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Amazing how he was the coveted QB recruit we stole from BlowU and Casey was just a bonus fuck you to the gooners in the same class.

If you had told me in 2018 Cam would transfer out before spending a year on the 40 and Casey would still be here in 2021 as our starting QB, I'd ask "where did you get your shrooms, and is it a good trip in spite of being weird?"

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3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Amazing how he was the coveted QB recruit we stole from BlowU and Casey was just a bonus fuck you to the gooners in the same class.

If you had told me in 2018 Cam would transfer out before spending a year on the 40 and Casey would still be here in 2021 as our starting QB, I'd ask "where did you get your shrooms, and is it a good trip in spite of being weird?"

If you told me in 2009 we’d be wandering the wilderness for the next 12 seasons, be TCU’s bitch and only play for 1 Big 12 championship under 4 diff head coaches in those 12 years, I’d assume you got lost in the Amazon and stumbled upon some plant no human has ever seen and you ate it. 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If you told me in 2009 we’d be wandering the wilderness for the next 12 seasons, be TCU’s bitch and only play for 1 Big 12 championship under 4 diff head coaches in those 12 years, I’d assume you got lost in the Amazon and stumbled upon some plant no human has ever seen and you ate it. 

And not make it to the 2nd weekend in March madness for 10 years and missed the ncaa baseball tournament 3 times. Just a brutal fucking decade 

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I was a bit surprised Utah took a chance on Charlie given his history of head injuries and more surprised when he won the starting job. Live fire apparently did not go well. 

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41 minutes ago, Fletch said:

And not make it to the 2nd weekend in March madness for 10 years and missed the ncaa baseball tournament 3 times. Just a brutal fucking decade 

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

Hook 'Em

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

Hook 'Em

How’d we do in meat judging?

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It was a popular porn flick in the late 2010s. 

Jimmy Page did the soundtrack. 

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.
Hook 'Em

Don’t forget quidditch!!!!!1!1!1!111!!!!

I think those concussions are affecting his decision making. 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Utah girls were only interested in anal.

Probably need consent though, so not ideal for a Baylor transfer. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think those concussions are affecting his decision making. 

Probably need consent though, so not ideal for a Baylor transfer. 

Baylor athletes don't need consent. 

Sorry, Charlie. Now the world knows why Texas didn't offer. 

Baylor athletes don't need consent. 



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1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

If it is any consolation, Eddie Resse has led Texas men's swimming to 10 consecutive Big12 championships and 5 of the last 6 national championships.

It is not.

6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

If I remember correctly we did not offer him a scholarship.

Coming into this threat to make sure this joke has been made

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8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

If I remember correctly we did not offer him a scholarship.

And there’s a reason why we didn’t. Charlie would’ve been back up to Sam, he would have never started

Cam Rising named the new starter with Ja’Quinden Jackson as back up. Great opportunity for former Texas quarterbacks. 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

Yeah, no thanks. We have at least 2 QBs much better than him. I guess if he wants to come ride the pine he can. 

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah, no thanks. We have at least 2 QBs much better than him. I guess if he wants to come ride the pine he can. 

And he won’t start for SMU either. Preston and Tanner can easily beat him out. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Great work, dude with 10K posts!

I know.  Shame.gif

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ladies and gentlemen, straight outta the transfer portal, welcome your new SMU QB, Charlie Brewer! 

He also just told the nfl he doesn’t want to be drafted and wants to be a udfa invite. 
 

nicr job, nice effort. 

Why’d he leave Baylor again?  Every time we played them it was treated like we passed on Tom Brady. 

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Don't ask him. His brain is scrambled. He and Tate Martell should go on tour together.

Or start a podcast.

'Tap dat Ass, My Dude' w/ Charlie Brewer and Tate Martell

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Sorry, Charlie. Now the world knows why Texas didn't offer. 

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

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I knocked on wood. We’re good 

12 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Apparently, I was as well. That was my first UT game. My dad got two free tickets and my brother and I went.

That’s where I learned the trick of giving up an intentional safety to protect against a blocked punt and to ensure a massive change of field position. And Bear Bryant’s final game. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Cotton_Bowl_Classic

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Bryant coached one more season. His final game was the Liberty Bowl, I think against Illinois. The Crimson Tide started out very well that season but lost the last three regular season games.

 

 

oops, sorry, I didn’t see your correction.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

And he won’t start for SMU either. Preston and Tanner can easily beat him out. 

Preston, Tanner or Charlie. One of these names is not like the others and we are talking SMU. Tiffany is having nothing to do with rabble named Charlie. 

19 minutes ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

We already have a Charlie if that happens 

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1 hour ago, Fletch said:

He would’ve been the perfect walk on back up behind Sam in 2019 and 2020. Shit I wish he was on our roster. A couple freak injuries to Casey and card and well….

Most P5 scholarship QBs would make great walk-ons for us, especially if they stay as backup walk-ons for 4 years. 

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.
With the way Hermanator used his QB's as battering rams, Brewer would have ended up even more Ash'd than he already is.
2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Came here to remind everyone that Texas did not offer Charlie Brewer.

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10 hours ago, Fletch said:

I knocked on wood. We’re good 

@wood dude?!?!?

Just now, BERT said:

@wood dude?!?!?

🤣

4 hours ago, Snacks said:

Hell, no.

Yep.  I was 100% wrong. 

On 9/21/2021 at 6:12 PM, perfectchaos007 said:

I think soaking is still vaginal. It's only sex if theres thrusting

-mormon logic

You gotta get the marinade in there somehow...

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