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In the waning days of the Trump administration, I'm hoping to wrap it up with something I might consider positive. And since learning should always be considered a positive, I figured we could gather all the rotten truths Trump has exposed in one place separate from the yearly Trump threads.

 

I know many knew these truths before Trump, but try not to spike the football too much please.

 

Chapter 1: It's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled... or... no lie is more powerful than the lie a person wants to be true.

 

Chapter 2: Every Accusation is a Confession.

 

Please add...

Chapter 3: Never elect a businessman to the Office of the Presidency.  (Trump/Hoover)

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Hoover>Trump for his work in Europe prior to his Presidency, but still a no overall.

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Chapter 11: There's no shame in Bankruptcy if you have no shame.

Chapter 5: He said, Sir, it’s not a lie if you believe it. 

57 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Chapter 11: There's no shame in Bankruptcy if you have no shame.

Point of order.  This is out of order.

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Point of order.  This is out of order.
Noted, but I would forget by the time we reached Ch. 11, and where else would bankruptcy go?
28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Point of order.  This is out of order.

Point of odor, Biff stinks

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Chapter 7: There is no bottom, just a trap door that opens to another drop and another trap door.

Chapter 8: Narcissism, or it's all about me. 

Chapter 9: People tell me this is the greatest chapter, well, in the history of books

Chapter 10: No I haven't read it

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Chapter 13: If you cover everything in shit, nobody can tell what stinks worse.

Chapter whatever: Are you dangerously underqualified and related to Trump? Well come on down as there's a place in this administration for you!

Chapter 21: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV

Chapter 23: The Science behind Genetic Malignant Narcissism

Spoiler

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20856182/

Malignant Narcissism has been recognized as a serious condition but it has been largely ignored in psychiatric literature and research. In order to bring this subject to the attention of mental health professionals, this paper presents a contemporary synthesis of the biopsychosocial dynamics and recommendations for treatment of Malignant Narcissism.

Methods: We reviewed the literature on Malignant Narcissism which was sparse. It was first described in psychiatry by Otto Kernberg in 1984. There have been few contributions to the literature since that time. We discovered that the syndrome of Malignant Narcissism was expressed in fairy tales as a part of the collective unconscious long before it was recognized by psychiatry. We searched for prominent malignant narcissists in recent history. We reviewed the literature on treatment and developed categories for family assessment.

Results: Malignant Narcissism is described as a core Narcissistic personality disorder, antisocial behavior, ego-syntonic sadism, and a paranoid orientation. There is no structured interview or self-report measure that identifies Malignant Narcissism and this interferes with research, clinical diagnosis and treatment. This paper presents a synthesis of current knowledge about Malignant Narcissism and proposes a foundation for treatment.

Conclusions: Malignant Narcissism is a severe personality disorder that has devastating consequences for the family and society. It requires attention within the discipline of psychiatry and the social science community. We recommend treatment in a therapeutic community and a program of prevention that is focused on psychoeducation, not only in mental health professionals, but in the wider social community.

 

Chapter whatever:  Just do all the bad shit you want to do in plain sight and then when people say "Wait, you can't do that!" double bird them and do it anyway

Chapter 26:  Ipso facto is the name of a laundry detergent.

15 hours ago, tchookem said:

Chapter 7: There is no bottom, just a trap door that opens to another drop and another trap door.

 

Pos rep for Sturgill. 

Can chapter 66 be about how Trump declared bankruptcy 6 times...and he's one digit short of a three digit IQ, and one digit short of being the False Messiah?  And also, apparently, kind of an asshole? 

Chapter 13 ... Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

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Chapter 13 ... Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Chapter 13a: You wouldn't understand Russian anyway.

Chapter 27: Consumer Science: Cleaning The Inside of You And Your Home With Bleach.

Chapter 28: Personal Beauty: If You Don't Have Hope, It All Goes To Shit. (Topics include: windmills cause more than cancer--how to windmill proof your combover; the Maginot Line may have been porous, but the makeup line can stand like a wall).

Chapter 29: Fore N Paula See: When Overseas Leaders Wish To Meet, see Chapter 4 (Fuck It Dude, Let's Go Golfing) Or Consult With Your Spiritual Advisor Who Will Write You A Pass. Either way it is what it is.

  

Chapter 32:  Bounty.  Things I throw on Puerto Rican Hurricane Victims.  Or Things Russia throws on the heads of American Troops.  

Chapter 32: How to Fancy Up Any Event with Hamberders

1 minute ago, Ben Tobin said:

Chapter 32: How to Fancy Up Any Event with Hamberders

Dude, c'mon.  I was clearly in on Chapter 32 first.  And my idea is better ;) 

Actually, when we do print the Trump book.  Can we get that girl from the Goosebump memes?  Have her put on her orthodontist headgear and have her lisp, 
 

"ERMAHGERD, TWUMP'S HAMBERDERS!"  

Hide yo kids but never let the Executive office become a family affair. 

Chapter 33: System is rigged. They're all out to get me. 

Chapter 34:   Nobody Has Ever Read A Chapter Like This Before.

Chapter 35: Baby Hands Syndrome is worse than Short Man's Disease

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Chapter 36:    PUNCTUATION & SYNTAX!

Chapter 69: How to Publicly Lust After Your Own Daughter and Pay Strippers to Keep Quiet About Your Affairs with Them and Maintain the Support of the Religious Right.

I'd like to ghost write the last chapter:

The lamestream media saying I hate jail is FAKE NEWS!!! The Aryan Brotherhood inmates love me. I am announcing my candidacy for 2048 when I get out of jail. USA! USA! USA!

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Chapter 20-something: When in doubt, Sharpie it out.

Chapter 69 : Tommy Tuberville’s Giant Ears Make A Great Handle For My Tiny Hands When He Sucks My Mushroom

Chapter 36: As a bald man, how I did a convincing hair pull over. (The photo chapter.)

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