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I always thought FUPA=Fat Upper Pussy Area... Possibly a difference in geographic regions (I live in Iowa)?

Didn't ankfoo get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

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15 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Didn't ankfoo get sent to Guantanamo Bay?

Worse, Chicago

25 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Is he the one that quit his job by slamming his keyboard down and it shattering and telling everyone to fuck off he's out of here and then the job he had lined up fell through and he had to go back?

i thought ank worked for jimmyjazz at some point.

Wasn't Rooster one of Rooster Andrews' kids or grandkids?


His racist grandson, IIRC.
In a deposition, you can ask anything pretty much, bounded only by the standard of relevance, which is very broad.


What? Relevance has no bearing during a deposition.
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9 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


His racist grandson, IIRC.

 

What did he do again? start calling rocko "boy" or something?

10 hours ago, ERhine said:

 


What? Relevance has no bearing during a deposition.

 

Theoretically it does.  It's so broad that practically it doesn't.  But ask a witness when the last time he jacked off was, and Rule 403 is going to let you shut that down, unless that's really relevant.

 

On 12/19/2020 at 11:52 AM, Blotto said:

Wait....some people actually believe that Ulbricht was posting on shaggy as DreadPirateRoberts? 

I wasn't going to push it any further, but it's seriously retarded

What happens if you refuse to answer a question in a deposition?

39 minutes ago, XYZ said:

What happens if you refuse to answer a question in a deposition?

There are three things you say in a deposition: 
Yes, no, and I don't remember. 

Also, fuck lawyers. 

35 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Also, fuck lawyers. 

I only did that once.  She was hot, off the charts crazy, and had been disbarred.  She was a lot of fun though.

I don't want to get up in your personal business, but can you describe the sexual position called "been disbarred"?  I don't know of it, but it sounds hot.      Is there like a headboard involved?  

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1 hour ago, XYZ said:

What happens if you refuse to answer a question in a deposition?

You get brought up to the court and if your reason for not answering is not valid (privilege, possibly too personal, etc.), you will be ordered to answer it under oath, possibly right there in the courtroom, and the opponent will likely be awarded attorneys fees for having to bring the question to the court.

Sometimes courts have a "hotline" to call in and receive a ruling on the spot.

If you continue to refuse to answer the question, you will be held in contempt, fined, and/or jailed until you do.

All of this assuming that the answer to the question is important enough to go through all the rigmarole.

48 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

There are three things you say in a deposition: 
Yes, no, and I don't remember. 

Also, fuck lawyers. 

I don't know is also valid.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I only did that once.  She was hot, off the charts crazy, and had been disbarred.  She was a lot of fun though.

Was it the crazy IP lawyer from Dallas.  That would be a great story.

I dated a Ast DA in North Texas and that was fun for a while but was definitely not marriage material.

Ha ha no, I met her at the Men’s Club in Houston. She started dancing after she got disbarred. She was a lot of fun, but I was very careful not to let her know where I lived because she was way to crazy for me.

On 12/16/2020 at 2:38 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Tor?

Tor was the browser DPR used

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On 12/30/2020 at 7:43 PM, Ten Bears said:

Didn't Jade do some time too?

Gary Jobs Corps in San Marcos? 
 

Was Jade a Hitby sock?

On 12/18/2020 at 9:49 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Wasn't Rooster one of Rooster Andrews' kids or grandkids?

Roosta was a grandson, but I believe he had a different last name. His first cousin aka RoostaCuz was cute and had a smooth beav.

I also miss PomDaddy posting pics of his knockout UT Pom/Dallas Cowboys cheerleader daughter featuring her t&a then getting irate when posters would make comments about her. 

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On 12/24/2020 at 10:36 AM, TwiceHorn said:

 But ask a witness when the last time he jacked off was, and Rule 403 is going to let you shut that down, unless that's really relevant.

 

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10 minutes ago, Viper said:

looks like no pardon for the dread pirate. sad.

Thank you for the update.  This thread was flailing about otherwise in the usual directions

54 minutes ago, Viper said:

looks like no pardon for the dread pirate. sad.

Sucks. I thought Ross had a legit shot at freedom. 

6 hours ago, Viper said:

looks like no pardon for the dread pirate. sad.

Probably forgot his password for all that bitcoin.  Because there's no way in hell he wasn't getting out if he really had 100M to contribute to some just cause. 

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5 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Sucks. I thought Ross had a legit shot at freedom. 

no kidding. 

20 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Gary Jobs Corps in San Marcos? 

 

didn't a surly poster go and take her out or something ?

Takes a political discussion but trump effectively had fewer options with pardons since Jan 6th.

On 12/29/2020 at 9:14 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Ha ha no, I met her at the Men’s Club in Houston. She started dancing after she got disbarred. She was a lot of fun, but I was very careful not to let her know where I lived because she was way to crazy for me.

I've heard of stripping to pay for law school allegedly but thats the first time I've heard of that scenario.  Did she start out on stage with a judges robe, hair up in a bun, glasses and shit like that? Asking for a friend 

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On 12/20/2020 at 8:16 PM, blacklab said:

Is he the one that quit his job by slamming his keyboard down and it shattering and telling everyone to fuck off he's out of here and then the job he had lined up fell through and he had to go back?

 

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On 1/20/2021 at 9:18 AM, Viper said:

looks like no pardon for the dread pirate. sad.

Welcome back DreadPirateRoberts! Poor guy is going to be really surprised when he tries to log back in to shaggy. 

 

 

 

On 12/24/2020 at 10:36 AM, TwiceHorn said:

doesn't.  But ask a witness when the last time he jacked off was

Everyone knows the answer is always “earlier today”

6 hours ago, Viper said:

Welcome back DreadPirateRoberts! Poor guy is going to be really surprised when he tries to log back in to shaggy. 

 

 

 

What would be bigger for Surly, the return of DreadPirateRoberts or @NowThis coming out of hiding from his pegging dungeon? 

On 12/16/2020 at 6:23 PM, blacklab said:

According to the articles in the shaggy thread the feds estimated he had 600,000 bitcoins.

in 2012 they were worth around $100, so his net worth was around $60 million

They are now worth $21k and his net worth is around $12.6 billion

 

do that math again ...

You would think a commutation of his sentence would have been enough but he’s been excused for his crimes instead. Interesting.

so does he cut a deal with a bank, in a non extradition country ?

he'll have enough to buy a country. i'd never step foot in the us again, that's for sure 

curious if we'll soon see a rather large purchase of trump coin lol

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

do that math again ...

 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

so does he cut a deal with a bank, in a non extradition country ?

he'll have enough to buy a country. i'd never step foot in the us again, that's for sure 

curious if we'll soon see a rather large purchase of trump coin lol

 

With that kind of money he can but himself as ambassadorship to any country he wants 

Need to get him to the Stonks thread so he can invest in some slow movers.  I think we could put together a top 10...errr top 50 list pretty easily.

Will the prodigal son return?  If he needs a safe/stash haus in a certain Latin American country I might know a guy.  

30 minutes ago, Bevo&amp;Pevo said:

Will the prodigal son return?  If he needs a safe/stash haus in a certain Latin American country I might know a guy.  

Just because John McAfee didn’t kill himself doesn’t mean he’s still alive.

49 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So have we found our tailgate sponsor?

Someone check on Imma… 

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