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43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is there a mole on his staff? \

Calm down, Ms. Balbricker.  We're not gonna arrange a lineup of nude boys so you examine their tally-whackers.  

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Is there a mole on his staff? (Ok, yes I know how that sounded). Why would anyone allow him to go out like that unless they were looking to get him humiliated? 

As someone pointed out, since his wife was also wearing them, it was probably her call. He was probably stuck.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

This is so fucked up

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

Is any other state doing anything like this??? What a ridiculous request.

Is any other state doing anything like this??? What a ridiculous request.

They will.

Texas and Florida seem to be the testing ground for these nutso laws.
3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


They will.

Texas and Florida seem to be the testing ground for these nutso laws.


 

Texas : chip implants in all females. We’ll know real time what’s going on !

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Lmao to keep from crying. There are plenty of cis girls who don't have periods due to taking birth control—often, again not actually for preventing pregnancy—and some trans girls experience every symptom of a period other than bleeding, so they can be tracked. This is stupid and vindictive and perfectly Republican

Fellas, don’t ever let your wife or girlfriend talk you into identical matching outfits.

Color coordination for a couple picture or family picture? Perfectly acceptable because no one likes a clashy clashy picture.

But IDENTICAL MATCHING OUTFITS???

Big fat NO.
I think you got it wrong in this case. This was not her idea. This came from Ron or Ron's people. She should have known better though.
58 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Lmao to keep from crying. There are plenty of cis girls who don't have periods due to taking birth control—often, again not actually for preventing pregnancy—and some trans girls experience every symptom of a period other than bleeding, so they can be tracked. This is stupid and vindictive and perfectly Republican

All of this, but couldn't someone just get a friend to tell them when their period starts and report that as their own.

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:


Mandatory.

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This disproves that vertical strips make you look slimmer.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

Texas : chip implants in all females. We’ll know real time what’s going on !

I'd prefer a cooch cam.  Let's see what's going on up there.  

What, you don't want a cam in your cooter?  WHAT ARE YOU HIDING???

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

lafourche parish fucking sucks !

 

 

I've gotten two speeding tickets in Lafourche. Both driving to Cocoderie to go fishing. 

8 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've gotten two speeding tickets in Lafourche. Both driving to Cocoderie to go fishing. 

 

the whole parish is one huge speed trap

 

 

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NSIAP 

 

 

9 hours ago, Jhawkmvp said:

This disproves that vertical strips make you look slimmer.

But what if, in fact, they do? Think about what we're working with here.

If I had a daughter in Florida or Texas, I'd straight up start physically attacking Rep politicians.  Fucking cowardly cunts. 

16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

This is going to do more to destroy women's sports than the 1 or 2 transgender persons playing women's sports in the State of Florida.  What a bunch of bullshit.

I’m getting a feeling that he’s not leaving office if he loses 

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If I had a daughter in Florida or Texas, I'd straight up start physically attacking Rep politicians.  Fucking cowardly cunts. 

 

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

Jesus H. Christ - state menstrual cycle tracking + outright abortion ban ... what could fucking go wrong?  

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Jesus H. Christ - state menstrual cycle tracking + outright abortion ban ... what could fucking go wrong?  

You forgot something in your equation.  

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is going to do more to destroy women's sports than the 1 or 2 transgender persons playing women's sports in the State of Florida.  What a bunch of bullshit.

It'll run off the normal families. The rabid travel-sport Karens will approve of the diminished competition as they frog-march their kids through resume-padding joyless activities.

21 hours ago, Js1 said:

Where are all the people concerned about Apple having this info from your iPhone?

How about giving it to the state and whoever they give it to!

 

Isn't this sort of crap prime material for a Title IX suit? Then again, this is the 11th Circuit we're talking about.

5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is going to do more to destroy women's sports than the 1 or 2 transgender persons playing women's sports in the State of Florida.  What a bunch of bullshit.

 

i wonder which govt agencies get an alert if a cycle is missed ?

So the Twitters tell me DeSantis turned down the NJ National Guard, sent the Indiana NG home early, and something similar with Tennessee. Guess they got it all taken care of?

44 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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Put him in the Tron guy suit.

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19 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So the Twitters tell me DeSantis turned down the NJ National Guard, sent the Indiana NG home early, and something similar with Tennessee. Guess they got it all taken care of?

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53 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

vote him out !!!

 

They don’t care because Fox and DeSantis has been telling them that trans kids and Disney are the bigger threats to their way of life. It works. 

34 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

Biden is siphoning off Desantis’ cracker demographic.  

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

vote him out !!!

 

ron desantis stole your storm insurance and rick scott stole your medicare.  good fucking job, floriduh. 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

ron desantis stole your storm insurance and rick scott stole your medicare.  good fucking job, floriduh. 

Put it on a billboard.

what a fucking beta !
 

Ron looks like one of the original Gravy Seals there. Big guy doesn’t miss many meals does he?
7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

Does this guy walk with both palms facing backwards the whole time? Does he not swing his arms? Who walks like this?

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

That’s my Pi(e). 

That picture need the Thujone intramurals edit 

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