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2018 San Antonio Spurs Offseason Thread -- Into the Great Unknown

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Kawhi couldn’t even carry his own HEB commercial. He’s a zero. Even going to LA is not going to change that. 100 x 0 is still zero.

Dude can ball, but didn’t want to complete the term of his contract and malingered. He quit. He didn’t try to get back. Everything else is just noise.

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  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    Tony Parker also took multiple contracts at less than market value to keep the roster intact. David Robinson had a clause in his contract where his salary had to be among the top 2 paid players in the

  • Radical Larry
    Radical Larry

    He only played nine times. Niiiiine times.

  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    That's bullshit. Other than drilling Brent Barry's wife (and really, who could blame him) he has been a model Spur. Always put team first. Never complained about touches. Never got into any trouble of

14 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Kawhi couldn’t even carry his own HEB commercial. He’s a zero. Even going to LA is not going to change that. 100 x 0 is still zero.

Dude can ball, but didn’t want to complete the term of his contract and malingered. He quit. He didn’t try to get back. Everything else is just noise.

Kawhi wants to be a star but is too stupid to realize he has the personality of a turnip.

 

One has to be in pretty good damn shape to play through an injury as this, while not knowing it...

 

Well, this is troubling. If people get the idea the Spurs’ medical staff is shaky, it could hurt our long-held status as a prime destination for elite FAs. 🙄 

On 7/22/2018 at 9:40 AM, DaysOff said:

Not a Spurs fan, but sat next to the Admiral on the way back from LAX last week. Very patient and gracious to every slap dick that wanted a selfie.
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Always was, and always will be one, if not THE classiest act in all of pro sports.

"Meanwhile, sources told ESPN's Chris Haynes that Leonard will not attend Team USA minicamp in Las Vegas next week." What a bitch

It will be interesting how much rust Kawhi has. It's been over a year since the Golden State injury and he's played very little. It's one thing to work out and get shots up but it's a different animal once you get in a game setting. 

It might take Kawhi a few months to get back to what he looked like before the injury. 

You forgot to put quotes around "injury".  

He talks about Rudy Gay at the 12:00 mark, at the 13:00 mark he talks about the respect he has for coach Pop and at the 18:40 mark he talks about what to expect from him.

26 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It will be interesting how much rust Kawhi has. It's been over a year since the Golden State injury and he's played very little. It's one thing to work out and get shots up but it's a different animal once you get in a game setting. 

It might take Kawhi a few months to get back to what he looked like before the injury. 

I actually think he's going to come back and be just fine. Because he's a piece of shit and this whole debacle is a fuckery and it would be what happens. Part of me also hopes that he does it for half a year and then a bit more of his hamstrings degeneratize(?) and then he's out for another playoff run. But that's just me being petty, which I will be forever because fuck him that's why.

53 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Is there an update on how much money kawhi has lost?

Doesn’t matter. They’ll make it up on a shoe deal.

29 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Doesn’t matter. They’ll make it up on a shoe deal.

Uncle Dennis has probably had a lot of explaining to do with Kawhi in the last seven days. I imagine something like this:

Nephew, of course I planned on losing Nike completely by hard balling them , getting you shipped off to Siberia to play another year of your prime by hard balling the Spurs, and I certainly didn't forget that Pop coaches the USA team which was the whole reason I wanted you in LA to get more exposure so that we could sell more shoes in China up to and after the Olympics. I did not mess this up at all!!!!!

I Got This!

46 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Uncle Dennis has probably had a lot of explaining to do with Kawhi in the last seven days. I imagine something like this:

Nephew, of course I planned on losing Nike completely by hard balling them , getting you shipped off to Siberia to play another year of your prime by hard balling the Spurs, and I certainly didn't forget that Pop coaches the USA team which was the whole reason I wanted you in LA to get more exposure so that we could sell more shoes in China up to and after the Olympics. I did not mess this up at all!!!!!

I Got This!

Kawhi: 7PaV.gif

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1 hour ago, Kermit said:

Doesn’t matter. They’ll make it up on a shoe deal.

Right now, he's missed out on a little over 100 million.  Now, he'll make some of that back eventually, however he'll probably end up losing out on about 85-90 million at least.  Money's not everything but that's a shit load of dough for a guy and team who apparently have no self-awareness nor clue what they're doing.  Again, Toronto is actually a great landing spot for him and he should think about staying there for a number of years.  He could probably eventually get an entire nation behind him and try and rebuild his brand, which is in the tank now.  Go play in a huge, cosmopolitan city in the Eastern Conference.  Shut the fuck up, ball out, get in the playoffs and then sign an extension.  Nobody will bother you and because it's Canada, they'll love him even if he's a functional mute.

 

28 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Right now, he's missed out on a little over 100 million.  Now, he'll make some of that back eventually, however he'll probably end up losing out on about 85-90 million at least.  Money's not everything but that's a shit load of dough for a guy and team who apparently have no self-awareness nor clue what they're doing.  Again, Toronto is actually a great landing spot for him and he should think about staying there for a number of years.  He could probably eventually get an entire nation behind him and try and rebuild his brand, which is in the tank now.  Go play in a huge, cosmopolitan city in the Eastern Conference.  Shut the fuck up, ball out, get in the playoffs and then sign an extension.  Nobody will bother you and because it's Canada, they'll love him even if he's a functional mute.

 

You misspelled retard.

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A little more on the Kawhi shoe deal..... His best shot at getting a bigger contract is to get a new brand to money whip a top player to be the "face" of their brand.  Now Nike/Jordan and Adidas generally will sign the top guys (U/A has Steph), but Puma has been throwing money around and is getting back in the game (after time off because they were horrible) and New Balance is also trying to make inroads into this market.  If not, he could always go with a Chinese brand but have a feeling he may not have the branding necessary to get a DWade type deal in China.

He won't sign his new deal until about October so it should be interesting to see where his number comes in.

What’s the point of having a shoe salesman who won’t sell anything? I guess we’re about to find out.

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

A little more on the Kawhi shoe deal..... His best shot at getting a bigger contract is to get a new brand to money whip a top player to be the "face" of their brand.  Now Nike/Jordan and Adidas generally will sign the top guys (U/A has Steph), but Puma has been throwing money around and is getting back in the game (after time off because they were horrible) and New Balance is also trying to make inroads into this market.  If not, he could always go with a Chinese brand but have a feeling he may not have the branding necessary to get a DWade type deal in China.

He won't sign his new deal until about October so it should be interesting to see where his number comes in.

Kawhi could turn this whole thing around if he signed a shoe contract with LA Gear next year

 

Image result for la gear shoes

Uncle Dennis reminds me of Uncle Keith

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39 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You're all missing the obvious. Once he makes the move to LA, big baller brand yo.

LOL!  Will they have any money to pay hm or will he have to take equity in the bankrupt company???

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!  Will they have any money to pay hm or will he have to take equity in the bankrupt company???

By the time Kawhi gets to LA, his group should be pros at dealing with bankrupt companies.

14 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Puma? LOL

The shoes will be all the rage at Ross Dress for Less and Marshall's.

Not our problem anymore.   In fact we should probably  stop talking about Kawhi in a spurs thread.   There are about ready at least one kawhi specific thread out there.

On 7/26/2018 at 10:11 AM, Newdoc said:

The shoes will be all the rage at Ross Dress for Less and Marshall's.

And Tim Horton's. 

3 hours ago, Eastwood said:

The Derozan One

Moving from Canada to San Antonio more like the De-frozen One.

I love getting Marco back. I hated that he had to leave. He can fill the Manu role (kind of) if Manu decides to retire.

 

Yeah glad to have Marco back too, he fits in well as a Spur. I really hope Pop can figure out how to get some of that Perfect Game ball flow back in our offense. 

#2 jerseys are on the clearance rack at Academy.  Now's your chance to get one cheap, and turn it into a Coyote 2! jersey.  Or 21, if that number means anything to you.

No one important has ever worn 21. Nope. No one.

22 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

90% of this thread should be Marco talk.  

Didn’t Marco play with DD in Toronto during DD’s rookie year? Marco back on the team is great. They should have never let him go.

7 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

What will Derozans first HEB commercial be

The Thaw

On 7/24/2018 at 4:28 PM, Eastwood said:

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He communicates through oven mitt hand puppets.

If the glove don't fit...he must have quit.

On 7/28/2018 at 11:42 AM, miguelito said:

#2 jerseys are on the clearance rack at Academy.  Now's your chance to get one cheap, and turn it into a Coyote 2! jersey.  Or 21, if that number means anything to you.

Make it into a Bowen jersey.

Is this official?

 

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Edit: checked his twitter and it doesn’t appear to be real.

He hasn't made an announcement yet, but speculation is he's coming back for the last year of his contract. 

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