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Just now, Beau Vine said:

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Not surprised in the slightest that these rubes don't know what FOIA is

I trust your access to TexAgs is included with your Horns 247 subscription?

They have much larger delusions of grandeur than we ever will

Hahaha "dominant victory over Tennessee" as if that matters.

Those idiots actually thought beating a 3-6 team would make a difference just because it happened the same day as conference championship games. I mean I knew they were stupid but come on.

What does aggy have in common with the NCAAP?

 

They threaten bullshit lawsuits to get their way when football goes wrong.

Mack gonna beat that ass like he always did.

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Mack gonna beat that ass like he always did.

For 4 hours, I'll pull for Mack to kick their asses.

Orange slices and Capri Suns all around.  and UNC had better don some kickass unis.

Fuck Texas A&M.

The SEC beat each other up when they had to play each other? It’s funny what happens when you take away their scheduling advantages. 

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 Their only win vs a team with a winning record other then now 3 loss Florida was a Aub team that was 6-5 and fired their coach...   The delusion is strong with them.

Blaming Lawrence for getting COVID--when COVID is the only reason why we only have one loss--is some pretty awesome gymnastics.

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Now when they lose their bowl game they can say it's cuz they didn't want to be there.

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16 minutes ago, slorch said:

What does aggy have in common with the NCAAP?

 

They threaten bullshit lawsuits to get their way when football goes wrong.

Oooooh, so close.

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18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

 Their only win vs a team with a winning record other then now 3 loss Florida was a Aub team that was 6-5 and fired their coach...   The delusion is strong with them.

Yep.  Losing by 28 to Bama, six shitastic wins against bad teams with losing records, win against mediocre Aub, and one upset last second win against 3-loss Florida probably were all more pivotal than Lawrence missing out on the first ND game.

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has approved the creation of a $91 million influenza-vaccine manufacturing facility in a joint venture between the Texas A&M University System and GlaxoSmithKline in what Chancellor John Sharp described Tuesday as “one of the most significant developments ever in the state of Texas.”

The facility will speed up the research, development and delivery of vaccines and therapeutics in cases of pandemics or other national emergencies.

The center would also supply preventive vaccine for pandemic influenza, and, once it’s up and running, will be able to supply 50 million vaccine doses within four months of receiving a strain of the flu, with initial doses ready in 12 weeks."

https://www.statesman.com/article/20130326/NEWS/303269670

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No playoffs but they get to lose to this guy again.

 

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The fact that that “hive” of dumbfuckery with no recognizable brand outside of said hive thinks they matter could not be more on display this year. If they were ever gonna have a chance at even an asterisk season of being semi-important this was the year. 

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Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

1 minute ago, RMac5 said:

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

The latter has been done. I’ll settle for the former.

5 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Can’t decide if I want Mack to kick the living shit out of aggy or beat them with a field goal in the last seconds of the game.

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

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God this is so funny because it reads like sarcasric satire but he's being 100% genuine.

/r/nottheonion

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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

The fact that that “hive” of dumbfuckery with no recognizable brand outside of said hive thinks they matter could not be more on display this year. If they were ever gonna have a chance at even an asterisk season of being semi-important this was the year. 

Oh they will make this an important season in the mythical history of aggy.

Eventually there will be a story about aggy only losing 1 game to Alabama because there were not enough players due to all of the aggys busy fighting Covid while UT sat around sipping tea. Everyone involved in the vaccine will have been secretly awarded degrees so that aggy can take credit for saving the world. There will probably be a bit about Dr. Faucci suiting up in case he was needed to play on the field.

 

 

17 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

The latter has been done. I’ll settle for the former.

The former has also been done

In 2014, TCU went into the final week ranked 3 in the CFP rankings, beat ISU 55-3, and dropped to 5. tOSU took their place. 
 

In 2020, aggy went into the final week ranked 5 in the CFO rankings, beat UTenn 34-13, and stayed 5. Either 6-0 tOSU or 10-1 ND took their place. 
 

Pooooooooor aggy

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

The former has also been done

Ok fine. Either one.

How fucking great will it be when Daddy Mack beats their asses yet again. Big tar heels fan this holiday season.

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

Aggie Dilemma on Saturday - Texas Fishing Forum

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Do it UCLA-Rosen style.  Let them get up by 30 and then see it all slip away

Something like 28 unanswered points in the 4th by Nawf Carolina for a come from behind victory would make me giddy.

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This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

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1 minute ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

fuck off, aggy

 

4 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

lol.

When this thread starts advocating criminal activity or the dumping of feedlot manure on the yard of CFP members then you can start making Texags comparisons. Until then, fuck off and enjoy the comedy.

 

9 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

*were

Also, take the loss, pussy. 😂

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My favorite thing about Texags is that whenever one of them has some new, extraordinarily stupid thought, they start a new thread for it.

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9 minutes ago, weedforyou said:

This thread couldn't be more Aggy even if it was on TexAgs.

Couldn't bring himself to not capitalize aggy. Like an undercover cop trying to fit in at a nightclub but clearly standing out and looking like a total chode.

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