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so pretty much....buy Visa and Amex stock?

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You gotta be some kind of world class jackoff artist/degenerate if the free catalog on that site does not suffice. My apologies in advance to any subscribers I may offend with this comment

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You gotta be some kind of world class jackoff artist/degenerate if the free catalog on that site does not suffice. My apologies in advance to any subscribers I may offend with this comment

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This seems inconsistent with his attacks against social media platforms for moderating content their users post.

34 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

so pretty much....buy Visa and Amex stock?

I was gonna short master, bu then I remembered that was my pornhub user name as well as my preferred tags on videos.  

In related news, the level of credit card debt for Baptist ministers is due to make a long needed decline. Unless hookers start accepting credit cards...

40 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You gotta be some kind of world class jackoff artist/degenerate if the free catalog on that site does not suffice. My apologies in advance to any subscribers I may offend with this comment

No man, they just the credit card to verify your age.  

It's interesting that MC/Visa are taking this stance due to illegally uploaded/abusive porn, especially when facebook has it's own little community of groomers and abusers that they still struggle with

If pornhub can demonstrate that they were taking action as quickly as possible and acting in good faith just like FB did/does, they may have a suit to challenge the new policy

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m too lazy to go back and check for the exact figure, but the New York Times article that set off this firestorm said Facebook had something like 15,000 moderators reviewing what is posted and Pornhub only had like 100 or some other really small number.  The gist of it was that it’s basically mathematically impossible for them to actually be policing the site given how few resources they devote to that.

Per my link, on facebook alone they removed 12 million instance of child sexual abuse in just the 3rd QUARTER of 2019. I doubt FB is fully policing their site either. I can see pornhub using litigation to force MC to justify the difference of policy in concrete terms, especially if pornhub can prove they consistently acted in good faith and remove offending content as soon as they became aware of it

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m too lazy to go back and check for the exact figure, but the New York Times article that set off this firestorm said Facebook had something like 15,000 moderators reviewing what is posted and Pornhub only had like 100 or some other really small number.  The gist of it was that it’s basically mathematically impossible for them to actually be policing the site given how few resources they devote to that.

Could this be a work from home positiion?

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50 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place.

Take that to the Unpopular Opinions thread.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

then where would you mother work?

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

you have over 17,000 posts on this website

Edited by strangulation!

12 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

you have over 17,000 posts on this website

And the world would be better if none of them existed.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go off half-cocked here.

1 minute ago, smuggs said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go off half-cocked here.

Yep just a bit premature I'd say with this kind of pull out...

I had no issues with using OPs MasterCard this morning on pornhub. 

Two things I've never paid for:

Pussy

Porn

 

I'm much more likely to pay for the former. As in, there exists a non-zero chance, unlike the latter.

27 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

And the world would be better if none of them existed.

The man makes a sound argument.

Can someone explain to me though why this is a Cloak Room issue?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 things I've never paid for:

Pussy

 

 

 

Oh, you've paid for it... maybe not with actual cash... but you've paid... you've paid...

Edited by Onboard 2.0

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oh, you've paid for it... maybe not with actual cash... but you've paid... you've paid...

You've got me there.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can someone explain to me though why this is a Cloak Room issue?

Something something Hunter Biden 

If you've never paid for it, you've never had it. 

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can someone explain to me though why this is a Cloak Room issue?

Learn Gil Bang

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You've got me there.

You're not alone brah.....

And the world would be better if none of them existed.
I hate the times I end up agreeing with you...
2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

 

54 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

you have over 17,000 posts on this website

 

41 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

And the world would be better if none of them existed.

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26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Two things I've never paid for:

Pussy

Porn

 

I'm much more likely to pay for the former. As in, there exists a non-zero chance, unlike the latter.

You never gone on a date with a female?  You never bought a gal a gift?  Because if you have, then you have paid for pussy. 

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

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Edited by Francisco 2.0

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

If all these porn sites were shut down tomorrow the world would become an instantly better place. Same for pretty much all social media.

There would be a lot more angry trumpkins around if there was no porn to masterbate to as a distraction from outrage.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

There would be a lot more angry trumpkins around if there was no porn to masturbate to as a distraction from outrage.

There's always Parler, brah. 

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

You gotta be some kind of world class jackoff artist/degenerate if the free catalog on that site does not suffice. My apologies in advance to any subscribers I may offend with this comment

Seriously.  People pay for porn?  I can go down some deep and dark rabbit holes for free.

43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

There would be a lot more angry trumpkins around if there was no porn to masterbate to as a distraction from outrage.

Yeah cause democrats just jack off while on Zoom calls, or Tindering underage girls.  

12 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah cause democrats just jack off while on Zoom calls, or Tindering underage girls.  

Just as God intended.

I was never really a fan of Mastercards content

Edited by Neonmoon

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Just as God intended.

You really are heavy into mythology...

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

You gotta be some kind of world class jackoff artist/degenerate if the free catalog on that site does not suffice. My apologies in advance to any subscribers I may offend with this comment

At four minutes per session it would take me 377 lifetimes to get through the free content. 

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Can someone explain to me though why this is a Cloak Room issue?

Porn politics of sex crimes and revenge porn not going away.

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Seriously.  People pay for porn?  I can go down some deep and dark rabbit holes for free.

Rabbit hole porn, eh? You just gave some Aggies an idea.

4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah cause democrats just jack off while on Zoom calls, or Tindering underage girls.  

Did you really need to CR a harmless masturbatory pornhub thread?  Is nothing sacred anymore?

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Did you really need to CR a harmless masturbatory pornhub thread?  Is nothing sacred anymore?

Umm, I'm sorry. I was responding to a post that said the same thing only his was about republicans, that was cool right, no CR there right ?

46 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Rabbit hole porn, eh? You just gave some Aggies an idea.

Aggies way ahead of you. They opened the rabbit titty bar Cottontailz some time ago.

46 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Umm, I'm sorry. I was responding to a post that said the same thing only his was about republicans, that was cool right, no CR there right ?

Mea culpa.  I didn't see what you were responding to.  I saw someone else quote your response and requoted it.  

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Seriously.  People pay for porn?  I can go down some deep and dark rabbit holes for free.

First Playboy I ever bought was in May of 1978.  Free porn is an internet thing.

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Two things I've never paid for:

Pussy

Porn

 

I'm much more likely to pay for the former. As in, there exists a non-zero chance, unlike the latter.

"First lesson I learned when I came to Nashville was there's no such thing as free pussy or safe drugs." -- Tom T Hall

 

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