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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man is a complete zero

 

That’s a Freudian slip somehow

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s out of money isn’t he?

It's probably due to him having to pay his home owners insurance in Florida.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's probably due to him having to pay his home owners insurance in Florida.  

You ain’t lying. I talk to people moving from Florida all time. The HOI premiums make mortgages unaffordable 

11 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's probably due to him having to pay his home owners insurance in Florida.  

And Casey’s eyebrows treatments. 

His campaign claims he’s going to be blanketing New Hampshire Sunday through Tuesday. He may think he has a shot to beat Haley.

“Unfortunately, tomorrow’s scheduled interview on @CNNSOTU w/ @RonDeSantis was cancelled by the campaign. We look forward to having the Governor join us on the show in the near future,” the show posted on X Saturday.

The Florida governor also canceled a Sunday interview with NBC's "Meet The Press," host Kristen Welker posted on X. DeSantis pulled out "due to what a person familiar says is a last-minute schedule change," she said.

The campaign told CNN it was canceling DeSantis’ appearance for logistical reasons. DeSantis, who is in South Carolina, is now scheduled to appear in Manchester, New Hampshire, on Sunday evening for a meet and greet.

A spokesperson for the DeSantis campaign tweeted details about the governor's canceled interviews, saying, "The media hits were canceled due to a scheduling issue and will be rescheduled."

"The governor will be traveling Sunday morning with the campaign and has public events scheduled Sunday evening through Tuesday in NH," Bryan Griffin tweeted Saturday night. 

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37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He may think he has a shot to beat Haley.

Matt Campbell:  We may have a shot at beating Kansas State so we’re not going to do anything to prepare for Texas.

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Matt Campbell:  We may have a shot at beating Kansas State so we’re not going to do anything to prepare for Texas.

No Republican will beat Trump in a straight-up primary match.  Nikki is running for 2028, but DeSanctimonous  is running on the dream that Trump somehow isn’t able to finish campaigning this year.

i love that his campaign is attributing him dropping off of some Sunday morning shows to "some logistical issues" right before this benchmark vote.  

  You know, the New Hampshire 'First in the Nation Primary', that thing that's been a thing since before DeSantis' parents were born.  Who could have, on a $150mm campaign team, possibly have seen this coming.  "And what's that, Mr. Producer---Gov. DeSantis can appear remotely via telephone or a local affiliate studio as an option.  Oh sorry, you're breaking up, we're driving through a mountain tunnel here in South Carolina.  You know the Eastern Rockies."   

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s out of money isn’t he?

 

how can he be ?

the people of florida are paying for all his travel, security, transportation, and who know what else 

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

Is election financing the most wasteful use of money in this country?  Especially for R candidates. 

there's video of trump peeing on desantis

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Desantis couldnt even make it a week longer than Vivek. Trump destroyed that little bitch Ron without even having to really even acknowledge him. No new nicknames. No making him tongue his ass on live TV, while Casey worked the front side. Nothing. Desantis is such a fucking loser he torpedoed himself. Haley wont be far behind. The only thing I was looking forward to in this whole shitshow of an election season was GQP primary comedy, and we're getting none of it. This is bullshit, I feel cheated.

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Desantis couldnt even make it a week longer than Vivek. Trump destroyed that little bitch Ron without even having to really even acknowledge him. No new nicknames. No making him tongue his ass on live TV, while Casey worked the front side. Nothing. Desantis is such a fucking loser he torpedoed himself. Haley wont be far behind. The only thing I was looking forward to in this whole shitshow of an election season was GQP primary comedy, and we're getting none of it. This is bullshit, I feel cheated.

Will there be a Trump vs Haley debate now that Desantis dropped out?

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5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

No making him tongue his ass on live TV, while Casey worked the front side.

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29 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

I don't get it. Wasn't finishing second in Iowa the (realistic) goal? Was he staying in hoping Trump would die prior to Iowa?

He really thought he could scream about woke things like the U.S. as a whole is as half retarded and senile as Floridian voters 

1 minute ago, TexLonghorn said:

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I got a hunch Minnie is a freak.  

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Worst presidential campaign of all time?

I'm not entirely sure it's the worst for Florida governors. 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He really thought he could scream about woke things like the U.S. as a whole is as half retarded and senile as Floridian voters 

They are, it’s just they’re also petty and vengeful which is why they’re voting for Trump. 

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52 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

All of you guys are going to feel pretty stupid when you realize that he’s actually just inherited a billion dollar a la some some sort of Republican donor Brewsters Millions shenanigans. 

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

 

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5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

One week later...

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Hey Ron, does Casey know you raid her wardrobe?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Hey Ron, does Casey know you raid her wardrobe?

She makes him wear those while he watches from the corner.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey Ron, does Casey know you raid her wardrobe?

If you ever find yourself in a jacket with your name embroidered on it and you aren't on some sort of sports team, you've become the asshole.  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

If you ever find yourself in a jacket with your name embroidered on it and you aren't on some sort of sports team, you've become the asshole.  

Yes. But even if you're the asshole, you should realize you'll never beat that biggest orange asshole. Maybe the lesson to learn here is don't be an asshole. Otherwise, you risk looking like a pussy when you back down.

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16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Every accusation is a confession 

13 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He also killed whatever lucrative grifting opportunities he could have had after his governor term expires.  Want to get in on the high brow corporate / big donor / mainstream media gigs?  Oh wait ... it says here you tried to fuck over Disney, pharma, tech companies, and every other big business, you spread anti-vax conspiracy theories, banned books, and tried to make the state teach kids that slavery was good for black people.  Think that will be a pass.

But at least you still have the low rent MAGA / OAN / Mike Lindell type gigs ... oh wait, you tried to challenge Trump and he's spent the last year mocking you relentlessly.  So, now they all hate you and think you're a "globalist" or whatever the fuck, and all your shameless efforts to court them were completely wasted.

What a shame.   Welp, maybe Charlie Kirk or Nick Fuentes need interns?

Seriously this. He has zero political career left now right?  He is just going to fade into oblivion. 

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