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Congrats on your daughter getting plowed!

So you're saying your daughter likes to fuck.....

Congratulations

28 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Congrats on your daughter getting plowed!

Yeah.  About that.

Congrats bro.  Glad you get to be a grandfather first.  I'm far from ready for that.

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Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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so it was a do-it-yourself plowing...

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3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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That was gonna be my question.  Now I know. 

For those with questions, this process involves scissoring and pouring a pint of jizz inbetwixt them

So she's into 3 somes? Who's the lucky guy? Did he dump in both of them or just one and then let them play with it while he sat back, ate a sandwich and watched?

Inquiring minds want to know...

On 12/13/2020 at 12:07 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

 

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Being a grandparent in one of the great experiences in life.

On 12/13/2020 at 12:42 PM, Surly Bevo said:

So you're saying your daughter likes to fuck.....

Congratulations

I would like to point out that nothing about the plot twist changes my post....

On 12/13/2020 at 11:54 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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So, when is her episode of Maury airing?

Oh, congrats!!

Sounds like they put that turkey baster they got on sale before Thanksgiving to good use.
(I hope you didn't have Turkey at their house at Thanksgiving)

I'm very happy for Jameslaw.   

And this thread didn't disappoint. 

4 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Did he dump in both of them or just one and then let them play with it while he sat back, ate a sandwich and watched?

I laughed at this response way more than I should have. 

On 12/13/2020 at 12:54 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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On 12/13/2020 at 12:54 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....

 

My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....

 

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Ummmm.....So there's this thing.....
 
My daughter isn't pregnant, her wife  is....
 
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If you live in West Virginia I have this figured out.

Are you really gramps though if your daughter's wife is the one that's pregnant?  I guess it's like an adopted grandkid.

Congrats either way!

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On 12/13/2020 at 1:07 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

 

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CONGRATS man!! my granddaughter is 18 months old (my first). Its the coolest thing in the world being a grandpa! 

So happy for you and your family.

My wife and I are close friends with a couple - one gal lost a few pregancies so it eventually became her wife's turn to try, and they have a beautiful 1 yr old daughter.

So. . .coin flip or did your DIL just have a 4 star uterus?

1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

Are you really gramps though if your daughter's wife is the one that's pregnant?  I guess it's like an adopted grandkid.

Congrats either way!

What the fuck dude.  My son's wife was the one that was pregnant.  Is my grandkid "adopted"? 

On 12/14/2020 at 9:14 PM, Stunns38 said:

So, when is her episode of Maury airing?

Oh, congrats!!

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What the fuck dude.  My son's wife was the one that was pregnant.  Is my grandkid "adopted"? 

I think he’s talking about there not being a generic connection. Still silly though
3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

So happy for you and your family.

My wife and I are close friends with a couple - one gal lost a few pregancies so it eventually became her wife's turn to try, and they have a beautiful 1 yr old daughter.

So. . .coin flip or did your DIL just have a 4 star uterus?

I sold a home to a lesbian couple.  One of them had delivered a baby, and now the other was planning on a pregnancy as soon as they got settled into the new house.   I was shocked that they didn't ask me to be the sperm donor.  I'm quite the specimen.   I don't understand what happened.   

I was planning on turning them down when they asked, FWIW. 

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16 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Y'all would be surprised at how common this perception is and the backhanded compliments that come with it...

 

Congrats OP

This thread has delivered with LULZ. Fully what I was expecting, so I was cool with the jokes on here. But, I have had a few backhanded comments and outright "WTF" moments with people in real life. And that sucks

18 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

This thread has delivered with LULZ. Fully what I was expecting, so I was cool with the jokes on here. But, I have had a few backhanded comments and outright "WTF" moments with people in real life. And that sucks

I like Gil’s perspective a few posts up.  As an adoptee, I completely agree that ‘relationship is the same as ‘blood’ relatives.  My mom would slap a hairlip on someone suggesting my kids are somehow not ‘really’ her grandkids. 
 

Congratulations!!!

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On 12/16/2020 at 6:57 PM, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck dude.  My son's wife was the one that was pregnant.  Is my grandkid "adopted"?

Skipped biology 101, huh?

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What the fuck dude.  My son's wife was the one that was pregnant.  Is my grandkid "adopted"? 

It depends. Who did she have sex with?

Conceived in 2020, tho...so possibly spawn of Satan.

On 1/1/2021 at 10:43 AM, DougO said:

Conceived in 2020, tho...so possibly spawn of Satan.

I've got one of those.....4 weeks, jury is still out.

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