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17 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Thought the same thing when I saw the thread bumped.  Did he drop out? Nope. He's waiting for Trump's arrest so he can be the frontrunner and everyone loves him.

I don’t think (another) dotard arrest would make anyone the front runner. Dotard will continue to gain on the field. 

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21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

It says in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence that foreigners do not have 1st Amendment rights.  He's lawyer, so listen to this man. 

Did DeSantis have some sort of ankle or calf issue? Is it being bow-legged? What is going on here? It seriously looks like it would be painful for him to stand.

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This feels like when the Republicans ran Dole against Clinton in '96. Everyone knew the race was lost the minute Dole was nominated. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

To be honest, they both are terrible. You can hate one and the other.

On 10/29/2023 at 1:08 AM, z009 said:

This feels like when the Republicans ran Dole against Clinton in '96. Everyone knew the race was lost the minute Dole was nominated. 

Hey Animal Tobacco, are you waving "hi" or "bye?"

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Speaking of kicking someone when they're down, there's this.  I would not generally approved of doing that, but he's such a jackass.  Where's that crazy Rebekah statistics gal from Tampa?  Laughing her ass off, I assume.

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Hey Animal Tobacco, are you waving "hi" or "bye?"

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Speaking of kicking someone when they're down, there's this.  I would not generally approved of doing that, but he's such a jackass.  Where's that crazy Rebekah statistics gal from Tampa?  Laughing her ass off, I assume.

 

 

 

 

All that means is people don't like my opinions, and they have every right to scroll past my posts if they don't like them. In regard to Trump, do you really think he can win after all the baggage he has accumulated since the last election?

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Oh. Well, that's because of Covid." 

The firearm mortality rate. 

That’s the Florida Covid vaccine, and it’s  100% effective.

DeSantis struggles to defend any FL policy because many of them are failing, even in the eyes of his core supporters. Abortions are up in FL because he's surrounded by even redder states that have locked down abortions even tighter.  DeSantis himself is calling them abortion tourists and he wants to method to stop the practice.

As for his special boots to make him taller, you would think there would be something in the toe box not flatten out like clown shoes.

On 10/28/2023 at 9:42 PM, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

Dude has AMAZINGLY long shins.

Or he has Barbie feet.

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On 10/15/2023 at 7:59 AM, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve never been much for coke, but surly coke users want to comment …….

 

Touching your nose often is a sign of anxiety and/or uncertainty. This should surprise nobody who has watched him campaign awkwardly for the past year. 

23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He is annoying AF.

Fixed.

Of course he’s burning state resources and tax dollars …..

 

On 10/31/2023 at 9:01 AM, South Austin said:

I love watching this dipshit spiral to the bottom.

I like watching Republicans' Medieval times beliefs get relegated to irrelevancy. They haven't won the popular vote since 2004. A whole generation of new voters has grown up since then. I'd be mad, too.  

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Meet my black friend, y’all. 

On 10/31/2023 at 9:10 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

His head-bob tic is annoying AF.

I like it. It's the look of a winner.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Meet my black friend, y’all. 

Seriously. Hard to think of anything that blatantly transparent.

When you've reached the, "See! I'm not a racist!" portion of your campaign...

^^^ That's a social climber desperate to BE SOMEBODY.  No matter how many kids get caged in the process.  They would have gotten caged anyway. At least they have a home.

So Donnie Jr never brought cocaine to the White House?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

😂😂

I despise that shitbag, but I enjoy watching him teabag members of his own party.

35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So Donnie Jr never brought cocaine to the White House?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

^^^ That's a social climber desperate to BE SOMEBODY.  No matter how many kids get caged in the process.  They would have gotten caged anyway. At least they have a home.

Yeah, it's 100% clear that she's the reason he ran, and she should have been the one running.  She probably could have won the governor's race instead of him.

5 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

except she's got that full moon transformation issue that could be considered disqualifying 

Or it may earn her more votes......furries are fucking everywhere.   I don't mean they are having sex everywhere, but that they are everywhere.  Well, actually, they are having sex everywhere, anyways, you know what I mean.

omg he really is wearing lifts isn't he 😆

To be fair, he walked normally once he got off the stage but those few seconds from podium to floor were goofy as shit.  
 

I don’t forget they Christie tried to blow Trump early on , but he least comes across as a human being.  Ron and Vivek absolutely do not.  I don’t know the fuck America is gonna do with these two assholes who are both gonna be around for a long while

Vickie is auditioning for a time slot on Fox, Jesse and Gutfield should be worried. 

On 11/5/2023 at 9:55 AM, tx 3 putt said:

She’s as awkward as meatball …

 

 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

To be fair, he walked normally once he got off the stage but those few seconds from podium to floor were goofy as shit.  
 

I don’t forget they Christie tried to blow Trump early on , but he least comes across as a human being.  Ron and Vivek absolutely do not.  I don’t know the fuck America is gonna do with these two assholes who are both gonna be around for a long while

I am not sure about that.  If Trump loses next year, and especially if that loss is combined with widespread rejection of MAGA  in congressional and statewide races, I think it’s possible the movement fades pretty quickly, in which case guys like Vivek will be totally ignored and guys like DeSantis will have to either dramatically change their tune or be pushed deep into the background.  Less shittastic candidates like Rubio or Sasse or Hogan will become the face of the GOP if it even survives.  There’s no guarantee of that outcome but it’s hard to see the GOP doubling down after a 6 year losing streak.

Of course, if Trump wins then all bets are off and these assholes will suddenly have a fuckload more contestants joining their race to the bottom.

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

omg he really is wearing lifts isn't he 😆

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