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11 hours ago, troph said:

I dunno about Florida but I live in lake Travis if I’m talking about my community. Though sometimes I say I live out by the lake. I live on lake Travis if I’m talking about my specific house. 

you live on a house boat? sweet!

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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Jesus, it's like he read this thread before that PC.  The way he shifts between "I" and "We" is also very telling.  

"This is largely political, and I'll leave it to the courts and President Trump to sort out.  But by refusing extradition, all I would be doing is stretching out this ruse for months.  And that plays right into the Democrats hands, they want to have this hanging over our party and our country for as long as possible.  We are not necessarily cooperating, but we are going to get out of the way and let President Trump refute these ridiculous charges, and do so on the record.  We're not going to entertain another FBI raid charade of Mar-a-Lago, that just gives the Democrats more political theater to exploit.  I'm going to let the grownups figure this out in a courtroom, which I know from my early days as a court attorney.  If there is any justice left in this once great country, President Trump will have these laughable charges dropped and we can all move on to the more pressing issues our country is facing.  Thank you."  

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Unrelated to the Trump possible-arrest circus, I think Ron is trying to troll me:

 

 

It's almost literally the Wilhoit quote:

"“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

MAGA enraged by DeSantis not interfering in Trump extradition.  "Ron wants him locked up!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-desantis-2024-2659623538/


"Basically Ron DeSantis is trying to call President Trump a liar over the news that President Trump may be indicted and arrested," fumed MAGA influencer and failed GOP congressional candidate Laura Loomer. "He also kept repeating the word 'porn star' in an effort to mock President Trump."

 

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23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Geographically, I was raised in small town Oklahoma but culturally my upbringing identified with South Central LA so I consider myself an OG.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Geographically, I was raised in small town Oklahoma but culturally my upbringing identified with South Central LA so I consider myself an OG.

steve martin lol GIF

20 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Geographically, I was raised in small town Oklahoma but culturally my upbringing identified with South Central LA so I consider myself an OG.

"You grew up in Anaheim, Sue."  

^
That's amazing.  We're 11 months out from the first primaries and the three front-runners are:

1.  A guy about to be arrested, who was told by his attorneys to get his affairs in order today in case of a long detainment, is spending his time accusing one of the other front-runners of non-consensual gay sex. 

2.  Meatball Ron who is pretending to not know the other guy in his currently residing in his state, awaiting extradition to New York...instead spending his time attacking the one business in his state that both sides of the aisle love-Disney.

3.  A heterosexual Sikh immigrant woman from South Carolina whose own party think she's a lesbian muslim here on an expired visa.  

Folks.  It's just fucking March.  Imagine what the fuck Autumn is gonna be like at this point.  

 

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Folks.  It's just fucking March.  Imagine what the fuck Autumn is gonna be like at this point.  

out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged ...
Gingrich

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a piece of shit. well, both of them, really

You can add to that list …

 

Keep it up Trump boys, you're making sure that DeSantis ain't going to do shit to help daddy out, not that he could do much, but you've just made sure that Ron will keep saying "I don't know about the legality of paying a porn star off for an alleged affair, because I don't get involved with porn stars".

How did the NY crime wave already hit Miami?

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA enraged by DeSantis not interfering in Trump extradition.  "Ron wants him locked up!"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-desantis-2024-2659623538/


"Basically Ron DeSantis is trying to call President Trump a liar over the news that President Trump may be indicted and arrested," fumed MAGA influencer and failed GOP congressional candidate Laura Loomer. "He also kept repeating the word 'porn star' in an effort to mock President Trump."

 

Desantis is a POS.   Just to insure you don’t forget the name of this thread.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

How did the NY crime wave already hit Miami?

Trump boxed it up and brought it with him when he moved from NYC.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

because I don't get involved with porn stars".

You don’t know that.

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Desantis is a POS.   Just to insure you don’t forget the name of this thread.


Thank you. Without this timely reminder, I would have though mistaken this thread for the "post an iconic photo of a music legend"  thread over on the music forum.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thank you. Without this timely reminder, I would have though mistaken this thread for the "post an iconic photo of a music legend"  thread over on the music forum.

How about "Post an Iconic Photo of a POS"?

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How does he somehow manage to look like it's 8th grade picture day, every single fucking day?  It's physically not possible, but here we are.  

I don't think I've ever listened to DeSantis speak until today. Sure, I've read quotes of some of the horrible and stupid things he's done and said. I've read about the lifts he wears to make himself appear not short. I've read about whatever he wears to make himself look thcc. But when I turned the volume up on this clip, it gave me vibes about him being a closeted dude. I think it's the way he moves his head along with his hands, and the awkwardness he displays speaking about something tangentially sexual. His mannerisms scream probably homosexual imo. Before pressing 'submit' I did a quick search to read if any ink has been spilled on the Ron is in the closet theory and a couple articles appeared so fuck it I'm posting.

 

I have pretty good gaydar.   Well I did, don’t anymore because I’m at an age where everybody who wanted to come out to me did so long ago and those that haven’t; I respect their privacy to stay silent about it.  All that said, I don’t get the impression that’s he’s gay.  I get the impression he has something else going on or did something in the past he’s trying to compensate for, and I’m not talking about just being short.  
 

But let add this:  obviously outing someone should never be used for a negative or harmful purpose.  Unless that same person rises and rests with a singular mission to hurt gay people.  So I would like to hear from our resident gay posters—-what do you thinks up with Ronny D?  

21 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Desantis is a POS.   Just to insure you don’t forget the name of this thread.

*ensure

23 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How did the NY crime wave already hit Miami?

They don’t need to cancel spring break. They just need more people to bring their guns. 

I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to pivot to Ronnie or Ronald to try and establish a subconscious affiliation with Reagan. 

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to pivot to Ronnie or Ronald to try and establish a subconscious affiliation with Reagan. 

It’s Trump’s party now. Ronnie is so passé. It’s not morning in America anymore, it’s American carnage. 

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On 3/20/2023 at 1:04 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged ...
Gingrich

Fellas, there's a clear answer here.

He's Tan, Rested, and Ready - Nixon 2024 - Election 2024 - Pin | TeePublic

 

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Fellas, there's a clear answer here.

He's Tan, Rested, and Ready - Nixon 2024 - Election 2024 - Pin | TeePublic

 

He wouldn’t fly today. He’s corrupt enough but he cares too much about clean air and clean water and doesn’t go for all that religious nuttery.

As horrible as Trump is, it’s going to be very funny watching him demolish Desantis in the primary. Desantis may not make it to Super Tuesday.

6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Why is it so important to be "god fearing"? 

Unless you are a complete POS.

Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

Well at least his son wasn’t a dark skinned commie
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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

The way I remember it, Abel worked all summer harvesting his crops, while Cain just played in the field. Then when winter came, Abel had all the nuts. Cain had no nuts. So he killed him.

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Because they guy has killed a shitton of people over the years.  Like one time, he literally killed everybody except this one dude.  And nobody talks about who that one dude hooked up with after that, just that he had a boatfull of animals.  I fear the guy, quite honestly.  He even makes people kill their sons just for sport.  

Step One:

make fallible people, and then make an apple that will make them more evil and make sure they have access to the Apple

Step Two:

do nothing about the fallen angel, whose only goal is now to hurt the fallible people I made, and let him convince Eve to bite the apple I made

Step Three:

when the population grows and they all have that sin problem from the Apple I made (and the fallen angel, I let take advantage of them) get pissed off because they now have the sin I set up and drown them all - except Noah and his family

Step Four: 

As you drown them, promise the few survivors that you’ll never do that again. Hold back the part that instead you’ll send them into a fiery pit of hell forever if that same sin thing, which I haven’t fixed, happens to this new group.

Step Five:

Forget all that prior nonsense and focus my Devine attention on keeping Florida from ever having a decent football team again.

 

 

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So, Florida is banning the practice of medicine for all intents and purposes.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


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So the GOP convention is being held at WDW this year??

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