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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That really sucks and it's exactly what pieces of shit like @Johnny Sack @Incredulity and @Anastasis want.  They crave that people who aren't like them to be miserable. 

It's the Christian way. 

Seriously, fuck you and the bitchass name check.

I don’t run around this board making all kinds of LGTBQ slurs then emote about how fucking compassionate I am, unlike several of the hive mind leftists.  Fucking hypocrites.

 

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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Y’all gonna melt hard when he’s president, huh.

He's a midget. This country doesn't elect short men for president since the tv age. He's finished before getting started.

lol it's funny to see shitheads get mad when they're called out for being shitheads.

19 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I don’t run around this board making all kinds of LGTBQ slurs then emote about how fucking compassionate I am, unlike several of the hive mind leftists.  Fucking hypocrites.

this is some high grade copium, advanced making shit up to attack people you disgree with and paint with a broad (and imaginary) brush. I'd love to see some examples since you're so on the ball with it

I can’t wait to vote for this guy, ‘24 can’t get here quickly enough. 

7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

advanced making shit up to attack people you disgree with

I laughed at this coming from Ant. 

15 minutes ago, Captainant said:

advanced making shit up to attack people you disgree with and paint with a broad (and imaginary) brush.

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10 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I can’t wait to vote for this guy, ‘24 can’t get here quickly enough. 

As someone asked above, why? What policies of his do you particularly support?

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

As someone asked above, why? What policies of his do you particularly support?

I'm sure white-washing history is up near the top of the list. 

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

As someone asked above, why? What policies of his do you particularly support?

I love his handling of the schools and his leadership in general. I haven’t been excited to vote for anyone in a long while, so it’s a welcome change. 

Yeah, we should all be so lucky to have a country run like Florida's public school system.

18 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

As someone asked above, why? What policies of his do you particularly support?

The owning the Libs

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The owning the Libs

Self-absorbed leftists think life revolves around them.  News at 11.

1 hour ago, troph said:

I want to chase a yellowish fuzzy ball around the court with my racket until my body fails me, fly fish every mountain stream and tropical flat I can find, sail in as many beautiful spots I can, see some cool shit under the water and love my wife while we walk together for the next 35-40 years. I don’t have time to have any other agenda.

 

so why I’m a threat is still a god damned mystery to me. 

Your paragraphs remind me of this:

“Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: ‘What does his voice sound like?’ ‘What games does he like best?’ ‘Does he collect butterflies?’ They ask: ‘How old is he?’ ‘How many brothers does he have?’ ‘How much does he weigh?’ ‘How much money does he have?’ Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, ‘I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves at the roof…,’ they won’t be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, ‘I saw a house worth a thousand francs.’ Then they exclaim, ‘What a pretty house!” --The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Expury

The sharp scent of a newly opened can of tennis balls and the laughter of a well-placed shot, the sunlight glinting off the water as the wind passes through the rushes--these are the evocative senses, the images, the scents, the essential nature of humanity and friendship and the many different kinds of love. But as the prince says, grown-ups like numbers--how many points, how many fish, how much was the boat. But as he also states, "it is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."

They cannot imagine a world so vast and wonderful that numbers become irrelevant. That the heart is uncontrollable and free. It frightens them.

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Self-absorbed leftists think life revolves around them.  News at 11.

Says a member of the party that's so impressed with itself that it gets to play god with everyone else's freedoms and lifestyles?  Get the fuck out of here.  And I'm not even a leftist.

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gets to play god with everyone else's freedoms

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38 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I love his handling of the schools and his leadership in general. I haven’t been excited to vote for anyone in a long while, so it’s a welcome change. 

“It’s really great how he uses political power to punish companies that disagree with him/me. I particularly love how kindergarten teachers can be sued or fired for conducting family tree projects or displaying their own family photos in the classroom. Also, I’m a big First Amendment guy.”

Exactly.  Small government stuff.

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“It’s really great how he uses political power to punish companies that disagree with him/me. I particularly love how kindergarten teachers can be sued or fired for conducting family tree projects or displaying their own family photos in the classroom. Also, I’m a big First Amendment guy.”

Imagine being such a shitty teacher that you feel obligated to discuss homosexuality with kindergartners. Put aside your ideology for two seconds and fucking teach. 

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


He's a midget. This country doesn't elect short men for president since the tv age. He's finished before getting started.

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Imagine being so duped that you believe that happens regularly.

Just now, Poe It Up said:

Imagine being such a shitty teacher that you feel obligated to discuss homosexuality with kindergartners. Put aside your ideology for two seconds and fucking teach. 

...unless you have a teaching degree. We don't want that kind of institutional "grooming."

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I’ve said this before but two of my daughter’s kindergarten classmates last year come from families with two moms. If that happens in FL, Simply asking for kids to bring a family photo can now get that teacher sued by another parent - or fired by the school district- for “teaching homosexuality”. family tree projects are pretty typical kindergarten curriculum stuff.
 

Quit being an intentionally obtuse troll. The language of the law was broadly written and vague on purpose to chill any public acknowledgement that gay teachers or kids from gay families exist. It’s weaponizing hate to combat a non existent problem. Literally no other state has an issue with this shit. It was made up just to rally bigots to the polls. I guess it worked on you

17 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

It’s really great how he uses political power to punish companies that disagree with him/me. I particularly love how kindergarten teachers can be sued or fired for conducting family tree projects or displaying their own family photos in the classroom. Also, I’m a big First Amendment guy.”

When the majority ultimately begins to resist/fight back against minority rule, the response is going to be the only remaining tool available punitive. First come fines, then firings, then followed by jailing and then.... you get the picture.

Fascism is a slow burn.

i fear we will look back as a country at some point (and way too late) and all say how the fuck did we get here.

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4 minutes ago, yoladu said:

the majority ultimately begins to resist/fight back against minority rule, the response is going to be the only remaining tool available punitive. First come fines, then firings

Were you in a coma during 2021?

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Were you in a coma during 2021?

What are you referencing here? I don't follow.

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31 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Imagine being such a shitty teacher that you feel obligated to discuss homosexuality with kindergartners. Put aside your ideology for two seconds and fucking teach. 

My son had a gay kindergarten teacher in public school in Texas.  He has multiple friends with same gender parents.  Not because anyone sought them out, but because that's the real world in which people (including homosexual people) exist.  

No one was "obligated" to discuss homosexuality in their classroom.  It isn't about ideology, it is about a fact of the world.  You don't think kids ask questions?  And when you ignore or dismiss their questions, they fill in the blanks on their own.  And when kids asked about who the picture on his desk was, the answer was simply, "That's my husband."  Easy peasy.  

Why do idiot right wingers immediately think any discussion of homosexuality means teaching about sexual acts?  Does it not occur to them for a second that that's not how we teach about heterosexuality either?  It isn't an immediate discussion of heterosexual sex?  

Can't see past their own dicks.  It's amazing.

10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

What are you referencing here? I don't follow.

You see, in his eyes, overreaching Covid and vaccine mandates = fascism, so he thinks that the left calling out bigoted GOP policies that attack personal freedom is hypocrisy.

The GOP jumped on the opportunity that Covid presented to market themselves at "the party of personal freedoms", and Incredulity here thinks that giving the reigns to a bunch of Evangelical pricks is going to lead to even more freedom.

Because he's a fucking moron.

Clear that up for you?

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

My son had a gay kindergarten teacher in public school in Texas.  He has multiple friends with same gender parents.  Not because anyone sought them out, but because that's the real world in which people (including homosexual people) exist.  

No one was "obligated" to discuss homosexuality in their classroom.  It isn't about ideology, it is about a fact of the world.  You don't think kids ask questions?  And when you ignore or dismiss their questions, they fill in the blanks on their own.  And when kids asked about who the picture on his desk was, the answer was simply, "That's my husband."  Easy peasy.  

Why do idiot right wingers immediately think any discussion of homosexuality means teaching about sexual acts?  Does it not occur to them for a second that that's not how we teach about heterosexuality either?  It isn't an immediate discussion of heterosexual sex?  

Can't see past their own dicks.  It's amazing.

I think we’ve already had this conversation. I think it was with you, but it could’ve been with someone else. This situation sounds very familiar to me. 

Just now, Poe It Up said:

I think we’ve already had this conversation. I think it was with you, but it could’ve been with someone else. This situation sounds very familiar to me. 

I don't recall having it with you, but if we did, what did you learn from it?

 

 

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

I don't recall having it with you, but if we did, what did you learn from it?

 

 

That I live in a very different community, as we have none of that. 

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3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

That I live in a very different community, as we have none of that. 

You do. They're just not open about it because they don't want to deal with pieces of shit like you.

 

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That I live in a very different community, as we have none of that. 

And where is this right wing utopia where homosexuals don't exist and kids never learn about them? 

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Imagine being such a shitty teacher that you feel obligated to discuss homosexuality with kindergartners. Put aside your ideology for two seconds and fucking teach. 

That you think this is a serious problem and some kind of real targeted agenda by the gay/leftist elementary teachers of the world or even a common occurrence sis fucking idiocy.  It's a made up problem to drum up voters to allow Desantis to implement replacement theory based legislation.  Period.

You do. They're just not open about it because they don't want to deal with pieces of shit like you.
 
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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You do. They're just not open about it because they don't want to deal with pieces of shit like you.

 

That’s fine with me, I’m not particularly interested in their sex life. Gay or straight for that matter. 

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And again your brain goes straight to sex. The issue is you, my man.

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8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

And where is this right wing utopia where homosexuals don't exist and kids never learn about them? 

It’s not a utopia, but I have a lot of property and it’s slower than my city life. I live in a rural part of Montgomery County. I grew up here and moved back after spending my 20’s in Austin and Houston respectively. 

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not a utopia, but I have a lot of property and it’s slower than my city life. I live in a rural part of Montgomery County. I grew up here and moved back after spending my 20’s in Austin and Houston respectively. 

Montgomery County does check out.  But I grew up there, too, and aggie08 is exactly right.

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

And again your brain goes straight to sex. The issue is you, my man.

It’s an important part of any marriage. 

42 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You see, in his eyes, overreaching Covid and vaccine mandates = fascism, so he thinks that the left calling out bigoted GOP policies that attack personal freedom is hypocrisy.

The GOP jumped on the opportunity that Covid presented to market themselves at "the party of personal freedoms", and Incredulity here thinks that giving the reigns to a bunch of Evangelical pricks is going to lead to even more freedom.

Because he's a fucking moron.

Clear that up for you?

You guys are awesome.  Quite impressive cognitive dissonance.

4 hours ago, troph said:

All the haters. I’m done being nice. Kindness gets you nowhere with them. I believe anyone that would reconsider ignorant positions already has. There are outliers, there are folks who will still come around but it’s a safe bet to assume they won’t. So fuck the haters, every last one of them. 
 

I came out on this board 7 years ago to be that person they now know so that familiarity could wash away the uncomfortable feelings that come with the unknown. This board has been amazing but at times very turbulent. It’s not as bad as it once was (however the last couple of years are the second most turbulent times) but I do believe those that were open to changing their minds have. The rest are callous, indifferent, dangerous fossils.  Fuck all the haters. 
 

the irony is, they espouse a God who created the marvels of the universe, the fantasies of the deep sea and the hidden complex world at the atomic level, a creator so creative he created master pieces humans will never see simply because he wanted to. Yet humanity isn’t one of those subject matters, difference, diversity, complexity are not evidence of that same creator but instead of satanic influence wanting to come for them and their children. 
 

I got news for them, I just want to raise my kids lovingly to be strong moral citizens and good stewards of our planet. I want to chase a yellowish fuzzy ball around the court with my racket until my body fails me, fly fish every mountain stream and tropical flat I can find, sail in as many beautiful spots I can, see some cool shit under the water and love my wife while we walk together for the next 35-40 years. I don’t have time to have any other agenda.
 

so why I’m a threat is still a god damned mystery to me. 


You be You. If someone else can’t handle it, fuck’em !

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

All this trolling is really running together. Trump Jr 2024!

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3 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Imagine being such a shitty teacher that you feel obligated to discuss homosexuality with kindergartners. Put aside your ideology for two seconds and fucking teach. 

Yea the kids might catch the gayness. Should probably just pretend they don’t exist.

2 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

That I live in a very different community, as we have none of that. 

Oh I see. You literally are pretending gay people don’t exist. 

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

That’s fine with me, I’m not particularly interested in their sex life. Gay or straight for that matter. 

 

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