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#4651
2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Nice one, Karen.

I didn't call you a cunt because you are a woman. I don't know how you identify. And don't care. I called you a cunt because you were acting like one. Men can be cunts too. Look at some of your fellow posters, who are yapping at me for attention like one of those damn rat dogs. Take it for what it is.

Wow. That was beautiful and so touching. It really was. And if I hadn't heard some version of the same whiny, mealy mouth 'they all racists' so many times I've lost count, I might take you seriously. So who wrote that for you? Rev Al, Roland, Kendi, Elie? Doesn't matter, you all serve the same massa.

 

And what's the point of coming here and regurgitating the same shit about Republicans that you and the other 99 posters in front of me have said? Unless I reply to a post arguing differently then I don't need to qualify my thoughts so you or anyone can feel better. 

 

And you are a soft-serve negro. When a senile old fool tells you some bullshit like 'they're going to put you back in chains' or 'jim crowe 2.0, you slurp it. Without any thought as to how the hell is that actually going to happen. You're his perfect patsy.

Once again, I don’t know what “soft-serve” means. You just completely made it up. Otherwise, you yourself are a “soft-serve negro” who pulls the lever for people who tell you who they are when it comes to minorities. You, a minority, don’t seem to give a shit. That’s your life. It’s odd to me that you, a Black man, get a kick out of telling other Blacks who are Dems that they “serve the same massa” or are “soft-serve negroes” when that’s exactly the same thing that can be said about you and how your party views you. Do you not understand this? Or maybe you do and you just don’t care. Or maybe you’re the “I’m a black republican and other blacks who aren’t republican are beneath me and are ghetto and I don’t want to be associated with that trash” type Black radical R? (Which, for those wondering, that type of mentality, the “don’t think of me as that trash minority I’m different” is what some Blacks and Latinos on the R view as their justification for being part of the radical r’s.)

You haven’t said you’re against voter suppression happening in Black/Latin areas of the country. You haven’t said you’re against book banning that ya boy Desantis (who is bought and paid for by DeVos) is doing regarding gay books at the high school level. It’s high school—they are old enough to have a job but not old enough to read about who they are as a person? Fuck outta here with that shit. You haven’t said anything about people in your party who think trump is currently the real president and Biden is being propped up by AI and robots. Not a word about calling Black votes/voters fraudulent when their votes are 100% legal in every facet. You don’t give a shit about your party weaponizing a theory to say that anything diversity should be marked as illegal. There hasnt’ been a peep out of you when Dems win legitimate elections and because radical r’s keep losing, they start closing polling places, have presidential platforms saying you can only vote starting at age 25, and have plans to close polling places on college campus. So tell me, who’s the “soft-serve negro” again? 

I wrote the original post myself, without coffee by the way. I don’t need you to qualify your thoughts. Your “soft-serve” ass already did that based on your immediate belief that 1 thing that happened 30 years ago (which you clearly didn’t rEaD tHe BiLL) means Biden is a racist now and any Black person (well 87% of the Black electorate) are now “soft serve negros.” I can’t speak for other Black deans, but I’m not yapping up any and everything Joe or D’s have said. I’ve criticized them plenty both on this website and on Shaggy. What I haven’t done, though, is support a politician and radical party that calls Black politicians “aggressive” (which is a trope that gets Black men killed and has been for centuries), I haven’t supported a radical party that allows its members to speak at white nationalist events without repercussions, I haven’t supported a radical party that openly and explicitly states diversity is bad and is discriminatory against Whites. 

I’m not sure what you’re angry about. You’re definitely showing based on your posting that you have something internally you need to talk through. If it helps to talk with your radical republican friends, go do that. But what I suggest you stop doing is believing that Biden is some huge racist for something 30 years ago when the very recpublican politicans you support are being racist now—today—openly—through their votes, policies, and rhetoric and YOU SUPPORT THAT. You need to own up to it or you’re just confirming you’re like all the other radical republicans—a fucking hypocrite. 

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#4652

Who is ‘they’ ?

This guy wants to run for president on a platform of “not allowing pronouns.” Beyond idiotic.

 

#4653
31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He's so scared to lose this.

NEW: The DeSantis legal team has filed a motion to disqualify Chief Judge Mark E Walker in the case vs. Disney.

 

Nope, nothing fascist about that.

#4654
24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who is ‘they’ ?

This guy wants to run for president on a platform of “not allowing pronouns.” Beyond idiotic.

 

Overusing the generic "They" in a soundbite condemning pronoun usage for non-binary genders is peak irony.  

 

#4655
Did he just wipe his snot on the guy’s shirt sitting in a wheelchair?

 

#4656
41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
Did he just wipe his snot on the guy’s shirt sitting in a wheelchair?

 

Poor guy probably ended up with more pudding on this shirt than snot...

But I digress - I really had no idea someone could make me root for Trump, even in the slightest...but I have to admit I can't wait to see meatball in a debate vs Trump.  Must see TV.  

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#4658
Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

DeSantis gives off Judge Smails vibes especially when he’s laughing.


He’s just fucking weird 

#4660
6 hours ago, mdmost said:

He's so scared to lose this.

NEW: The DeSantis legal team has filed a motion to disqualify Chief Judge Mark E Walker in the case vs. Disney.

 


he’s breaking the law. He went after Disney for publicly saying the don’t like ‘don’t say gay’ 

he weaponized the power of the state for his gain 

#4661

Brothahorn is a cuck in the sense that he's part of a relationship where his partner doesn't respect him.

#4662

Meatball going to Meatball …

From day one DeSantis has been trying to copy the Trump playbook without understanding it.The Trump playbook is fairly useless to begin with, given that it led to Trump losing in 2020 by seven million votes.But DeSantis can't even replicate Trump's limited success with it.

 

#4663
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s breaking the law. He went after Disney for publicly saying the don’t like ‘don’t say gay’ 

he weaponized the power of the state for his gain 

And he wears lifts/heels because he's sensitive about his height. Anybody that insecure has no business being running for a major office.

#4665
And he wears lifts/heels because he's sensitive about his height. Anybody that insecure has no business being running for a major office.

This is him today lol

Desantis’s high-heels, accompanied by Ron Desantis, today in NH.
#4667
Probably Tecovas boots !!
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Wouldn’t surprise me. And I know it’s funny because he’s short, but those are likely just “walking heels” because he said, need cowboys boots!! Someone working towards lifts would be better off with a thick crepe sole to help instead of just flat leathers.

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#4668
21 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Nice one, Karen.

I didn't call you a cunt because you are a woman. I don't know how you identify. And don't care. I called you a cunt because you were acting like one. Men can be cunts too. Look at some of your fellow posters, who are yapping at me for attention like one of those damn rat dogs. Take it for what it is.

Wow. That was beautiful and so touching. It really was. And if I hadn't heard some version of the same whiny, mealy mouth 'they all racists' so many times I've lost count, I might take you seriously. So who wrote that for you? Rev Al, Roland, Kendi, Elie? Doesn't matter, you all serve the same massa.

 

And what's the point of coming here and regurgitating the same shit about Republicans that you and the other 99 posters in front of me have said? Unless I reply to a post arguing differently then I don't need to qualify my thoughts so you or anyone can feel better. 

 

And you are a soft-serve negro. When a senile old fool tells you some bullshit like 'they're going to put you back in chains' or 'jim crowe 2.0, you slurp it. Without any thought as to how the hell is that actually going to happen. You're his perfect patsy.

So, in summation, Pancho gave you reasons, a few--there are a lot more, but ones that he expounded on and your reply is to use no actual supporting argument except to hurl  massa and soft serve insults?  This is weak, and lazy.  Low hanging fruit is mindless insulting.  Either do better or sit this one out until you can.  

If you supported Trump but can't support Biden from what you believe is a racist slight 30 years ago, what are your thoughts on the Central Park Five? Think Donald spoke his mind on them at length-seems to have a lot to say about minorities in general, just have to listen.  But if your reply is more name calling because there's no defense for actual racism, spare the board empty tantrums.  Candice Owens gets paid to play a minority prop for semi veiled oppression.  What's your excuse?    

#4669
23 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Nice one, Karen.I didn't call you a cunt because you are a woman. I don't know how you identify.

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This just in…..sources say most women self-identify as female.

#4672

Beautiful. This ‘college’ is fuuuucked 

As Dr. Scott Atlas gives the commencement address at New College tonight after Desantis’s right-wing takeover, graduates turn their back to him and yell, “Wrap it up!” https://t.co/8grkdN4pi4

 

#4673

That was the top public liberal arts college in the country not counting the military academies. 
 

morons

#4674

Most commencement speakers should get that treatment. I sat through one from a state attorney general yesterday. He seemed reasonably at least half self aware. And kept it short. 

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#4675
6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Most commencement speakers should get that treatment. I sat through one from a state attorney general yesterday. He seemed reasonably at least half self aware. And kept it short. 

Was this for your University of Austin (Dallas) Forbidden Courses Certificate?

#4676
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Was this for your University of Austin (Dallas) Forbidden Courses Certificate?

Nah. I don’t need nor seek any additional academic regalia. All mine come from UT-Austin. But there are shops in every state that push out more entirely worthless lawyers. It’s a whole industry. 

#4677
7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nah. I don’t need nor seek any additional academic regalia. All mine come from UT-Austin. But there are shops in every state that push out more entirely worthless lawyers. It’s a whole industry. 

Don't worry, the way things are going here, UT will be issuing phrenology degrees soon enough. 

#4678
10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don't worry, the way things are going here, UT will be issuing phrenology degrees soon enough. 

You could maybe serve some time on your colleges various advisory committees if you were that worried. Phrenology would probably roll up under their field after all.  

#4679

After watching that video, is like phoenix school shit. Cause that’s what it looks like. Congrats Florida.  

#4680
9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You could maybe serve some time on your colleges various advisory committees if you were that worried. Phrenology would probably roll up under their field after all.  

It’s fairly hard to be truly influential on an advisory committee.  Course loads are maxed out, what to trade for what else, etc?  The real lingua franca is, of course, money.  Luckily, my employer let me bring it by the bushel.  So one can influence by funding labs or partnering in research, but the philosophy of the dept/school/college is not really up for debate.  Because we were all satisfied with said philosophy, for one thing.  But mainly the dept chairs and deans held that subject ferociously close.  I imagine a river of faculty exits would occur by the time we get to establishing phrenology programs.  Yet we have an associated school that is little more than that, right now.  
 

I wouldn’t think holding the money back would count against the pols.  If UT destruction is their aim, defunding works for them, too.

#4681
41 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

The real lingua franca is, of course, money.  

Bottom line is the bottom line. 

#4682
42 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

 I imagine a river of faculty exits would occur by the time we get to establishing phrenology programs.  Yet we have an associated school that is little more than that, right now.  

What is the second part referring to? 

#4683

That Austin University or whatever the conservatives are setting up.   Not a real affiliate, but presumed so by an ignorant public.

#4684
2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

That Austin University or whatever the conservatives are setting up.   Not a real affiliate, but presumed so by an ignorant public.

Oh. Right. Not in any way associated or affiliated. 

#4685

Well of course it's not affiliated with Texas.  It's Austin University.  In Austin, Massachusetts.  That's what I said. 

#4686
4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You could maybe serve some time on your colleges various advisory committees if you were that worried. Phrenology would probably roll up under their field after all.  

I really like Dean Poloyac and have considered serving on his advisory council.  They are great ways to get engaged, influence change, and not be Ron DeSantis.

#4687

I want to apologize @Pancho, for making it personal.  We don't have to agree politically but I should not have made it personal. We can just agree to disagree and move on. I don't want people to think we as black men can't have civil conversations. I don't want people to think that we as men can't have disagreements. I can and should have done better. 

We can and do have them all the time. My conversations with you are no different than the ones I had with family. But that was family and private.  So if for some crazy ass reason, you called me for a ride, I would come get you. I'm gonna talk shit, but I'm coming.  I shouldn't have taken it to that level. And for that, I apologize.  And I'm fine if you don't accept my apology. It's all good. I wish you nothing but the best going forward., champ.

 

 My oldest is hosting a campout and they are arguing about trivial kid shit.  So as I am trying to give him/them advice, I need to listen to my own words.

 

Now with that being said, all you lap dogs, who are quoting me or responding to some shit from 2-3 days ago, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I said what I said and your flip-flopping (you know who you are) is not going to change my mind or matter to me. And I would expect the same from you if it was me doing it. So don't waste your time but more importantly, don't waste my time. Be like @mdmost or @Bozo_Casanova ignore it and/or move the fuck on. 

 

Ron DeSantis 2024. That's for you @PenelopeWitherspoon

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#4689
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I really like Dean Poloyac and have considered serving on his advisory council.  They are great ways to get engaged, influence change, and not be Ron DeSantis.

Knew his predecessor well. Haven’t really a read on this one. 

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#4691
57 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I want to apologize @Pancho, for making it personal.  We don't have to agree politically but I should not have made it personal. We can just agree to disagree and move on. I don't want people to think we as black men can't have civil conversations. I don't want people to think that we as men can't have disagreements. I can and should have done better. 

We can and do have them all the time. My conversations with you are no different than the ones I had with family. But that was family and private.  So if for some crazy ass reason, you called me for a ride, I would come get you. I'm gonna talk shit, but I'm coming.  I shouldn't have taken it to that level. And for that, I apologize.  And I'm fine if you don't accept my apology. It's all good. I wish you nothing but the best going forward., champ.

 

 My oldest is hosting a campout and they are arguing about trivial kid shit.  So as I am trying to give him/them advice, I need to listen to my own words.

 

Now with that being said, all you lap dogs, who are quoting me or responding to some shit from 2-3 days ago, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I said what I said and your flip-flopping (you know who you are) is not going to change my mind or matter to me. And I would expect the same from you if it was me doing it. So don't waste your time but more importantly, don't waste my time. Be like @mdmost or @Bozo_Casanova ignore it and/or move the fuck on. 

 

Ron DeSantis 2024. That's for you @PenelopeWitherspoon

You need help.

#4695
54 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:
That was a soft serve apology.

But he said he'd give him a ride.

Anyone on Surly can get a free ride but @PenelopeWitherspoon. That trifling heifer is on her own. 

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I would Groverat spend the night and indoctrinate my kids before I let that heifer darken my doorstep,

 

 

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#4696
1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

That was a soft serve apology.

Never really been a fan of soft serve, but I do like a Dairy Queen dipped cone now and then

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#4697

If this is what having Jesus in someone’s life is like, then no thanks. 

#4698
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

You need Jesus.

He's too busy stopping mass shootings, at least I think that's what all the thoughts and prayers are for.

#4699

Continuing to believe that Democrats spend more than Republicans, despite the stats of the past fifty years, is weird.
 

Steering toward the thread topic:

 

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#4700
I want to apologize [mention=2292]Pancho[/mention], for making it personal.  We don't have to agree politically but I should not have made it personal. We can just agree to disagree and move on. I don't want people to think we as black men can't have civil conversations. I don't want people to think that we as men can't have disagreements. I can and should have done better. 
We can and do have them all the time. My conversations with you are no different than the ones I had with family. But that was family and private.  So if for some crazy ass reason, you called me for a ride, I would come get you. I'm gonna talk shit, but I'm coming.  I shouldn't have taken it to that level. And for that, I apologize.  And I'm fine if you don't accept my apology. It's all good. I wish you nothing but the best going forward., champ.
 
 My oldest is hosting a campout and they are arguing about trivial kid shit.  So as I am trying to give him/them advice, I need to listen to my own words.
 
Now with that being said, all you lap dogs, who are quoting me or responding to some shit from 2-3 days ago, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I said what I said and your flip-flopping (you know who you are) is not going to change my mind or matter to me. And I would expect the same from you if it was me doing it. So don't waste your time but more importantly, don't waste my time. Be like [mention=140]mdmost[/mention] or [mention=1259]Bozo_Casanova[/mention] ignore it and/or move the fuck on. 
 
Ron DeSantis 2024. That's for you [mention=550]PenelopeWitherspoon[/mention]
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