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It seems that the ripple effects of Mike Stoops firing is effecting both the assistant coaches & fans of Kansas...

 

 

 

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  • A shit stain on the universe. Hypocrites.  Liars.  Helped create the instability in the Big 12, and then tried to pin the blame on someone else while they ran off to a paycheck and irrelevancy. 

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Nebraska boards aren't fun anymore.  No more misery, just resignation.  


It’s hard to feel any other way. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.


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1 minute ago, DexterMorgan said:

It’s hard to feel any other way. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

 

 

Just like your mom.

Just like your mom.


Lol. Niiiiice. The (new) Shag never fails me.


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I might poke fun at the Huskers, but I honestly hope things get turned around for the better...

NU is basically early 1990s Texas but without the intrinsic advantages that made it possible to rebuild a national powerhouse in a relatively short period.

Just now, sushihorn said:

NU is basically early 1990s Texas but without the intrinsic advantages that made it possible to rebuild a national powerhouse in a relatively short period.

Did 1990s Texas ever start out 0-5?

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did 1990s Texas ever start out 0-5?

I don't think so.  Mackovic started out 1-3-1 at some point.  I was commenting more on the extended period of futility and ineptitude than on this year's record specifically.

7 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

I don't think so.  Mackovic started out 1-3-1 at some point.  I was commenting more on the extended period of futility and ineptitude than on this year's record specifically.

Oh, I know.  I was just rubbing in the fact that Nebraska has started out 0-5.

On 10/3/2018 at 9:42 PM, kopp0e said:

Since NU is facing Wisconsin this week, it's a safe bet the fridge stays locked this weekend too...

Troll job made stronger because Council Bluffs is in Iowa.

4 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

Troll job made stronger because Council Bluffs is in Iowa.

His game is fairly strong, but this season, he is quite accurate...

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Oh, I know.  I was just rubbing in the fact that Nebraska has started out 0-5.

A noble and worthy cause.  Please carry on sir.

Oh, I know.  I was just rubbing in the fact that Nebraska has started out 0-5.


And not a single fuck was given.


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1 hour ago, trza-hawk said:

 

That sort of opinion gets arrived at when someone ferments his corn into grain alcohol and drinks a whole lot of it. 

5 hours ago, DexterMorgan said:

 


And not a single fuck was given.


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0-5 sucks, don't get me wrong.  This is different altogether though.  I'm more optimistic at 0-5 now than I ever was with Riley, even when they were ranked #7 NUMBER FUCKING #7 less than 2 years ago going into Madison.  I knew that floor was gonna drop and when it did there was no escape, because I could see that facade from 300+ miles away.  

I've watched every second of every game this year and every fucking mistake that has cost them games is correctable.  Shoulda coulda woulda is that they should probably be 3-2 but they aren't so it don't fucking matter.  0-5 is what it is, and it doesn't scare me to death.

I'll take this 0-5 over 2016 7-0 any fucking day of the week, because I know what the potential is on the other side.

20 minutes ago, Dutch said:

That sort of opinion gets arrived at when someone ferments his corn into grain alcohol and drinks a whole lot of it. 

The same as done at any program looking for a sliver of hope...

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

0-5 sucks, don't get me wrong.  This is different altogether though.  I'm more optimistic at 0-5 now than I ever was with Riley, even when they were ranked #7 NUMBER FUCKING #7 less than 2 years ago going into Madison.  I knew that floor was gonna drop and when it did there was no escape, because I could see that facade from 300+ miles away.  

I've watched every second of every game this year and every fucking mistake that has cost them games is correctable.  Shoulda coulda woulda is that they should probably be 3-2 but they aren't so it don't fucking matter.  0-5 is what it is, and it doesn't scare me to death.

I'll take this 0-5 over 2016 7-0 any fucking day of the week, because I know what the potential is on the other side.

I think, sometimes it takes a bit more to thoroughly clean out the rot... In this case, the players had bought into Riley's system of rewards without the work... Scott should be able to get it turned around, in another year or two; as if Frost can do it in UCF, he can do it in Nebraska as well... 

When I think of which 10-12 teams being good year-after-year makes for a better CFB world, I always end up putting Nebraska in that group.

My definition of good means usually being in the top 15 and always being ranked.

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NU fans seriously hated Texas and NU dug their own grave by bolting to BIG Lesser div while trying to stick it to their smaller Big 12 North brethren who had no where to go if Big 12 tanked. Karma is a bitch.

7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

When I think of which 10-12 teams being good year-after-year makes for a better CFB world, I always end up putting Nebraska in that group.

My definition of good means usually being in the top 15 and always being ranked.

So you're rethinking that, right?

9 hours ago, kopp0e said:

The same as done at any program looking for a sliver of hope...

 

QB at Alabama? check. Hottest QB in the NFL? Check

 

And might as well throw in comparing a converted TE that has played exactly one game to Dave Rimington (you know the guy who has a college football award named after him for the best college Center) I don't know might be a little bit of false hope too-

 

It's not surprising but the beat writers aren't supposed to be fan boys but holy shit they have no problem showing their cards when the team they cover just tied the worst start in the history of the program.

 

2 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

So you're rethinking that, right?

Keeps me awake at night. Check out the time on my post. 

Wow. Those are horrible.

It reminds me of a quip from former Oklahoma State head coach Pat Jones, who was asked if he thought Nebraska was going to struggle during a certain year and responded that so long as they still had Ns on their helmets they would be just fine.

Well I guess they are screwed now.

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9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wow. Those are horrible.

It reminds me of a quip from former Oklahoma State head coach Pat Jones, who was asked if he thought Nebraska was going to struggle during a certain year and responded that so long as they still had Ns on their helmets they would be just fine.

Well I guess they are screwed now.

The N stands for Nowledge.

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Damnit i hope you guys nut up sometime around 11/3.  Do us all a favor and blow your load up in that shithole Columbus.  

Happy anniversary, Nebraska fans! 

8 years ago today, Nebraska went full aggy and dedicated an entire offseason to beating one team in their last season in the Big 12: Texas. 

And boy, did Garrett Gilbert and the gang send them out with a bang.

 

 

Nebraska is favored by 3.5 points this Saturday, somehow the game against Minnesota was put on BTN at 2:30

Now they are making jokes about the Sears logo on the National Championship trophies.

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Happy anniversary, Nebraska fans! 

8 years ago today, Nebraska went full aggy and dedicated an entire offseason to beating one team in their last season in the Big 12: Texas. 

And boy, did Garrett Gilbert and the gang send them out with a bang.

 

 

And the irony in all of it is that their most beloved persona is the one who fucked them into irrelevance. All over butt hurt, jealousy and spite.

The loss of NQs hurt them some but it was the loss of his very questionable walk on program that torpedoed that ship... Whether the B12 killed his NQ program or not, the NCAA would have killed it tje following year when they killed both of his practices with reforms across the board.

Even funnier was the attempt to torpedo the Conference on the way out.  Instead leaving with class like Colorado or Maryland or even Missouri did, he made a circus of the whole thing. It wasn't Texas he was trying  to destroy on the way out. He knew there was too much money on the table for Texas not to land on it's feet. Instead he tried to blow up the conference to punish the smaller members of the old Big 8 for not catering to his ego and the entire sports world let him clown himself without calling out a single lie. Alotbof that probably has to do with it was a great change of pace in the sports world with sensational stories to cover, and itn spiraled out of control so fast that nobody was going to risk having the seseless pitchfork mob turn on them right along with Texas.  

And for the record, it wasn't Texas that had you removed from the ACC. It was your new family led by Michigan who lead that charge. Your old family tried to keep you in but there wasn't enough votes between the few B12 members to do so. But even to this day, when one of your own,  whether it be a reporter or a forum member, you dumb fucks still insist bevo masterminded the entire thing... 

Aggy on the other hand tried to torpedo the conference to kill off Texas.  They really belive Texas would get left out. They honestly thought they were taking the entire State of Texas fanbase with them and it would be the finishing blow (for most of their fans, literally) if the Conference died with us. 

Amazing troll job by Iowa. Well worth the click to read the whole article. 

https://www.goiowaawesome.com/batshit-insanity/2018/10/3209/breaking-news-bankruptcy-court-seizes-nebraskas-national-championship-trophies

 

The iconic trophies — which the once-vaunted Cornhuskers won while flouting minimum academic standards, complaints from local residents, and the Nebraska Criminal Code in the mid-1990s — were the last thing mentioned in literally every argument about Nebraska football in the last 20 years.  They have become so integral to the regular Nebraskan's way of life that the program's fans fired both the former head coach and athletic director, just to throw $35 million at a coach who can't beat Northwestern or Troy but was in the general proximity of the trophies during his early 20s. 

 

 

Iowa is one to talk. Their titles are all from the Eisenhower Administration.

13 hours ago, RollLeft said:

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Damnit i hope you guys nut up sometime around 11/3.  Do us all a favor and blow your load up in that shithole Columbus.  

That would be an absurd upset of the decade, to say the least...

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Iowa is one to talk. Their titles are all from the Eisenhower Administration.

Iowa doesn’t act like Nebraska. 

Nebraska fans might be a little bit conflicted, in wanting the Iowa rivalry to be seen as important by the rest of America, while still lamenting the loss of old Oklahoma/ Colorado & Texas rivalries...

 

Nebraska right now is one of those dangerous teams that could rise up and beat someone like Michigan. Which would be truly remarkable since Michigan isn’t even on their schedule.

 

Jerry Tagge aummmm, Rich Glover aummmmmm, Johnny Rodgers aummmmmm.

Repeat mantra until next season. This too shall pass.  Speaking of passes, don't first year corches get a pass?  Well, then, give the guy a fuckin pass awready.

 

 

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36 minutes ago, gecko said:

Nebraska right now is one of those dangerous teams that could rise up and beat someone like Michigan. Which would be truly remarkable since Michigan isn’t even on their schedule.

Sat, Sep 22 // FINAL
Michigan
 
at Michigan
Ann Arbor, Mich.
L, 10-56

^^^^^

 

Yeah, that's what I was thinking...

Michigan has got to be glad they survived that trap game with that dangerous sleeping giant.

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2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Michigan has got to be glad they survived that trap game with that dangerous sleeping giant.

Yeah especially because apparently they didn’t even have them on their schedule.

On 10/11/2018 at 12:36 PM, kopp0e said:

It seems that the ripple effects of Mike Stoops firing is effecting both the assistant coaches & fans of Kansas...

 

 

 

How do you know when your program is actually dead and not in an extended down swing? 

When you are agruing with a jayhalk about who is ranked higher in football and neither team is inside 100. 

It's probably time to the corpse to rest.

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