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  • Dennis Taylor
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  • A shit stain on the universe. Hypocrites.  Liars.  Helped create the instability in the Big 12, and then tried to pin the blame on someone else while they ran off to a paycheck and irrelevancy. 

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is all Texas’ fault.

Every comment by a Nebraska fan on RedditCFB falls into one of the following four categories:

  • "Big bad Texas killed our dynasty by bullying the Big 12 into banning partial qualifiers, stole the 2009 Big 12 title game from us, and destroyed the conference with their greed."
  • "We're totally absolutely definitely still a blue-blood."
  • "We just need to recruit more good-ol' corn-fed farm boys like Osborne did to start winning again. Steroids? What are those? We just had a cutting-edge S&C program."
  • "Bring back the Nebraska-Oklahoma game! We need to play the Sooners again. But not Texas."
1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Big bad Texas killed our dynasty

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6 minutes ago, satyanash said:
  • "Bring back the Nebraska-Oklahoma game! We need to play the Sooners again. But not Texas."

I agree

Okie and corn deserve to go down the tubes together. Fuck 'em both

22 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Dare I say they got Boat raced?

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Somewhere WVU and UH fans, okay fan for the Cougs are yelling " I told you Dana was washed up drunk".

How much are the children of the corn paying Raiola for his terrible Patrick Mahommes impersonation?

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Last thing I heard about him was when he passed out in his car at a stoplight.  

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 10/18/2025 at 2:44 PM, Horn Dogg said:

Last thing I heard about him was when he passed out in his car at a stoplight.  

Somewhat surprisingly he retired as the winningest MAC coach of all time.  Of course that mostly means he didn't get poached like most good MAC coaches because he was so old, but still.

19 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Somewhat surprisingly he retired as the winningest MAC coach of all time.  Of course that mostly means he didn't get poached like most good MAC coaches because he was so old, but still.

They fired him after a 9-3, top 25 year. I kind of think they started some of the true unreasonable madness. Ans hired Bill Callahan never to recover. 

On 10/28/2025 at 8:49 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

They fired him after a 9-3, top 25 year. I kind of think they started some of the true unreasonable madness. Ans hired Bill Callahan never to recover. 

Bill Callahan was even less likable than John Mackovic, if that's possible.

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Bill Callahan was even less likable than John Mackovic, if that's possible.

No

On 10/28/2025 at 9:49 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

They fired him after a 9-3, top 25 year. I kind of think they started some of the true unreasonable madness. Ans hired Bill Callahan never to recover. 

A 58-19 record over six years apparently "wasn't their standard." Imagine if Texas had been insane enough to fire DKR after he went 48-14-3 in his first six years at Texas... right before winning the 1963 national championship.

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Bill Callahan was even less likable than John Mackovic, if that's possible.

But still more likeable than Bo Pelini. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

But still more likeable than Bo Pelini. 

An ugly final act for Nebraska Cornhuskers coach Bo Pelini? - ESPN - Big  Ten Blog- ESPN

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

But still more likeable than Bo Pelini. 

He pee pee in the pants.

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1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Im not sure if I'm happy or sad that this happened to Nebraska

I'm ecstatic...knowing this is borderline erotic. Now, if only OU and aggy can experience similar futility.

My favorite way to troll Nebraska fans to this day is to say to them

 

"Wait 1 second" 

They still burn from that more than almost anything 

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Somehow Texas was behind Rhule’s extension.

 

2 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

My favorite way to troll Nebraska fans to this day is to say to them

 

"Wait 1 second" 

They still burn from that more than almost anything 

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On 10/30/2025 at 12:40 PM, satyanash said:

 

Why would they do this? 

12 hours ago, PGFrog said:

Why would they do this? 

Fear

Nebraska doesn't think they'll do better in the current market, and they can't afford to take the risk of Rhule leaving.

Nice job CORN... extend contract for Rhule, then lose to USC 😬

On 10/31/2025 at 8:32 AM, BigHornedLurker said:

My favorite way to troll Nebraska fans to this day is to say to them

 

"Wait 1 second" 

They still burn from that more than almost anything 

For USC fans "Knee never touched". Say this as you introduce yourself and save time. 

Cmon Tennessee fans, boo your team.  Do. It.  Do it.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Cmon Nebraska fans, boo your team.  Do. It.  Do it.

 

There's genuinely no hope for the corn country folks. 

  • 3 weeks later...

In these turbulent times, it's nice to know that everything is as it should be in Nebraska.

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

In these turbulent times, it's nice to know that everything is as it should be in Nebraska.

They will find a way to blame it on Texas

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