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That is terrific news. Congrats to @immamac and all of you tards for a job well done. You make me proud to be a part of this fabulously wretched waste of time. 

 

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54 minutes ago, immamac said:

Why don't you write that and publish it here? I have actually started building out the news and article sections this week. I was going to commission some articles from posters who like the long format. 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/2020coaching.html/

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/home-page

Be careful what you ask for.

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

We can buy up to 10 if you all really want. The rules are pretty simple, but we can't use copyritten images and they have to be of you or posters on the site that agree to it. Can't just put random people per terms. Deadline is 5pm tonight. 

Damn, I guess my idea is out. Perhaps some @THUJONEoriginals?

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’m ashamed to be lumped in with dipshits like txags and tigerdroppings. 

This. I question the validity of a ranking with those two shitholes in the top 5 and Surly not in first place. Hell,  even the scat site should be ranked higher.

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Tigerdroppings is a shit site full of shit people. LSUFreek gifs were the only good thing to ever come out of that shithole.

All of you cloak room fuck faces would do well to remember this when you’re jerking Hugo off.
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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

this could be a thing. 

How do you guarantee that they would put them in the correct order?  I'm guessing we end up with something Like "Ur My Beaner"

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Why don't you write that and publish it here? I have actually started building out the news and article sections this week. I was going to commission some articles from posters who like the long format. 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/2020coaching.html/

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/home-page

Your mom likes the long format 

Edited by Buzzrock

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamac just had inspiration.  Urban Meyer is 10 letters.  So we need 10 pics of posters each wearing one of the letters.

there are only seven posters here who anyone would want to look at

four if you take away the point and laugh aspect

19 minutes ago, Hate said:


All of you cloak room fuck faces would do well to remember this when you’re jerking Hugo off.

You talk about Hugo's dick a lot.  ;)

I've been all over the political spectrum on this site and TOS.  But I ain't never seen no shit like what goes on in some of those links from Texags and Tigerdroppings.  It's like the people that were too stupid or too crazy to be on the regular Qanon sites were relegated over there.  You don't shoot the Q messenger, but apparently you can give it a degree from LSU.  Then again hornfans isn't exactly the brain trust it used to be either.  

I think that's a strength of this site.  Texags seems to attract the most typical "aggie" type fan.  And a lot of Aggie fans, despite the shit I give them, aren't all really like that.  Same for LSU/tigerdroppings.  But those sites seem to be a magnet for their dumbest demographic.  But Surly, and we're biased (but also, now award-winningly biased), seems to actually cut a pretty wide cross-section of Texans.  There's folks across all spectrums here from politics, to age, to demographics, to industry, to diversity, rural to urban.  But most people here seem to be pretty smart, or at least they write that way (who the fuck knows in real life) and have a good sense of humor which is usually indicative of least a modicum of intelligence.  I don't have near the bias against LSU folks like I do A&M or OU, but even a cursory look into that TD---most of that site is fucking idiotic.  

Whether you fought for the Confederacy like armybrat, voted for Gary Johnson, once loved Herman, are pre-op or post-op, actually from Oklahoma, gay or straight-we only bang 10's, are black, white, think Latinx is a ridiculous term, or mixed-race like me...this is Surly and All Assholes are Welcome!  Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?  

Not sure why all of are dogging on Texags so much. It isn’t my cup of tea and probably not yours either but it’s perfect for that crew.

Kind of like Goebbels and Nazi Germany.

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How do you guarantee that they would put them in the correct order?  I'm guessing we end up with something Like "Ur My Beaner"

Racist /Host city of the Alamo Bowl, San Antonio
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

You talk about Hugo's dick a lot.  ;)

I've been all over the political spectrum on this site and TOS.  But I ain't never seen no shit like what goes on in some of those links from Texags and Tigerdroppings.  It's like the people that were too stupid or too crazy to be on the regular Qanon sites were relegated over there.  You don't shoot the Q messenger, but apparently you can give it a degree from LSU.  Then again hornfans isn't exactly the brain trust it used to be either.  

I think that's a strength of this site.  Texags seems to attract the most typical "aggie" type fan.  And a lot of Aggie fans, despite the shit I give them, aren't all really like that.  Same for LSU/tigerdroppings.  But those sites seem to be a magnet for their dumbest demographic.  But Surly, and we're biased (but also, now award-winningly biased), seems to actually cut a pretty wide cross-section of Texans.  There's folks across all spectrums here from politics, to age, to demographics, to industry, to diversity, rural to urban.  But most people here seem to be pretty smart, or at least they write that way (who the fuck knows in real life) and have a good sense of humor which is usually indicative of least a modicum of intelligence.  I don't have near the bias against LSU folks like I do A&M or OU, but even a cursory look into that TD---most of that site is fucking idiotic.  

Whether you fought for the Confederacy like armybrat, voted for Gary Johnson, once loved Herman, are pre-op or post-op, actually from Oklahoma, gay or straight-we only bang 10's, are black, white, think Latinx is a ridiculous term, or mixed-race like me...this is Surly and All Assholes are Welcome!  Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?  

Don't forget "pipe laying motherfuckers".

2 hours ago, immamac said:

We can buy up to 10 if you all really want. The rules are pretty simple, but we can't use copyritten images and they have to be of you or posters on the site that agree to it. Can't just put random people per terms. Deadline is 5pm tonight. 

Bump

2 hours ago, Hate said:


All of you cloak room fuck faces would do well to remember this when you’re jerking Hugo off.

Take it to the Daily Texan, bro.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

We can buy up to 10 if you all really want. The rules are pretty simple, but we can't use copyritten images and they have to be of you or posters on the site that agree to it. Can't just put random people per terms. Deadline is 5pm tonight. 

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7 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Tigerdroppings is a shit site full of shit people. LSUFreek gifs were the only good thing to ever come out of that shithole.

Too be fair, that’s a Cam Newton (for the SEC flavor) level talent there that makes even mediocre surrounding talent and leadership look great.

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Damn, I guess my idea is out. Perhaps some @THUJONEoriginals?

I don’t think we can afford him anymore ever since he started trying to break into the presidential portrait game (no CR). He’s big time now. 

For all of the weaknesses of Texags, they did produce Akita, who tore down his own fence in solidarity against the BOMC. Their own real life Chad Briscoe.

Are we famous, or almost famous?

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1 minute ago, Mole said:

For all of the weaknesses of Texags, they did produce Akita, who tore down his own fence in solidarity against the BOMC. Their own real life Chad Briscoe.

oh yeah . . . that guy. 

BOMC rage blinded him.

1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

We definitely have the best comic and gif game with thujone and the recruiting board.

 

i have arrived bajirao mastani GIF

That movie is chock full of meme templates:

but I digress.

10 minutes ago, Mole said:

For all of the weaknesses of Texags, they did produce Akita, who tore down his own fence in solidarity against the BOMC. Their own real life Chad Briscoe.

And don't forget this guy that signed up to defend his honor:

 

RazorPod--the ORIGINAL Razorback Sports Podcast: Hogs Come Back to Beat  Aggies - Fans Displeased

To be fair to the “lack of variety” comment, this incarnation of the site is pretty young. I wouldn’t expect an outsider to wade through the last version in its current state to pick up most of the history. I don’t even know if there’s a way to work through the old old board or the old old old board to get the origin stories to that history.

There’s a lot of subtext that wouldn’t be apparent on a simple skim through this place. The full richness of a culture is really, really hard to pick up for an outsider. This culture, as misguided as it might be, is particularly cloaked in shadows scat and blinking envelopes.

16 hours ago, futureman said:

we’ll never be number one because we live in texas. those sad cunts in louisiana have nothing else to live for other than football. 

I learned to live without football around 2011.

1 hour ago, Mole said:

To be fair to the “lack of variety” comment, this incarnation of the site is pretty young. I wouldn’t expect an outsider to wade through the last version in its current state to pick up most of the history. I don’t even know if there’s a way to work through the old old board or the old old old board to get the origin stories to that history.

There’s a lot of subtext that wouldn’t be apparent on a simple skim through this place. The full richness of a culture is really, really hard to pick up for an outsider. This culture, as misguided as it might be, is particularly cloaked in shadows scat and blinking envelopes.


Yeah, the Star Trek/Star Wars fan fiction, the dancer Kenny V hit in the head with a Basketball, the drunken mid life crises and picks of stripper girlfriends and boats, the blues and greens thread, seastrunk momma, reverse Oreo, the ‘not our standard’ banner, stories of Vegas wife, Roman and both tacos... shit I could keep going

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fucking finally. Where's our asshole award?

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1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So did Nicole's nudes drop us down to 3 or move us up to 3? 

Yes

When did she post nudes?

Not sure sharing a list with aggy is a good thing.

19 hours ago, Hate said:

No variety??  I don't even go to the football board very often.  They need to take a look at the Grateful Dead thread if they want variety. 

And the IPIHB forum.

plus, isn't the door usually on the left? Armybrat is a genius.

5 hours ago, Mole said:

Too be fair, that’s a Cam Newton (for the SEC flavor) level talent there that makes even mediocre surrounding talent and leadership look great.

I don’t think we can afford him anymore ever since he started trying to break into the presidential portrait game (no CR). He’s big time now. 

For all of the weaknesses of Texags, they did produce Akita, who tore down his own fence in solidarity against the BOMC. Their own real life Chad Briscoe.

The Akita thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1891767/1#discussion

 

To find anything on the old site, try one of these captures: https://web.archive.org/web/*/Shaggytexas.com

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32 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

plus, isn't the door usually on the left? Armybrat is a genius.

Totally. Upside down would have brought down the house. 

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

I think @immamac 's McRib Pic needs to attend 😋

Maybe some SURLY HORNS item as well.

 

Do we have a Dick-Butt cutouts at the ready @Rimbo ?

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