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Report: Russian group suspected of hacking City of Austin network; council members knew since October.

What's all this, then?  Don't bother font size critique - tried in vain to reduce.

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

Edited by Dahobbs

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

I think it says, "Ше аге п коитяюг."

33 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

"We are in control" is my guess.

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52 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

It says “Beware, in Russia Lump Fit You”.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I blame Fitlump. 

It was probably on behalf of Fitlump. Trump was just beta testing an idea. 

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

Drink your Ovaltine.

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.  

Edited by Lobo

I remember the days when we stupidly thought that we had won the Cold War. You 'member? I 'member.

Hack all they want, still won't help them cut line at Franklin BBQ. 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hack all they want, still won't help them cut line at Franklin BBQ. 

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

or Krokodil

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 

 

My russian is a little rusty, but I think it says "In Russia, you find out, then get fucked around"

 

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What on earth is the subject title supposed to say? It isn't Russian and doesn't transliterate into anything. Puh koeetyahoog? 


мы контролируем

I would have gone with:


Вся ваша база принадлежит нам

Spoiler

 

 

Edited by TexasEd

I love the translation from English-to-Russian-to-English of Gone With the Wind (my wife took three years of Russian at UT, and bought this translation on a whim):

 

"I am most apologetic, Miss Scarlet. I know nothing of midwifery."

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I remember the days when we stupidly thought that we had won the Cold War. You 'member? I 'member.

We called ballgame, but they kept playing.  Sound familiar?

I thought I was going to get some malware clicking on this thread. 

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Until he starts smoking bear or caribou, they won't care.

 

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

or Krokodil

Should we include these in the Best Meal You Ever Had thread? 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

My russian is a little rusty, but I think it says "In Russia, you find out, then get fucked around"

 

Or left out on the porch/patio to freeze to death. 

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

I thought I was going to get some malware clicking on this thread. 

Just wait 'til you get the bill for the caviar you apparently just ordered without knowing it.

Всё под нашим контролем

Maybe I’m loopy because today’s my first day off in 5 months and I’ve been working 50+ hour weeks and I just slept for 15 hours but this entire thread has me cackling.

Y’all are funny.

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26 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Maybe I’m loopy because today’s my first day off in 5 months and I’ve been working 50+ hour weeks and I just slept for 15 hours but this entire thread has me cackling.

Y’all are funny.

The Russians are hacking everything and the President seems like he does not care.

 

6 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

I thought all this Russia stuff was just a delusion! 

Это то, во что власти хотят, чтобы вы верили.

So fitLump is a Russian asset 

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Spoiler

Everything is under control

 

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