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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I have TC with DirecTV & then ESPN+ for 3 of the Slams (TC covers French). This is the best site for finding just about any random match...  https://www.jokerlivestream.org/joker-tennis-live-

  • You’re reading too much into this.  Rafa hated everything about the September/ October 2020 RG and I am fairly certain that he didn’t drop a set. And that was after losing to Schwartzman on clay

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    The limp is funny.   

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9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

From 2-4 down, hot Paula reels off 10 straight. Aryna straight up fucking quit in the second. 

She has that 100 percent / zero switch.  I never realized she is actually kind of good looking off the court but I can’t stand her style.  Who is impressing me this week is Kontaveit.  She is a baller.

56 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

She has that 100 percent / zero switch.  I never realized she is actually kind of good looking off the court but I can’t stand her style.  Who is impressing me this week is Kontaveit.  She is a baller.

Konteveit has been in a zone the last month+.

Since the end of the US Open, I'm sure that Konteveit has the most points on tour. She's been absolutely roofless on the court.

Cristian served for it at 5-4 in the third, but couldn’t close. Riske wins the final regular season tourney of the year. 

Karolina/Anett on serve in the first. 

That upsets to read about Jacqueline Cristian. I wish that I were there to comfort her in this time of grieving.

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17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Second set fucking demolition by Anett, 22-minute bagel. 

28-2 in her last 30 matches, insane. 

She is looking unstoppable right now.

Hot Paula beats Sakkari in straights. 

A Kontaveit/Badosa final would be some out-of-nowhere shit if you proclaimed it a few months ago. 

Maria wins, much better than the shitty MNF game.

 

Badosa v. Garbine & Kontaveit v. Sakkari in the semis.

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Venezuela over New York City.

I think that I speak for everyone when I say that that was not the result that we were hoping for.

Go Annett.  I am not a Mugu fan.  Her game is just kind of boring.

Fed is done.  You could see if this year.  Rafa has one or two years max left.  Novax is going to win two or three more slams then retire.  And then mens tennis will suck again!

27 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Fed is done.  You could see if this year.  Rafa has one or two years max left.  Novax is going to win two or three more slams then retire.  And then mens tennis will suck again!

I have enjoyed Men’s tennis this year, especially when Novax was NOT playing, but also when he lost.

Serena has been done for a couple of years now, so it would be nice if she would stop showing up to tournaments looking like an overstuffed sausage and sucking the life out of the first round or two of events.

If she and Venus want to travel around and play exhibition matches for a million or three per stop, then have at it, but please… go!

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That a girl, Garbine! 

 

 

Oh how Djokovic’s year has turned since tying Roger & Rafa in London…

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Well, Djokovic is still going to finish the year ranked #1 for the 7th time. Now the question is whether or not he plays in the Australian Open since they announced mandatory covid vaccinations for all players

45 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well, Djokovic is still going to finish the year ranked #1 for the 7th time. Now the question is whether or not he plays in the Australian Open since they announced mandatory covid vaccinations for all players

When did they announce this?!

 I know that they backed off a hard restriction about a month ago, I am pro CV Vax and anti catering to douche bags… though I only just now found out that Armani Cooper isn’t vaxxed, or I wouldn’t have drafted him…

Fuck Novax in his Serbian ass if he’s not going to get vaxxed. He was on his way to breaking all of the records and then his infected c*nt kept him from realizing his potential. 

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Imposters in there:

Sabalenka (never going to win a major because of her inconsistency)

Pliskova (servebot choker)

Jabeur (out of shape fatty who likes dropshots too much).

 

Novak Fucking Djokovic.  He might have just passed Fed on Bullneck's GOAT scale.

 

 

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