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Obviously 11 posters in orange shirts with white letters photoshopped on

F I R E _ H E R M A N

Pedo bear would be a nice touch. Probably need a more topical sign than the original though. 

Lots of cutouts of Urban Meyer in Longhorn gear?  Subtle, but gets the message across.

It has to be a Thujone. UT Pimp or Fitlump would be awesome. Not sure any others would pass the censors.

Edited by RPM

Can you do the Stoops with his arm around the dick?

 

or Thujones Milton Herman

Look ahead as we pass, try and focus on it
I won't be fooled by a cheap cinematic trick
It must have been just a cardboard cut out of a man
Top forty cast off from a record stand

 

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16 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Obviously 11 posters in orange shirts with white letters photoshopped on

F I R E _ H E R M A N

One and done

+

Somebody start the Wreath Fund. I'm in for a hundo. Calling dibs on  UTPimp and Fitlump. Let's do this!

40 minutes ago, RPM said:

It has to be a Thujone. UT Pimp or Fitlump would be awesome. Not sure any others would pass the censors.

i really want an @THUJONE UT Pimp cutout. let's make it happen!

i will happily split the cost with someone...wonder if you can pick it up in person after the game?

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edit: trying to find the pimp story on the old site for those who aren't aware of the amazing backstory here, but not having luck...little help?

edit2: looks like it got nuked from classics over there - but on the flip side i found the guy's pic that was posted

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Edited by NoName

 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

HAVE to do it..I vote one of these

Petition · Fire Taylor Hamm · Change.org

Karen Key Largo 9-21-16 by Nashville Sports Radio - WNSR

if it's the bottom one it has to include something about the donation that someone put in her name for the LGBTQ+ against gun ownership or whatever the name of that org was

Fek, anyone have a link to Thujone's Fitlump? Search sucks and HEB isn't open.

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

What do we do?

See what we can get away with. 

I was going to offer a row of 10 “UT middle-finger Chick”

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(insert Thujone Fitlump pic here)

A lot (>10) of Urban Meyers is the most effective way to send a message and maybe get noticed on national tv. 

Absolutely have to do the Urban Meyer above.

Blake Gideon stare down. (murfdogg beat me to it)

Aggy furk

Herman backpack

Intramurals 

Ice cream eating hot chick

 

Edited by cam4mav

42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That would be cool. My two cents. 

I think they cost more than that.

5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'll contribute, but I think anything we come up with will not make it past the censors.

Same, but as I said in another thead "URBAN MEYER" is 10 letters 🙂

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did you all read the T&C? I did. Has to be a picture of someone without copyright and it has to be approved by said person.

We would likely need actual pictures of people and if we had drawings they would need to be SFW to get past their panel. 

Roman should be on our row somewhere.

 

30 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I like this one...

 

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Yes. Some fine Thujone art. Where/how can we contribute to the cause?  

debbie downer: probability of any cutout getting a solo-cameo shot for longer than a split second is so low to make even a $50 spend good for our own entertainment only.

all funds should be pooled for a spring game banner in my humble opinion.

Sideline and endzone front row UTPimp.

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I'm thinking about doing this.  Maybe someone with photoshop skills could replace the 12 with UM.  Anyone have a high resolution version?

 

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Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Sideline and endzone front row UTPimp.

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What’s the story behind that?  I may or may not have been drunk then so forgive me.   

Added one of these to Front Row End Zone. Feel free to copy.

 

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6 minutes ago, SDG said:

What’s the story behind that?  I may or may not have been drunk then so forgive me.   

https://shop.myfanseats.com/

Fuck it. I can't go to a game, might as well leave my mark anyway. Ghost set a high bar. We must strive to maintain that level of excellence.

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