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Guess this belongs here since Floriduh, Disney, and DeeSantis...but COME THE FUCK ON SIMULATION! Couldn't you get more creative?

 

Ex-Florida lawmaker behind the 'Don't Say Gay' law pleads guilty to COVID relief fraud

A former Florida lawmaker who sponsored a bill dubbed the "Don't Say Gay" law by critics has pleaded guilty to fraudulently obtaining COVID-19 relief funds.

Joseph Harding entered a guilty plea on Tuesday in federal court in the Northern District of Florida to one count of wire fraud, one count of money laundering and one count of making false statements, according to court records.

Harding faces up to 35 years in prison, including a maximum of 20 years on the wire fraud charge. A sentencing hearing is scheduled for July 25 at the federal courthouse in Gainesville.

The former Republican lawmaker shot to notoriety last year as one of the sponsors of a controversial Florida law that outlawed the discussion of sexuality and gender in public school classrooms from kindergarten through grade 3.

What's in the so-called Don't Say Gay bill that could impact the whole country

The legislation became a blueprint for similar laws in more than a dozen other conservative states.

Rest of the story: https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1165292718/florida-lawmaker-dont-say-gay-covid-fraud

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    It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape pov

  • Good call.

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    I really try to consider every opinion with an open mind, realizing we all have different values, thought processes, cultures, etc. But some of you make this so fucking difficult. I am a school cou

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28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

So, Florida is banning the practice of medicine for all intents and purposes.
 

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Maybe Meatball wanted to deprive Donald of any shot at gynecomastia surgery?

Rob's on a timer, since he's term-limited.  Expect the batshit crazy to ramp up, because in the 2028 election, he will have been out of office and won't have the chance to fuck with libtards as much.

I just wonder if Rob's comment about Trump paying off a porn star is an opening salvo, or a one-time thing.  It would drive Trump nuts if DeSantis just ignored him.

What if Rod ginned up a strategy to just kept bringing up that Trump is upset/distracted about his $140,000 payoff to a porn star, and that Rod doesn't know how that all works, but it's not his job to determine if Trump is guilty of fraud when it comes to paying off a porn star.

Just zeroed in on that.  Trump would probably go fucking crazy, more so than normal.

What if Rod ginned up a strategy to just kept bringing up that Trump is upset/distracted about his $140,000 payoff to a porn star, and that Rod doesn't know how that all works, but it's not his job to determine if Trump is guilty of fraud when it comes to paying off a porn star.
Just zeroed in on that.  Trump would probably go fucking crazy, more so than normal.

“And did I mention she said he had a tiny little dick? I can’t say if it’s true he has a tiny dick, like they say he has tiny hands. But they say that’s what she said. About the tiny dick that matches the tiny hands.”
- Ron DeSadtits maybe, 2023
4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


“And did I mention she said he had a tiny little dick? I can’t say if it’s true he has a tiny dick, like they say he has tiny hands. But they say that’s what she said. About the tiny dick that matches the tiny hands.”
- Ron DeSadtits maybe, 2023

Many people are saying— and it makes sense, it may be true, I don’t know— but many people are saying he didn’t have an affair with a porn star. They’re saying he tried, but he couldn’t perform.  
 

And look, I’m not a doctor, I could have been, but I’m not a doctor. But my uncle is a urologist and—he is— he went to Johns Hopkins, he’s really the best— they never tell you that about me, that I could have gone to medical school. 
 

My uncle, graduated top of his class, he says that it might have just been mental. That he was intimidated when he thought of her comparing him to all those men she’d be with, and he just couldn’t do it. So he paid her not to tell anyone and that was it. He didn’t even have an affair. And she was going to tell her friends that all those Trump towers he builds are compensation, so he paid her. 
 

I wasn’t there, but they say that. And who knows, it makes sense, but we’ll never know. 

16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

So, Florida is banning the practice of medicine for all intents and purposes.
 

I bet men will still be able to get Testosterone treatments, though. 

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Florida related rather than Ron… but hilarious 

 

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22 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

FYI - just in case you missed it, Trumpers!

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 


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They'd probably take my kids away if they knew I took them to the Louvre last Summer.

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The writers of this simulation are just getting lazy now ...

 

Tobias Fünke is behind this, i just know it.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

The Taliban is strong in Tallahassee.

To paraphrase LBJ, ya gotta make the son of a bitch deny it

His wife is going to kick the bucket and that pushes him into the White House 

First off-dibs on ‘Pudding Logistics’ for band name/porn fetish website domain.  
 

second-fuck Grindr, fuck Anonymous, fuck all these tech groups that talk big game about casting sunlight on the evils of bad people.  You never do jack fucking shit but make vague threats that you never follow though with. You do it for free marketing attention.  Get fucked.  Stormy Daniels has done more to bring down shitty people that your stupid app or hacker group.  

People this weird and awkward don't get elected president. He makes Romney look like JFK. 

‘Satirically Gay’ would also make a fine band name.  
 

I have long respected and honored the privacy of many gay friends and relatives.  You don’t have to leverage who you are for anyone but yourself.  But we all know LGBTQ folks who’ve been with people who’d rather not have anyone know their real sexual/gender preferences.  And I get it.  But this is it.  This is the last stand of a dying regime.  They know the tide is shifting and their way of thinking and legislating and punishing only has another decade or two.  This is the thing before the thing.  If there are people who have dirt on lawmakers who are self-hating LGBTQ folks; this is it.  I’m telling you, this is it.  I know it may cause you personal harm, but what they are planning next will Make what the Church does seem humane by comparison.  Start a blog to out Republican lawmakers and judges.  Release photos, hack dating apps, do something. I know it’s a living nightmare to have to trade your sexual history for just being treated equally as a human being.  But think of the broader community.  They’re not just outlawing medical care, marriage, and civil Rights.  The long game is to claim that the only way to protect society from your perversion is to lock you in a cell.  And that is coming so much sooner than you think.  Prevent it by exposing the people who might end up in there with you.  

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

People this weird and awkward don't get elected president. He makes Romney look like JFK. 

It's good to see that Dukakis's media team is still alive and kicking and now apparently working for a Republican.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a parody DeSantis ad that features three fingers of pudding. 

"I'm Ron DeSantis. And I *lick* approve this tasty message."

The fucking theme song is right fucking there…

”bring us finger pudding, finger pudding, finger pudding”

I’d do the editing and imbedding if I could, but I just learned how to post YouTube videos after like ten years on here. 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm surprised there hasn't been a parody DeSantis ad that features three fingers of pudding. 

"I'm Ron DeSantis. And I *lick* approve this tasty message."

“Three Finger Chocolate Pudding” is a film I would probably watch.

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What if he didn’t use the 3 fingers we are all assuming he used?

 

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What if Ron DeSantis was really early 20th century Chicago Cubs hurler, Mordecai "Three Finger Brownie" Brown?  

And seriously, this site's lack of turn-of-the-last-century obscure, mutilated obscure baseball pitchers from the North is fucking embarrassing.  

But the pudding was brown, right?  

Does meatball have trump sized hands ?

three fingers in A pudding cup doesn’t sound possible 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does meatball have trump sized hands ?

three fingers in A pudding cup doesn’t sound possible 

Maybe it's a B or C cup, then?  

36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What if Ron DeSantis was really early 20th century Chicago Cubs hurler, Mordecai "Three Finger Brownie" Brown?  

And seriously, this site's lack of turn-of-the-last-century obscure, mutilated obscure baseball pitchers from the North is fucking embarrassing.  

But the pudding was brown, right?  

My photoshop skills are ass, my dude.

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20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

His wife is going to kick the bucket and that pushes him into the White House 

He will probably kill her to win the Presidency.

On 3/23/2023 at 10:41 AM, NAVY said:

Florida related rather than Ron… but hilarious 

 

Apparently Holden was not just an opponent

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Trump is going to destroy him

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