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17 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

They are using Hoop It Up rules. Hoop It Up Tourney with active/recent NBA players would be lights out.

I thought Hoop it Up was 3 on 3?  And the reason it's important would be are you playing full court or half court.   Totally different games with spacing.  In 4x4 full court.  Can you imagine trying to guard Steph while Magic is leading a break and MJ is diving towards the cup?

 

 

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I thought Hoop it Up was 3 on 3?  And the reason it's important would be are you playing full court or half court.   Totally different games with spacing.  In 4x4 full court.  Can you imagine trying to guard Steph while Magic is leading a break and MJ is diving towards the cup?

 

 

Hoop it up is 3 on 3 with one sub.  Half court.

 

 

Dumbass NBA. Imagine if Simmons/Embiid had made contact with their all star teammates. 

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Dumbass NBA. Imagine if Simmons/Embiid had made contact with their all star teammates. 

To be fair, they had contact with the barber in PHI

STEPH!!!    A nice 30 in the first round

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Reggie is such a fucking beating. HE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM! Or maybe he's just not a knockdown 3 shooter.

Yeah... Larry Bird would not be the favorite in a modern day 3 point contest. Steph would be the favorite, but like a 20% chance. Everyone else around 12-15%. It's basically whoever gets hot.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Reggie is such a fucking beating. HE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM! Or maybe he's just not a knockdown 3 shooter.

yeah man.   I truly cannot stand that fucker.

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On the last ball. Clutch. 

Steph-fortless!!!

The pause before the last two balls, he knew he needed them both and barely touched net on either.

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They had some really good shooters in this one.   Its usually one guy that fucking stinks (looking at you MJ).     Jaylen Brown the only one that didn't hit 20

Just now, BradInATX said:

The pause before the last two balls, he knew he needed them both and barely touched net on either.

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Yeah I was told he didn't have the nerve to stand up to Bird

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Lol moment of silence for covid victims. Ironic much. 

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9 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Why is the dunk contest only 3 guys?

I don't know but they're shoehorning it in at halftime. 

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Zion has some butterfingers going on.

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I'm so confused as to what the format is. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm so confused as to what the format is. 

professional wrestling?  Wait, you mean the all-star game, not the regular season . . . 

real answer: no fucking clue. 

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Just took Lillard 2 tries. And then Steph, of course.

Just now, TommyGufano said:

Marv doesn't know what day it is. The PG-alley-oop fest was fun

Seriously, how does he not have someone in his ear telling him, "Uh, Lillard took that shot, not Steph." He rolled with it for a full minute, then blamed the official scorers.

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Just now, aggie08 said:

Seriously, how does he not have someone in his ear telling him, "Uh, Lillard took that shot, not Steph." He rolled with it for a full minute, then blamed the official scorers.

I'm pretty sure he said Joel Simmons earlier. Then he called Kevin Garnett Kevin Durant. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

What is DeAndre Jordan? Like 16 for 17?

I'll preface this by saying I don't really give a fuck, but judges should each vote 1-50 and then they can avg. 1-10 designation is too restrictive 

those were all 3 pretty good.  and enhanced because they all made them on the first attempt.

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These judges are all over the place.

And this contest is about as good as the contestants. Very meh.

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That last one was the best of the night. Not sure how Simon's was a 49 and that's a 46.

the dunk contest is a relic they need to either get rid of it or revamp it like they did the home run contest. none of this shit is impressive anymore

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Curry's like "this shit is fucking whack"

Toppin's 2nd was the best all night.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

the dunk contest is a relic they need to either get rid of it or revamp it like they did the home run contest. none of this shit is impressive anymore

Half agree. Ppl had also been saying that for ~10 years before Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine blew the roof off the arena. So gotta hold out hope a couple dudes come along and do the same

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1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Half agree. Ppl had also been saying that for ~10 years before Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine blew the roof off the arena. So gotta hold out hope a couple dudes come along and do the same

Yeah. That one was nuts. 

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That's the best mic'ed up shit they could find? Garbage

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