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    Poe It Up

    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

  • Good call.

  • Surlymermaid
    Surlymermaid

    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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#6653

That one dude in the back looks like he was just sprung  from an El Salvadorean prison.

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Premium Financial Times subscriber 

Clearly for the Life & Arts section on Saturday

#6654

I can certainly see going to the weekly meeting and thinking "man, I can't believe I get to hang out with these guys!".

#6655
25 minutes ago, G650 said:

That one dude in the back looks like he was just sprung  from an El Salvadorean prison.

Obviously he is a FBI plant. 

#6657
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

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Lead Singer Dwight Grubenfluscher of locally-popular Santana cover band "Thor's Rejects."

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#6661
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t understand what’s going on with the man’s cranium. 

That's why you're not supposed to wear rubber bands on your head.

#6662
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t understand what’s going on with the man’s cranium. 

Margherita pizza Napoletana — Laurel Street Kitchen

#6664

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Well, he’s standing next to Mazer Rackham who defeated the first bugger invasion, so I’m sort of conflicted. 

#6665
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, he’s standing next to Mazer Rackham who defeated the first bugger invasion, so I’m sort of conflicted. 

Understand Captain America GIF

#6666
5 hours ago, G650 said:

That one dude in the back looks like he was just sprung  from an El Salvadorean prison.

Clearly for the Life & Arts section on Saturday

These are members of the master race, yo!

I don't think they realize that the Nazis would have Aktion T4'ed their asses, or sent them to die on the Eastern Front.

#6669
17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Had to look the C 18 reference up. Of course it's a reference to Hitler. And yet, no renouncement at all.

Yup.  A(dolph) H(itler) -- A is 1, H is 8.

#6670

I wonder how many neo-Nazis you could confuse on the 1-8 deal by reminding them that German has a different alphabet than ours.  As a way to sell fake merch.

#6671
18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
According to the dumb MAGATS this is called "The evolution of an FBI agent"

 

Laura Loomer was claiming on Twitter yesterday that she's in possession of police bodycam footage showing this guy detained by a sheriff's deputy where he admits to having been to Ukraine. Of course Loomer thinks he's a CIA/FBI asset or some such. Jigsaw is a dangerous lunatic.

#6673
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

18? Wasn't room for a good Euro-centric XVIII?

Imagine how that might have worked out.

Tatouage no ragrets - Trucs Trop Bien

#6674
On 9/4/2023 at 2:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t understand what’s going on with the man’s cranium. 

.45-70 would be a fun place to start

 

#6675
Desantis has another meltdown today when an Air Force veteran questioned whether his policies contributed to the racially motivated murders in Jacksonville. https://t.co/XjVRKDobqU

 

#6677
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

When he tries to look tough he looks even more pathetic. 

Yep, he looks like a little chickenshit about to break down.

On the flip side for him, insulting/ignoring military veterans has become normalized by Trump.

#6678
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

When he tries to look tough he looks even more pathetic. 

See, for instance:  Cruz, Ted

#6679
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, he looks like a little chickenshit about to break down.

On the flip side for him, insulting/ignoring military veterans has become normalized by Trump.

There's no angry laughing reaction. I have to pick one.

I'd sure like to see some polling in the military again.

#6683

The only fans I've ever seen wear nametags inside a football stadium are small children and developmentally challenged adults so they can be identified to others if they get lost.  

#6684

"IT'S GOVERNORS!  MEATBALL RON IS GOVERNORS!  THEY'RE EATING GOVERNORS!  AHHHHHHHH!" /heston

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#6685

From Reddit. Lewisville

Edit: wrong thread.  coffee deprived poster

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#6686

He's nearly off the first page.

How soon.

Oh well. He's on with Hannity. 

Extrajudicial killings. I think they call that murder.

Just shoot that Guatemalan. Good for nothing freeloader stealing from us. Our jobs. Our culture. 

Rivers of blood aren't enough to satisfy them.

DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity's studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border

 

#6687
10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's nearly off the first page.

How soon.

Oh well. He's on with Hannity. 

Extrajudicial killings. I think they call that murder.

Just shoot that Guatemalan. Good for nothing freeloader stealing from us. Our jobs. Our culture. 

Rivers of blood aren't enough to satisfy them.

DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity's studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border

Icono and a number of other posters must've been jizzing their shorts when they heard this.

#6689
On 9/9/2023 at 6:10 PM, Neonmoon said:

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So Meatball Ron and DOTARD were in the same stadium at the same game last Saturday. Where's Bane when you need him?

#6690

Bane?  Fucking Steve Bartman could end these two fucksticks from the stands.  

#6691

DeSantis took undisclosed private flights and trips from wealth donors, including a trip on a pj to Augusta National.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/09/14/ron-desantis-private-flights

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Also, apparently the Florida ethics rules allows for pj travel to be paid back at the cost of a coach ticket on the same route, but he didn't even pay that back.

#6692
1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

DeSantis took undisclosed private flights and trips from wealth donors, including a trip on a pj to Augusta National.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/09/14/ron-desantis-private-flights

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Also, apparently the Florida ethics rules allows for pj travel to be paid back at the cost of a coach ticket on the same route, but he didn't even pay that back.

The guy bragged about organizing some human trafficking and nothing happened, but I’m sure some free travel will be a step too far. 

#6693
15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity's studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border

 

At first I didn't think he was really this tough, but then I saw the heels on his boots. Now I know he is a force to be reckoned with.

#6694

 

NEW Washington Post-Monmouth University poll of potential SC Republican voters:Trump 46Haley 18Scott 10DeSantis 9Read the full story from @sfcpoll @danbalz @EmGusk:https://t.co/dxlvJc3Ex0

 

 

#6695
wow @ChristinaPushaw so many people this is the "most embarrassing political disaster we've ever seen, at least from the strategic communications standpoint" but dont let the haters get to you, i think youre doing great and need to just keep plugging away https://t.co/LVwk5pR9df

 

#6696
On 9/7/2023 at 4:53 PM, cactusflinthead said:
Desantis has another meltdown today when an Air Force veteran questioned whether his policies contributed to the racially motivated murders in Jacksonville. https://t.co/XjVRKDobqU

 

honestly, why does his face look like that

#6697
15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
wow @ChristinaPushaw so many people this is the "most embarrassing political disaster we've ever seen, at least from the strategic communications standpoint" but dont let the haters get to you, i think youre doing great and need to just keep plugging away https://t.co/LVwk5pR9df

 

Seems like if the Republicans could coalesce around an anti-Trump candidate, they might be able to get a decent candidate (which is to say, compared to a steaming pile of dog shit, but that's being too pejorative towards dog shit).  

But we all know that won't happen. 

#6699
1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Charisma -2

 

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DeSanti Water.  Several used tissues.  Smelly finger.  Rubber glove.  Army.  Used glove.  Strange door.  No name on vest, but on placard. 

"What do you call the piece?"

Florida Man.

"Fin" 

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