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A stop from the Vol defense. TN has moved the ball.

Everyone should be fired immediately for that play call.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everyone should be fired immediately for that play call.

What happened?  Missed it.

aggy hired a championship coach who has built one of the best OLs in college football. Now they are going to make the playoff in year 3 of Jimbo’s reign. Looks like those yokels knew what they were doing in locking up a sure thing of a coach. In hindsight, a 10 year $75 million coaching contract for a proven coach was the right move to make.

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It's obvious that aggy is going to win this game, and unless Ohio State finds a way to score a lot of points in a hurry, they're going to be in the playoffs.

I hate college football.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

aggy hired a championship coach who has built one of the best OLs in college football. Now they are going to make the playoff in year 3 of Jimmie. Looks like those yokels knew what they were doing in locking up a sure thing of a coach.

meanwhile we are worried about optics and our own band doesn't show up to games. GOOD TIMES

Let's not get carried away.

China Flu let the dumbAgs avoid half of the rollercoaster.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Let's not get carried away.

China Flu let the dumbAgs avoid half of the rollercoaster.

I think Jimbo's taken that roller coaster and burnt it down, to be honest.

It's obvious that aggy is going to win this game, and unless Ohio State finds a way to score a lot of points in a hurry, they're going to be in the playoffs.
I hate college football.

4?
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


4?

So tying northwestern will get them into the playoffs?aggy will leap over them with the controversy & the lack of games they played.

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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Let's not get carried away.

China Flu let the dumbAgs avoid half of the rollercoaster.

They will have a playoff appearance to point to for this year and will add to the recruiting momentum they have. They’re in the best, most high profile conference that players in Texas want to go to and will have an actual achievement to point to build on their success. Oh, I forgot to add, their facilities are far superior to ours as well.

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

9 for 11 on 3rd down.  

9 for 12 😀

So tying northwestern will get them into the playoffs?aggy will leap over them with the controversy & the lack of games they played.

Guess I should have said 5, but yes I believe an undefeated Ohio State is in the playoff, regardless of margin of victory today. I certainly don’t think a win at Tennessee is enough to catapult aggy above an undefeated Ohio State.
A Buckeye loss, then yes I agree that’s bad news.

How do you have 2 WR false starts in a row??? Lol!!

SEC office called TENN and told them to knock it off. 

Just now, CooperB said:

How do you have 2 WR false starts in a row??? Lol!!

SEC office called TENN and told them to knock it off. 

Same way one can drop a FD catch.

DAMN -- 33 min to 12 min time of possession advantage for aggy

Got to wonder if Pruitt gets canned and they hire Hugh Freeze

1 hour ago, LOHorn said:

The Aggy offense is so boring.

Super freaking boring.  But having the ball 3x longer than your opponent, scoring on 75 percent of your drives, and converting a bunch of third downs will win most games. It’s not a simple offense, either. 

I am so jealous of their OL. Just dominating at the point of attack and creating huge holes. Lance Zeirlein was talking them up on his show because they’re a finalist for best OL in college football. They deserve the hype.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am so jealous of their OL. Just dominating at the point of attack and creating huge holes. Lance Zeirlein was talking them up on his show because they’re a finalist for best OL in college football. They deserve the hype.

You're not fooling anyone.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Lance Zeirlein was talking them up on his show because they’re a finalist for best OL in college football.

He's also an aggy fan and was butthurt af when everyone was saying Clemson/ND should be in over them no matter the outcome.  

time of possession over 3 to 1?  I don't believe I have ever seen that before, at least with two teams that are only separated by 18 points.  Say what you want about COVID, SEC, etc., this aggy team is relatively legit.  Even after throwing an int today, Mond has only thrown 3 ints all year?  Aggy is headed to semis, I think.  

I don't think Aggy has any success in playoffs, but this should keep the fire going on CDC and company. 

 

 

Well,  if they get in as the four seed, Alabama can skull fuck them once again on an even bigger stage.  

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This year’s aggy roller coaster might be them celebrating getting into the playoffs already on texags 

tOSU gives them hope then peppermint patty Charlie Browns their ass

 

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This year’s aggy roller coaster might be them celebrating getting into the playoffs already on texags 

It’s risky, but the absolute peak aggy tears option is still on the table: aggy win, tOSU loss, and then Florida wins and gets in.

How is the OP feeling right now?  

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

He's also an aggy fan and was butthurt af when everyone was saying Clemson/ND should be in over them no matter the outcome.  

Lance went to Tulane. He is not aggy.

Just now, Macklemore said:

Lance went to Tulane. He is not aggy.

He sucks their dick every chance he gets, and routinely gets clowned by Granato for it.  You going to tell me next that Granato isn't an LSU fan since he didn't matriculate there?

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Lance went to Tulane. He is not aggy.

He may have attended Tulane, but he uses an old Kevin Sumlin jockstrap as a face mask.  He is aggy af.

He sucks their dick every chance he gets, and routinely gets clowned by Granato for it.  You going to tell me next that Granato isn't an LSU fan since he didn't matriculate there?

Lance just gets hard-ons for good OLs due to his Dad. He is married to a die hard Longhorn, IIRC.

Aggy is going to make the playoffs be, aren’t they. Ohio state is kind of shitting the bed today.

His wife is a horn iirc.  Doesn't change the fact he has aggy dick on the breath any chance he gets. 

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Lance just gets hard-ons for good OLs due to his Dad. He is married to a die hard Longhorn, IIRC.

This is 100% accurate. We have had shitty line play for over a decade. That’s why he doesn’t carry our water as a program. Same reason why he shits on the Texans for our crappy OL play and coaching

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Just now, Macklemore said:

We have had shitty line play  everything for over a decade.

Fify.

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Aggy is going to make the playoffs be, aren’t they. Ohio state is kind of shitting the bed today.

tOSU wins they are in

2 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

tOSU wins they are in

You think so? I hope you’re right but Ohio state isn’t exactly leaving a good impression right before they make their selections. And you know how badly everyone dick rides the SEC, so I could see a scenario where they’re just itching to get another team in. If it wasn’t Ohio state or another blue blood, I could see where they would jump them. 

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As the thread OP - I was wrong! I had hopes that the Vols would “show up” for their last game at home. I also see why they are about to be 3-7.

I was also counting on aggy doing aggy things! Maybe if they would’ve already been the #4 seed headed into today, they would’ve crapped the bed? We’ll never know, but with the way OSU is playing Northwestern it might be a moot point.

aggy making the playoff might light a fire under CDC to get something done this week!

Good job good effort. If aggy gets left out of the playoff you know A&M will claim a championship anyways. Their first claimed championship since 1939

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You think so? I hope you’re right but Ohio state isn’t exactly leaving a good impression right before they make their selections. And you know how badly everyone dick rides the SEC, so I could see a scenario where they’re just itching to get another team in. If it wasn’t Ohio state or another blue blood, I could see where they would jump them. 

As much as the committee loves the SEC, they will not want all 4 teams to come from SEC and ACC. Especially if there’s an undefeated blue blood who was down 20+ players and still beat a top 15 team for a conference title.

I wish UT had Jimbo and aggy had a feather up their ass.  Yeah, I said it.

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