

Throughout his trip to New Hampshire, he appeared bent on demonstrating that no candidate talks tougher. He promised that, under his presidency, Mexican drug cartels would be “shot stone cold dead,” and vowed that when it comes to federal bureaucrats, “we are going to start slitting throats on Day One.”

I stand corrected.  But I'm not sure if his plan will work, seeing as how there's no shortage of drug dealers in this world:

Sleep on silk, lie like a politician,
My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician.
Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe,
There'll be another one after me!

You know there's a lot of support for you when you're a nationally known candidate running for President and you're drawing crowds of 30 people at your events.

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