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  • A shit stain on the universe. Hypocrites.  Liars.  Helped create the instability in the Big 12, and then tried to pin the blame on someone else while they ran off to a paycheck and irrelevancy. 

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On 12/15/2023 at 3:41 PM, Corn Whiskey said:

I am actually glad that you guys beat Wisconsin. I think they have the girls number much like you guys did the football teams. I like our chances.  

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On 12/15/2023 at 9:33 PM, Corn Whiskey said:

The only thing that brought me here was some stupid sum bitch talking shit about corn. You guys can’t let shit go from the past. I’m ready for a volleyball championship. 😂 

I’m sure you’ll accuse us of blowing up your conference again. It must really, really hurt.

As soon as you found out you were playing Daddy, it was over. Fucking cuck. 

Edited by Tex Pete

All these motherfuckers need to see, in any sport, is the logo and they reflexively shit themselves. That was a complete dismantling. 

On 12/15/2023 at 9:33 PM, Corn Whiskey said:

The only thing that brought me here was some stupid sum bitch talking shit about corn. You guys can’t let shit go from the past. I’m ready for a volleyball championship. 😂 

Good job. Good effort. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

All these motherfuckers need to see, in any sport, is the logo and they reflexively shit themselves. That was a complete dismantling. 

Dumbass corn fan didn’t realize when he showed up here that we had already cut his beating heart out of his chest. 

 Lost again?  Nebraska, kneel to your Texas Longhorn Masters!

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On 12/15/2023 at 9:33 PM, Corn Whiskey said:

The only thing that brought me here was some stupid sum bitch talking shit about corn. You guys can’t let shit go from the past. I’m ready for a volleyball championship. 😂 

Eat my shit. 

That was the first game I watched this year. Nebraska must’ve not been very good huh? I guess good for them for making it that far.

Don't worry Nebraska. Wait until....oh right this is the only sport you are good at.

Is Mebraska good at anything?

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fuck spellcheck

52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Good job. Good effort. 

Hey, give Nebraska credit. They ALMOST won the first set.

Sorta.

19 hours ago, F250 said:

Nebraska is the Oscar Meyer of steaks.

I thought they were the Omaha of steaks. 

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Hey, give Nebraska credit. They ALMOST won the first set.

Sorta.

 Not really. Elliot even spotted them a point. 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Not really. Elliot even spotted them a point. 

Yeah, I was being generous. 

50 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Don't worry Nebraska. Wait until....oh right this is the only sport you are good at.

 

47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is Mebraska good at anything?

From what I can gather, corn is something of a powerhouse in women's bowling. Six national titles since the NCAA started conducting a championship in 2004.

https://www.ncaa.com/history/bowling/nc

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no real reason other than ou sucks.

On 12/15/2023 at 9:33 PM, Corn Whiskey said:

I’m ready for a volleyball championship. 😂 

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On 12/14/2023 at 10:55 PM, Valmy77 said:

Your Volleyball team is going down Corn

Harder than a streetwalker on Hugh Grant.

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Harder than a streetwalker on Hugh Grant.

For the young whippersnappers here who don’t get the reference from that 1995 “incident” in Beverly Hills…

 

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Nebraska had one reason to be hopeful before yet another long, cold, bitter winter: their women providing them some oride in the form of a championship in volleyball [emoji968]

Oh well. Texas--for the umpteenth time--was significantly better in every facet of the game. Our women get to celebrate their championship for a 2nd consecutive year while enjoying the spoils & comforts that co.e with being a winner in Austin. [emoji869]

Fuck off, corn.

Posted this in volleyball but doing it again here…one of my buddies in Tampa saw Nebraska’s social media team working on national champions content before the match. Sorry, losers!

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30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

For the young whippersnappers here who don’t get the reference from that 1995 “incident” in Beverly Hills…

 

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To put this in perspective he was dating Elizabeth Hurley at the time 

12 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

Posted this in volleyball but doing it again here…one of my buddies in Tampa saw Nebraska’s social media team working on national champions content before the match. Sorry, losers!

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Bitch about spill that jar of iced puke. Was she trying to show you what's working on? Who sits in that posture?

Just now, LonghornBreeder said:

Bitch about spill that jar of iced puke. Was she trying to show you what's working on? Who sits in that posture?

She was showing it to the person with the laptop to the left. I imagine they were working on it together.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

For the young whippersnappers here who don’t get the reference from that 1995 “incident” in Beverly Hills…

 

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Being married to Elizabeth Hurley and cheating on her for that is Surly Horns Hall of Fame. 

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is Mebraska good at anything?

Meh-braska

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I’ll admit that was an ass whooping. I got lucky and thought the games started at 3. I flipped it on and they were down two set already. I watched half of the third set and switched it over to Bering Sea Gold. Luckily, we got good news on today in recruiting. I’m just glad I didn’t throw a $100 on it with one of you dudes. I was tempted. I figured if I won it’d be tough getting money out of a Texan. Haha I kid. 

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“I have Texan friends that I give a hard time.”

50 minutes ago, Corn Whiskey said:

I’ll admit that was an ass whooping. I got lucky and thought the games started at 3. I flipped it on and they were down two set already. I watched half of the third set and switched it over to Bering Sea Gold. Luckily, we got good news on today in recruiting. I’m just glad I didn’t throw a $100 on it with one of you dudes. I was tempted. I figured if I won it’d be tough getting money out of a Texan. Haha I kid. 

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Classic - same guy as above in bathroom😂

Postgame Reaction to Nebraska's 31-28 Loss To Northwestern: Fire Scott Frost!

 

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6 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Rough couple days for Big Red.

Raiola family has a great history at CORN. 

Flipping 5🌟 QB Dylan away from Jawja is a really big win...  

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