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15 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And this is what they look like.

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A cross between Joe Namath and John Travolta

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I fucking love DeSantis. He is exactly the type of guy I want as President of this country. I wish we could clone him. I fucking love him for sending illegals to liberal enclaves. Let them enjoy the hordes. DeSantis is the leader of the New Right.

Whose parody account is this?

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4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh hey, it’s the immigrant chiming in about how much he fucking despises immigrants and wishes he could shoot them. Definitely nothing fucked up in his head. 

America First

Just now, Macklemore said:

America First

Shouldn’t you be trying to go back to Iran right now so you can beat some women protesters to death? Or are you too chickenshit to put yourself in personal danger to hurt the people you want to hurt?

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Shouldn’t you be trying to go back to Iran right now so you can beat some women protesters to death? Or are you too chickenshit to put yourself in personal danger to hurt the people you want to hurt?

I hate Islam. Why would you think I would support the regime. I support the protestors. Down with Islam and the Islamic Republic.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Shouldn’t you be trying to go back to Iran right now so you can beat some women protesters to death? Or are you too chickenshit to put yourself in personal danger to hurt the people you want to hurt?

Also, I am a member of a party that hurts the people I want to hurt in our country. Anyone who supports the open borders we have in this country is a fucking moron. I want a moratorium on all immigration to this country.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Also, I am a member of a party that hurts the people I want to hurt in our country. Anyone who supports the open borders we have in this country is a fucking moron. I want a moratorium on all immigration to this country.

Like I've said before, at least you're honest about it. Obviously you're a massive piece of shit and I hope all of the worst things in life happen to you, but you're still better than some of the DT posters.

This is bc y’all put up the bat signal this morning. Good going 

Wow a Texans fan, meth head, self hating gay, AND an immigration policy wonk. What an impressive individual!  
 

Eat a bowl of fuck, unamerican scum. 

11 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Like I've said before, at least you're honest about it. Obviously you're a massive piece of shit and I hope all of the worst things in life happen to you, but you're still better than some of the DT posters.

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Wow a Texans fan, meth head, self hating gay, AND an immigration policy wonk. What an impressive individual!  
 

Eat a bowl of fuck, unamerican scum. 

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

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1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Wow a Texans fan, meth head, self hating gay, AND an immigration policy wonk. What an impressive individual!  
 

Eat a bowl of fuck, unamerican scum. 

Best fitting tailored jersey you'll ever see though.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We’re more American than apple pie.

Weird how they don't support serious penalties for companies who employ non-documented workers. You know, if they actually cared about mitigating immigration, and it wasn't all a political stunt. So weird.

The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal immigration at our southern border.The Republican Party of Texas has groomed and busted open unobstructed illegal 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7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

Except you are brown and they hate you. Fat fucking retard. 

22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

America First

Exactly. Same as it ever was. We hear you. We know exactly what you’re saying. It’s nothing new.

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43 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

America First

Does Polly want a cracker?

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The only amusing thing about the next 2 years will be Trump’s destruction of Desantis. 

34 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

Oh blow it out your billowy asshole

@immamac If there's a Nazi at the table and nine other people sitting with them, there's a table with ten Nazis.

He deserves more than a crowd-sourcing

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I fucking love DeSantis. He is exactly the type of guy I want as President of this country. I wish we could clone him. I fucking love him for sending illegals to liberal enclaves. Let them enjoy the hordes. DeSantis is the leader of the New Right.

Your troll bores me.

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

I fucking love DeSantis. He is exactly the type of guy I want as President of this country. I wish we could clone him. I fucking love him for sending illegals to liberal enclaves. Let them enjoy the hordes. DeSantis is the leader of the New Right.

Oh look, it’s Icono being a despicable piece of shit.  Back on meth, cuntface?

56 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

So you had to come back to CR to tell us all about it?

Fuck off. Go tell imma to let icono loose. That name might have better rep. 

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The only amusing thing about the next 2 years will be Trump’s destruction of Desantis. 

I know the focus is on the midterms but soon afterwards, Biden needs to be calling DeSantis his 2024 opponent. As often as possible. Trump will not be able to stay quiet. 

This POS needs to have Charlie Kirk's head shoved up his ass and fhen his head shoved up Trump's ass. 

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Except you are brown and they hate you. Fat fucking retard. 

Swarthy Persians are the new White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

I see that @Macklemore is no longer denying being iconoclast.

But here's a reminder of him being first called out in the spring of 2021. Just read down a little on that page, leading to his self-proclaimed vindication because @hayden_horn says his IP was clean:

 

Here he is getting called out (again) and claiming to have never heard of icono and also hating the Houston Texans while @immamac chews his ass out.

 

And, then, here he is 11 days ago in the Texans thread complaining how "we can't ever hire a good coach."

Icono is one very demented individual.

Oh, and @Macklemore, those folks DeSantis flew to Martha's Vineyard are NOT here illegally. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

This POS needs to have Charlie Kirk's head shoved up his ass and fhen his head shoved up Trump's ass. 

Like an ass Turducken.

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1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Also, I am a member of a party that hurts the people I want to hurt in our country. Anyone who supports the open borders we have in this country is a fucking moron. I want a moratorium on all immigration to this country.

We don’t have open borders. We do respect human rights even of those entering our country illegally. Why would you want to hurt people fleeing violence and poverty?

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13 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Macklemore Maybe you should find a different hangout? One where people who hate other people talk about how horrible they can be to one another. 

TexAgs? 

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Macklemore Maybe you should find a different hangout? One where people who hate other people talk about how horrible they can be to one another. 

GayDomTweakerz.org ?

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Oh blow it out your billowy asshole

 

25 minutes ago, F250 said:

Like an ass Turducken.

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Billowy McAssface?

58 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Macklemore Maybe you should find a different hangout? One where people who hate other people talk about how horrible they can be to one another. 

www.PersiansforPnP.com or www.tailoredjersies.com

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

Oh, and @Macklemore, those folks DeSantis flew to Martha's Vineyard are NOT here illegally. 

I’m sure the response is that we all “know” they’re here illegally but the Dems won’t let us correctly call them that. 

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First they came for icono
And I did not speak out
Because I did not let guys fuck me for drugs 

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12 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh look, it’s Icono being a despicable piece of shit.  Back on meth, cuntface?

It's not cunt that's on his face.  

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

don't you have some crystal meth to earn?

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I always felt sorry for Icono because it's pretty obvious how much he hates himself, his own skin, and the situation he was born into. That's why he runs so quickly to be a part of groups where he can feel empowered and cruel. I used to get into with him but, like with many problem posters on here, I realize engaging with them only prolongs their mental illness. The best you can do is ignore, not take the bait, and move them on. 

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12 hours ago, Js1 said:

TexAgs? 

@BabaYaga has a handful of such sites bookmarked and ready to drop. Send him a PM.

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Not to sound judgmental cause I am very much a live and let live type of guy, but i's almost like people who make decisions like deciding to suck dick for drugs are not good decision makers, and probably should not be interacted with in anything other than a pity/charity basis.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I always felt sorry for Icono because it's pretty obvious how much he hates himself, his own skin, and the situation he was born into. That's why he runs so quickly to be a part of groups where he can feel empowered and cruel. I used to get into with him but like many on here, I realize engaging with them only prolongs their mental illness. The best you can do is ignore, not take the bait, and move them on. 

This.  The self-loathing and toxic feeling of inadequacy oozes through the screen.

It's not much different than how aggy acts about joining the SEC.  There's nobody 1) more over-the-top in their SEC cheerleading, while simultaneously being 2) the least-welcomed, least-liked member of the SEC.  Icono thinks that if he's the loudest cheerleader for fascist nationalists, they'll love him.....when in reality, he'll be among the first of the purged.  It's pathetic and sad.

 

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I always felt sorry for Icono because it's pretty obvious how much he hates himself, his own skin, and the situation he was born into. That's why he runs so quickly to be a part of groups where he can feel empowered and cruel. I used to get into with him but like many on here, I realize engaging with them only prolongs their mental illness. The best you can do is ignore, not take the bait, and move them on. 

He gets off on it. Ignore him. He loves the confrontation

14 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Thank you for the compliment. I’m honored.

No sorry, I am the embodiment of the new GOP. We want power and to never give it up again. Never have been more motivated to vote than now. We’re more American than apple pie.

Didn’t realize the GOP was embracing meth use as a platform. It’s making a lot more sense though.

You’re a weird dude who needs some real help. 

30 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Didn’t realize the GOP was embracing meth use as a platform. It’s making a lot more sense though.

You’re a weird dude who needs some real help. 

I mean, the original Nazis sort of invented meth. History may not repeat, but it certainly does rhyme. 

16 hours ago, Macklemore said:

America First

wait, i thought you still wanted to be part of england and under the rule of the king...

16 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I fucking love DeSantis. He is exactly the type of guy I want as President of this country. I wish we could clone him. I fucking love him for sending illegals to liberal enclaves. Let them enjoy the hordes. DeSantis is the leader of the New Right.

They are as illegal as your fucking parents were.

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

He gets off on it. Ignore him. He loves the confrontation

Even negative attention is still attention.

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