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Everybody's firing coaches but our dysfunctional clusterfuck @ Bellmont 

Whee!

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Everybody's firing coaches but our dysfunctional clusterfuck @ Bellmont 

Whee!

Dude we just blew out KSU! What more do you want?!!

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dude we just blew out KSU! What more do you want?!!

A corch who doesn't turtle in games against TCU and ISU, for starters. A better record than 1-4 against OU would also be desirable. 

Just now, Scooter Monzingo said:

What was Lovie’s buyout?

Two zig zags and a colt45

No wonder we put the statement out on Herman.  CDC was worried someone would swoop in and steal him from us.  Maybe an extension will be announced soon.

It's too bad. Lovie succeeding at Illinois would've been a great story. He didn't really seem to be a good candidate to succeed in college but you had to figure that his NFL experience would open the door to every recruit. He'd at least get an audience. 

I saw an article at the CBS Sports CFB page that said Luke Fickell was one of the coaches under consideration to replace Lovie. Lol. Like he'd take that job in a million years. 

Everybody's firing coaches but our dysfunctional clusterfuck @ Bellmont 
Whee!
DoN't WoRrY! cRysTaLCoNtE's GoT iT uNdEr CoNtRoL!
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's too bad. Lovie succeeding at Illinois would've been a great story. He didn't really seem to be a good candidate to succeed in college but you had to figure that his NFL experience would open the door to every recruit. He'd at least get an audience. 

I saw an article at the CBS Sports CFB page that said Luke Fickell was one of the coaches under consideration to replace Lovie. Lol. Like he'd take that job in a million years. 

Isn't Illinois usually a better football team than Indiana?  There might be a little cross border envy going on, too.

35 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Isn't Illinois usually a better football team than Indiana?  There might be a little cross border envy going on, too.

Illinois and Indiana are the teams the other Big 10 teams schedule for their Home Coming games.  
 

Their last 9 win season was 2007.  Their last 10 win season was 2001.  10 wins is the most they have ever had in a season.  Since 1892 they have had 4 10 win seasons.  Maybe Lovie needed to be replaced, but I am not sure what their performance expectations are.

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

Illinois and Indiana are the teams the other Big 10 teams schedule for their Home Coming games.  
 

Their last 9 win season was 2007.  Their last 10 win season was 2001.  10 wins is the most they have ever had in a season.  Since 1892 they have had 4 10 win seasons.  Maybe Lovie needed to be replaced, but I am not sure what their performance expectations are.

Yeah their peak in my lifetime was under Mackovic, and I am an old. 

Two of John Mackovics last three jobs are open...
Can we please make it 3 for 3?

PLEASE....

Seems like only yesterday, Lovie was trying to buy Texas players, and now he's looking for his next meal ticket.  Lovie, Illinois was never going to turn it around.   They are who you thought they were, and they just let you off the hook.   

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Two of John Mackovics last three jobs are open...

Are you saying we are looking for the trifecta. P1

I just don’t understand how these schools can be so stupid. 
How can you fire a coach with no backfill identified and before NSD1?

Insanity. 

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Two of John Mackovics last three jobs are open...

Pos rep for the solid observation.  Wish his third spot was open as well.  

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

I just don’t understand how these schools can be so stupid. 
How can you fire a coach with no backfill identified and before NSD1?

Insanity. 

They just wish they had the class and dignity of Texas. The longer you stretch out and delay firing your coach the more class and dignity points you get. When we finally do fire him the whole country will gasp in awe and astonishment and exclaim "see? They do things right in Texas, everyone should fire their coach like that." And from that day forward every time another AD sees CDC they will give him a high five for the inspirational management and leadership he has shown through this process.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

The longer you stretch out and delay firing your coach the more class and dignity points you get.

and then you really have to top it off with a dispiriting, third-choice type of hire

I think the biggest mistake we made with Tom Herman was, we went after a hot commodity. That was really unbecoming and we're reaping what we sowed. 

How about Dino Babers, how's he grab you guys?

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I think the biggest mistake we made with Tom Herman was, we went after a hot commodity.

The biggest mistake made with Turtle was the extension that CDC is now trying to distance himself from through his minions in the Texas media.  That extension more than justifies the immediate termination of CDC.  

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Fat. Fucking. Retard. Illinois. Football.

 

  • texifornia changed the title to Illinois fires Lovie Smith, hires Bret Bielema
12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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6 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

and a fucking retard

And he probably ate some dicks last night. 

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Gonna be a lot of happy restaurant owners when Illinois reopens indoor dining

Wurst sales breaking records!

Had COVID not shut down the buffets, this guy would have. What a bloated tool.

Well played Bert, you stupid fat fuck. Leaves the best team in the Big 10 West after 3 rose bowls because he felt the need to "spread his wings" which must be code for getting fat. now he's back in the Big 10 West signing on with basically the worst team. 

This link is great because you can see bert's mass and hence gravitational force increase year by year. He's heading towards Mangino territory. 

https://madison.com/wsj/sports/college/football/college-football-the-rise-and-fall-of-bret-bielema/collection_9261b19c-7f55-5927-bae2-8e15542fe31d.html#1

Also no bert thread is complete without 

Jen-Bielema-bikini.jpg 

 

Edited by Blotto

I like Illinois football so it’s a pity I will have to root against them now. 

And at that price (4.2M), they could have gotten a lot of other coaches. 

Edited by Newy25

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Gonna be a lot of happy restaurant owners when Illinois reopens indoor dining

Unless they own buffets, in which case they're screwed.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is amazing! College football is better with Bert in it!

Would you say it is borderline erotic?  

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

 Also no bert thread is complete without 

Jen-Bielema-bikini.jpg 

 

The hipless wonder

Illinois just hit the 2fer...they get two bret's for the price of one

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