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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month? 

Let's not lose sight of the fact that June is Pride Month.  Oh, what a coincidence.

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month? 

Yes he is and enjoy your freedom by the government telling your cities what colors their bridges can be lit up in. FREEDOM!!!!

34 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month? 

He is a Republican man who hates The Gay, so the clock is ticking on when he gets caught "wrestling."

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He is a Republican man who hates The Gay, so the clock is ticking on when he gets caught "wrestling."

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48 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Some real 1984 shit there.

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Does that mean they get to skip the economics portion of flood insurance?

On 6/10/2024 at 6:33 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Complete PoS

 

Why won’t the people that will vote for abortion and pot to be legal in their state constitution, vote in the people that want abortion and pot to be legal in their state constitution?

I know "woke" is the pejorative of the day, but the idea that "unwoke" is therefore a badge of honor is hilarious.  "We're asleep and we're proud of it!!!"

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I know "woke" is the pejorative of the day, but the idea that "unwoke" is therefore a badge of honor is hilarious.  "We're asleep and we're proud of it!!!"

 

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Was hoping thread bump was due to him drowning from the flooding in Floriduh. 

Or attacked by a shark

Well, is the shark "woke" because it likes to attack people on boats powered by alternative energy?  Or just ill-tempered?  

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Or attacked by a shark

While being electrocuted by a battery from a boat.  

Oh I'm sure small government DeSantis absolutely won't try to suckle at the teet of the Big Evil Federal Government to get some disaster relief. Florida's obviously got it covered. 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh I'm sure small government DeSantis absolutely won't try to suckle at the teet of the Big Evil Federal Government to get some disaster relief. Florida's obviously got it covered. 

exactly.. why stick Floridians with $205 million worth of stormwater and wastewater projects when you can get every American to pay for it in disaster relief and recovery funds.

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27 minutes ago, yoladu said:

exactly.. why stick Floridians with $205 million worth of stormwater and wastewater projects when you can get every American to pay for it in disaster relief and recovery funds.

At 5x the cost

Oh I'm sure small government DeSantis absolutely won't try to suckle at the teet of the Big Evil Federal Government to get some disaster relief. Florida's obviously got it covered. 
"It's Joe Biden's fault that I vetoed critical infrastructure spending in the state that I govern, Florida. Now it's Biden's responsibility to spend federal tax dollars to clean up this mess. Because woke Joe Biden is bad for America and Florida! "

They'll eat that up while having the Early Bird dinner at The Villages.
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Water is woke.

Are you my high school football coach?

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"It's Joe Biden's fault that I vetoed critical infrastructure spending in the state that I govern, Florida. Now it's Biden's responsibility to spend federal tax dollars to clean up this mess. Because woke Joe Biden is bad for America and Florida! "

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12 hours ago, yoladu said:

exactly.. why stick Floridians with $205 million worth of stormwater and wastewater projects when you can get every American to pay for it in disaster relief and recovery funds.

Small government folks!

On 6/12/2024 at 11:01 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 


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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Nice, a former pastor and also person leading a group trying to get vouchers for charter school in Florida to fix the public schools....

He "ran into a really bad situation"?  That's one way to describe it.

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Florida a spanish name that is clearly 'male'   jfc  so Florido now?

On a side note, shorty has been doing all sorts of weird shit to win back good will.  A conservative leaning friend who lives in the Keys said all the locals are pissed about his special one day pre mini lobster season.   Something no one wants, no asked for, and will punish a deep red part of the state.  I think even the kool aid drinkers are starting to see him for who he is.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I mean, florida does look like a dick

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why does a hospital need to sell alcohol ?

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Why does a hospital need to sell alcohol ?

Have you ever worked at a hospital?

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's with the lobster season thing?

Because not eating at Red Lobster is WOKE!

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Actually, looks like he just added a day to the lobster season for state residents only.  Not terribly unusual for a state governor to do something like that.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What's with the lobster season thing?

They added a single day season (if you are a Florida resident with a permit) to take lobster before the normal 2 day "mini season" that comes prior to the commercial and regular seasons.

Mini season is a shit show, because everyone with something that can float will descend from Dade/Broward to be out on the water fighting for lobster...  and I do mean fighting.   People will get run over, shot at, left behind, and arrested.  The boat ramps are swamped, the reefs and coral heads have thousands of boats on them.  Think Floridaman + coolers of beer + free lobster + Bumper boats.  The Keys are JAMMED with people and boats for a wild west style lobster grab.   The locals (who are also insufferable) are pissed because their towns are overrun with people just "raping their" natural resources!  

So the GOP decided to spring an extra day of mini season on them, unleashing the hoard with no real economic benefit to the locals.   The Keys are basically populated with salty blue collar rednecks and rich folks from parts north.  

tl/dr

It's a conflict generated by good ole fashioned Florida overtourism and the Keys evolving into exclusive playground for the rich.

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All that for a fuckin Florida lobster??   

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

All that for a fuckin Florida lobster??   

free Florida lobster tail

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21 minutes ago, locodos said:

Mini season is a shit show, because everyone with something that can float will descend from Dade/Broward to be out on the water fighting for lobster...  and I do mean fighting.   People will get run over, shot at, left behind, and arrested.  The boat ramps are swamped, the reefs and coral heads have thousands of boats on them.  Think Floridaman + coolers of beer + free lobster + Bumper boats.  The Keys are JAMMED with people and boats for a wild west style lobster grab.   The locals (who are also insufferable) are pissed because their towns are overrun with people just "raping their" natural resources!  

So the GOP decided to spring an extra day of mini season on them, unleashing the hoard with no real economic benefit to the locals.   The Keys are basically populated with salty blue collar rednecks and rich folks from parts north.  

tl/dr

It's a conflict generated by good ole fashioned Florida overtourism and the Keys evolving into exclusive playground for the rich.

This sounds awesome.

Sounds like an opportunity for a variation thread of the Lulz forum’s Hood fights and hood shenanigans thread.

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