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15 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

And his senior year, he answered the question "What if Mossimo and Stussy made a baby behind the Oakley kiosk?"  

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8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And his senior year, he answered the question "What if Mossimo and Stussy made a baby behind the Oakley kiosk?"  

Wait, was he in the cast of Jersey Shore?  Really surprised Trump isn't running with the meatball label, but maybe Puddin Fingers/Boots will get more traction.

Wonder if he was wearing platform shoes in this photo

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Also, why did he look like he was already in his 30s back then?

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm getting a strong false flag vibe here to distract from the pudding fingers ad.

Yeah, kind of odd, but stirring up anger against/for Jews....

 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, was he in the cast of Jersey Shore?  Really surprised Trump isn't running with the meatball label, but maybe Puddin Fingers/Boots will get more traction.

Wonder if he was wearing platform shoes in this photo

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Also, why did he look like he was already in his 30s back then?

Received both an AP American History Award and Princeton Book Review Award--why the hell does Ron hate them so much now?  Did they take the awards back, because he acts slighted.  And he didn't do the National Honor Society any favors by being a past member.  

18 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

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Just look at him, he’s not a president 

they need to get behind noem 

On 4/14/2023 at 7:59 PM, Sawbonz said:

Puddin Fingers Ron… there’ll be nothing left of him 

 

OK, I see Pudding Fingers has already been posted.  Sorry 'bout that.  Also, is it just 12:01am EST and half drunk* me, or does this video vaguely insinuate some "shocker" vibes.  I'm looking at Mrs. D in a new light.

 

* it took me 20 seconds to locate the "*" symbol on the keyboard so I'm all drunk.

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21 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Received both an AP American History Award and Princeton Book Review Award--why the hell does Ron hate them so much now?  Did they take the awards back, because he acts slighted.  And he didn't do the National Honor Society any favors by being a past member.  

Real talk: fuck all this political talk and president stuff.  I want to know who approved that font.  It's worse than Comic Sans or Papyrus.

On 4/14/2023 at 9:37 PM, speed817 said:

 

 

But can he play clay court tennis?

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Has there ever been a candidate as preemptively AstroTurfed as Ron DeSantis? I mean, this guy was coronated as the alternate to Trump years ago because I don’t know why and now everyone is just rolling with it.  It’s kinda sad and pathetic. 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Has there ever been a candidate as preemptively AstroTurfed as Ron DeSantis? I mean, this guy was coronated as the alternate to Trump years ago because I don’t know why and now everyone is just rolling with it.  It’s kinda sad and pathetic. 

Oh there's been plenty of attempts at trying it for other potential candidates, but the folks doing it for DeSantis have actually been lucky/done a decent job.  Makes you wonder.  Clearly something (or somebody) happened to get him into the spotlight even before he ran for Governor.  Don't know if it was his people or some kingmaker, but if it wasn't his people, he's not exactly the most charismatic guy you would want to push.

I talked to somebody who was astroturfing for Rick Perry back in the late 2000s through 2012 (in the run-up to the 2012 primaries), and this was before you had bots on the scale you have now - they actually had a whole lot of actual human beings going in and posting about/defending Perry on various forums (places like Free Republic) and promoting him through social media, etc.  Lots of this stuff is done through dark money as well (they were paid that way).  They made it look as organic as possible, but the cynic in me (not to mention longtime moderator of a large forum at that time) spotted them a mile away, and they admitted to it.  They would stick to their guns no matter what the topic about Perry was, and were basically trying to generate a lot of comments on forums and websites that would rise up in the SEO rankings.

She’s a complete piece of shit and looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

This should be coming soon to Texas, which conveniently won't allow raped women to prove they were raped because of the 18-month backlog on rape kit results.  

Good fucking lord, I thought the whole "look what she's wearing, she was asking for it" thing was dark and disturbed.  Now we're moving to, "Oh c'mon ya' whore, you can't even prove you were raped.  Obviously you wanted it and the baby bump proves it!"  

We are really getting dark in a hurry in the South.  Hope you backwards ass Baptists are happy.  

DeSantis is term-limited so he doesn't give a shit - he has to get that street cred before 2024.

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This should be coming soon to Texas, which conveniently won't allow raped women to prove they were raped because of the 18-month backlog on rape kit results.  

Good fucking lord, I thought the whole "look what she's wearing, she was asking for it" thing was dark and disturbed.  Now we're moving to, "Oh c'mon ya' whore, you can't even prove you were raped.  Obviously you wanted it and the baby bump proves it!"  

We are really getting dark in a hurry in the South.  Hope you backwards ass Baptists are happy.  

Well we are the state of if "it's happening might as well relax and enjoy it". 

Meatball Ron hits back

 

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

This is political suicide IF and ONLY IF the republicans don't fully commit to their fascist heel turn and seize control of elections. You know, sort of like what we're seeing happen here in Texas 

On 4/14/2023 at 8:53 PM, YGIFS said:

And his senior year, he answered the question "What if Mossimo and Stussy made a baby behind the Oakley kiosk?"  

"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

 

All deSantis needs are some concert tickets and a piano key necktie and he’s Mike Damone from Ridgemont High.  
 

we could call him Struddle Ron?

So now Meatball is threatening to build a state prison on land next to WDW. What a petty little toddler he is. He's also going to work on forcing WDW to have state inspections any time a guest gets hurt on a ride. Previously, no theme parks in Florida had to worry about that. 

 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So now Meatball is threatening to build a state prison on land next to WDW. What a petty little toddler he is. He's also going to work on forcing WDW to have state inspections any time a guest gets hurt on a ride. Previously, no theme parks in Florida had to worry about that. 

 

Trump: “interesting that meatball Ron wants his branch to inspect Disney rides for proper height safety requirements when he’s not ‘this tall’ to ride most of them!  Maybe the teacups or it’s a small world, Ronnie?”

it’s amazing the minefield DeSantis is walking himself into.  This is playing out a lot faster than I thought.  

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

it’s amazing the minefield DeSantis is walking himself into.  This is playing out a lot faster than I thought.  

That's how fascism tends to go

On 4/14/2023 at 8:53 PM, YGIFS said:

And his senior year, he answered the question "What if Mossimo and Stussy made a baby behind the Oakley kiosk?"  

That dude definitely went to Benjamin's and bought all of their Yaga stickers for his car.

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

Meatball Ron hits back

 

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Is Gadzooks going under what made him turn towards fascism??

I already knew that desantis was a petty man with deep mental, but he’s showing it for everyone to see 

I can't wait for the next Trump ad on this. Meatball Ron keeps showing he's not ready for prime time. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I already knew that desantis was a petty man with deep mental, but he’s showing it for everyone to see 

Yep.  Dude had a clear path forward to pull in a lot of Republicans who privately were not fond of Trump, but holy fuck he's showing he's a mental midget and anti-business as hell.

Edit: And for somebody who wants to run for a nation-wide office, this is the last thing you need to be doing, because it's going to get people out to vote against you, and it's going to make people who would normally be on your team think "dude, you're not supposed to do this openly".

And Trump as a developer, even if he doesn't like Disney, this is the kind of shit from a governor that he hates.

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

So now Meatball is threatening to build a state prison on land next to WDW. What a petty little toddler he is. He's also going to work on forcing WDW to have state inspections any time a guest gets hurt on a ride. Previously, no theme parks in Florida had to worry about that. 

 

Do you think anyone would not go because there’s a prison nearby?  He would lose that PR battle in a landslide.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Do you think anyone would not go because there’s a prison nearby?  He would lose that PR battle in a landslide.

It's a great way to piss off a lot of parents as well.  A lot.

I know people who have Ivy League degrees can be real dumbasses and out-of-touch, but holy shit he is fucking losing this battle and won't stop shooting at what little of his dick remains.

Hell, the motherfucker got married at Disney 13 years ago.  It's not like they changed radically in that time.

11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Do you think anyone would not go because there’s a prison nearby?  He would lose that PR battle in a landslide.

Maybe he can bus pedophiles into Disney itself.  To, you know, really show them who the boss is.

On 4/14/2023 at 8:37 PM, speed817 said:

 

 

Does he look younger now than he did in High School?

On 4/14/2023 at 11:51 AM, YGIFS said:

I'm sure the answer is quite obvious, but did an Italian-American ever get a major party nomination for POTUS?  I can't think of one, but I'm sure it's happened.  

Well, Sinatra ran the country for a while. No, he didn't go through the "usual" channels, you're right about that. But you must agree that he left the USA a better place.

I just realized two things about Ron:

-When y'all type "DeSantis is a Piece of Shit", I'm now reading it in Letterkenny accent when they say "McMurray's a Piece of Shit!"

-It appears that at least since high school up until know, DeSantis has been purposely shaving lines into his left eyebrow to look like Luke Perry from his favorite show growing up, "Beverly Hills: 90210"

32 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe he can bus pedophiles into Disney itself.  To, you know, really show them who the boss is.

I think they’re already there 

Meatball is playing it up for the primary and failing 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meatball is playing it up for the primary and failing 

He's going to win the primary and think he's a genius.

Then the general is going to come and ol' man Biden will stomp him into oblivion.

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Meatball is playing it up for the primary and failing 

It's like he doesn't even realize tens of millions of families go there ever year, and his threatening to put in a prison next door.....is next level stupidity.  It's almost something that Trump would do, except Trump is a developer and understands property values a tiny bit.

It's like he doesn't even realize tens of millions of families go there ever year, and his threatening to put in a prison next door.....is next level stupidity.  It's almost something that Trump would do, except Trump is a developer and understands property values a tiny bit.
Millions of visitors from around the world... and their image of his state outside of WDW will be a prison. Genius.
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