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5 minutes ago, G650 said:

Not at all. One is a elitist aloof German and the other is a wildly insecure British twat.

Also, Toto is Austrian.

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29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Also, Toto is Austrian.

Ja, er ist Osstereicher. Aber ich meine germanisch, wenn ich sage Deutsch.

 

I think @52-80wife is Austrian. She'd probably shoot me.

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31 minutes ago, G650 said:

Ja, er ist Osstereicher. Aber ich meine germanisch, wenn ich sage Deutsch.

 

I think @52-80wife is Austrian. She'd probably shoot me.

I just lol'd at the google translation of this ...

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Yes, he is an ostrich man. But I mean Germanic when I say

 

On this topic, I'd been meaning to post that despite some of my Dutch colleagues being quite decent people, Max represents that very very arrogant Dutch stereotype down to a T.  Head so far up his ass he can't see the sunlight

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Also, Toto is Austrian.

Ah yes. G’day mate!
Just now, wood said:

I just lol'd at the google translation of this ...

 

Lol. Yeah, Osstereichisch is the generic Austrian. That's funny

Just now, 52-80 said:

On this topic, I'd been meaning to post that despite some of my Dutch colleagues being quite decent people, Max represents that very very arrogant Dutch stereotype down to a T.  Head so far up his ass he can't see the sunlight

So you're saying he's like a T-Sip?!

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The Canadian GP twitter account just responded quickly to me with this. Just another example of their awesomeness.

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4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


Ah yes. G’day mate!

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Quick! Let's get his thoughts on Hamilton v. Verstappen in Saudi Arabia.

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

NFL...NCAA... whatever it takes. :)

 

1 minute ago, tc1 said:

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

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1 hour ago, G650 said:

Plus Toto's haughty aloof disdain for Horner absolutely infuriates Christian and is the most delicious thing ever.

Yeah, you know that drives Horner nuts.

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.
Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! [emoji16]

College football mainly. Couple of NFL nuts here and there. Welcome.
8 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I think you shouldn't be able to touch a car under red flag.

people that didn't cause it may have picked up punctures or broken wings from the red flag event.  not particularly inclined to punish them for it. 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

people that didn't cause it may have picked up punctures or broken wings from the red flag event.  not particularly inclined to punish them for it. 

Sucks, but that's part of racing.  They can come in under green or the next yellow, as they would in normal race conditions.  Red flag should mean the race is completely frozen.

Alternatively, if they feel they MUST make changes, then I'd be okay with letting them restart from the pits.

 

I am a diehard LH fan - I was actually very upset on Sunday/Monday because the whole damn thing was a total farce.


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41 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Haha! I said 'American Football', but 220. 221. Whatever it takes (utee beat me to it). And my 18 yo is also a big Chiefs fan because so many Horns played there when he was a kid.

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Yeah welcome aboard @tc1

 

As mentioned it's mostly a college football forum, but I've never successfully been able to relate watching college athletics to a non American so if NFL is the easiest concept just roll with that lol

1 hour ago, tc1 said:

Anyway, wood says this is an NFL forum. I have a work friend who was one of the early adopters on this side of the atlantic. He's been following the Chiiieeeeefffffs for 15+ years. Go KC! 😁

And barbecue. We like barbecue around here. Oh, and tits. 

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Sucks, but that's part of racing.  They can come in under green or the next yellow, as they would in normal race conditions.  Red flag should mean the race is completely frozen.

Alternatively, if they feel they MUST make changes, then I'd be okay with letting them restart from the pits.

 

Lando suggested changing to rule to two pit stops and two different compounds. They can change tires during the red flag, but only to the same compound. 
 

I think freezing the field works. Any change done to the car at all means you start from the pit, or move to the back if a rolling start. 

I like the plan to start from the back OR pit lane if you work on your car or change tires under red.

Also - Lewis going slow under the restart was brilliant gamesmanship. He knew the rules. He used them to his advantage. Max sounded like a petulant child complaining about how far back Lewis was.

21 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Also - Lewis going slow under the restart was brilliant gamesmanship. He knew the rules. He used them to his advantage. Max sounded like a petulant child complaining about how far back Lewis was.

The same Lewis who was complaining about Max doing a practice start from the pit lane coming out of the first red flag? But please, tell us more about how Max complains so much during a race. That's something Sir Lewis Hamilton never would stoop to doing.

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Some of y’all (from both sides honestly) are worse than my damn kids. Anytime anyone has any criticism or complaint about your favorite driver the first responses are always about how the other did it first or how much more wrong the other is. “but but brother did it first”

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

And barbecue. We like barbecue around here. Oh, and tits. 

And stories about sharts. 

There’s gamesmanship and then there’s erratic, cuntish, borderline dangerous driving. Both contenders are definitely ramping up the gamesmanship. The thing is Max doesn’t need to drive like a cunt … his car is plenty fast and he has elite driving skills. Abu Dhabi should be a track that neutralizes the particular distinct advantages of each car at different sectors of the track. Hopefully they allow that to dominate the racing action and see what results.

I kind of hope they both crash, break their legs, and never race again, but that's just me.   

6 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Some of y’all (from both sides honestly) are worse than my damn kids. Anytime anyone has any criticism or complaint about your favorite driver the first responses are always about how the other did it first or how much more wrong the other is. “but but brother did it first”

but the other fans complained first

but the other fans complained first

Those pussies!

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

Back when we had a football program it sure was.  'Twas glorious. :)

 

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

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As for Lewis and Max...

Put them each in a Haas for 52 laps; first one across the line wins the title.

14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Let's be honest, there's no real point in Max driving so assholishly in the corners  when Hamilton is trying to pass him.  It's going to happen regardless because the Mercedes is so much faster now.  He's really just delaying the inevitable.  I say this as a Red Bull fan.

Can't argue with that.

1 minute ago, Dutch said:

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

Can't argue with that either. 

3 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Both Horner and Wolff seem like douchebags of the highest order. Don't care for either of them, although I suppose their job requires it.  

Toto: "The title should not be decided by a collision. It should be earned on merit."

Also Toto: "Disregard that the WDC would already have been decided had both my drivers not taken out Max in consecutive races. Now excuse me while I throw my headset."

Horner: "Lewis tried to kill Max! Fifty-two Gs!"

Also Horner: "Nevermind Max reversing on Lewis' head."

Uh-oh.  You're about to get a sternly worded email from Toto.

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

Max. He’s won more races.
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Max. He’s won more races.

Gracias.  Well then, Max's strategy is obvious... ;)

 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Back when we had a football program it sure was.  'Twas glorious. :)

 

So who wins the WDC if Max crashes out both himself and Lewis, and neither holds the fastest lap point? Do they settle it with a game of pétanque at the start/finish line?

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How does the Mick and Nikita one look the most normal?

Goddamn that's nightmare fuel.

Antomi Razzi is my favorite. Looks like a French vampire just got startled.

1 hour ago, Tex48 said:

How does the Mick and Nikita one look the most normal?

i think Texas recruited Latian Strottel for the DL back in about 2017?

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

i think Texas recruited Latian Strottel for the DL back in about 2017?

And ended up signing Dando Nordo instead.

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3 hours ago, XYZ said:

Shit, and all these years I thought this was a board dedicated mainly to Texas Longhorns football.

Yeah I didn't delve into details at the time. I figured 'American Football' would give him a general idea of what the main focus is here without overwhelming his senses with all the horrific and embarrassing details of what makes the Shag the Shag the Surl the Surl.

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