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21 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Anybody going?  I plan to do a ton of coke and bang some slut in a conference room.  Should be a real blast.  

Bruce Willis GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre

I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, god. Please don't let me die.

Holly Gennero has a great rack.
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She thinks Ellis has a great private bathroom
9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

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3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

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Her boobies make me want to be her white knight.

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Dude, it's 3:30am on the Coast...what the hell are you doing posting on here?  

I'm up with a Nakatomi-sized hangover doing the Santa treats bit.  Is it cool if I fire up a few scenes of this movie and a whiskey before the kids get up at 7? 

john phillips, london. 
That'd make a great wall painting in my office behind the zoom camera.
11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

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Thought that, too.  Also learned that Macaulay Kulkin is her nephew.

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dude, it's 3:30am on the Coast...what the hell are you doing posting on here?  

I'm up with a Nakatomi-sized hangover doing the Santa treats bit.  Is it cool if I fire up a few scenes of this movie and a whiskey before the kids get up at 7? 

drank myself sober. 

14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Holly Gennero has a great rack.

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Bonnie Bedelia was one of my favorite MILFs of the 1980s.

She was also really good in Presumed Innocent.

Want to know how dated this film is?

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The limo was top of the line. CD, CB, TV, telephone, full bar, VHS.   Enough to get you a few momma bears. 

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“Is the building on fire?”

“No, but it’s gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.”

17 minutes ago, mdleast said:

One of my favorite books

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With a  name like Hasseldorf, he was probably part of the Volksfrei movement.  Hans bad people on the inside!  
 

 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

As in Helsinki, Sweden....

Finland.

You also think John Wayne walked off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. 

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Finland.

You also think John Wayne walked off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. 

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Then who played Roy Rogers?

On 12/24/2020 at 1:06 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Continuity errors?  Who gives a shit about continuity errors? Who the fuck is this?

Some German fuckup. Snorts coke like it's snow on Time Square at Christmastime. Oh, btw, did you ever get that Beretta and tape for Christmas?

After the WW debacle, we decided to watch the greatest holiday action movie ever made. Five minutes in, the women are complaining that Holly told the pregnant chick to go have a drink. This is why I watch movies alone. 

john phillips, london. 

Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.
Just now, mdleast said:

Asian Dawn?

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I read about them in Time magazine.

 <looking at Twinkies> I thought you guys just ate donuts?

34 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 <looking at Twinkies> I thought you guys just ate donuts?

They're for my wife.

Yeah.

She's pregnant.

Yeah.

Bag it.

Big time. 

Alan Rickman was a criminally underrated actor.

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Alan Rickman was a criminally underrated actor.

He was classically trained Shakespearean English actor. He had serious chops. RIP. 
 

I see that he portrayed Rasputin in a 1996 HBO movie. In. So in. 

You just knew when Ellis called Hans bubby he was gonna shoot him in the face

  • 11 months later...
On 12/24/2020 at 2:00 PM, BrickHorn said:

My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read:

“Now I have a snowball

Ho-Ho-Ho”

Your children are gonna go a LONG way in life.

On 12/25/2020 at 11:54 AM, South Austin said:

Bonnie Bedelia was one of my favorite MILFs of the 1980s.

She was also really good in Presumed Innocent.

She stayed hot for a long time. This was her in Then Came Bronson in 1969. Die Hard was 1988 and she was still smoke. 

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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Your children are gonna go a LONG way in life.

lol. 

This party is fuckin lit tonight. 

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs…

Fun fact - Vigo the Carpathian delivers the anti-tank missile that toasts the quarterback.  

On 12/24/2020 at 11:55 AM, Buzzrock said:

All these years and I never noticed the dead terrorist flying off the hood of the cop car 

Poor Marco. 

She stayed hot for a long time. This was her in Then Came Bronson in 1969. Die Hard was 1988 and she was still smoke. 
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Did you know she is the Culkin kids' aunt?

On 12/27/2020 at 4:07 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

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That still.  Look at what the counter above his head looks like.  

16 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Did you know she is the Culkin kids' aunt?
 

I did not know that. I do know that after watching Then Came Bronson, it was upsetting that hot, crazy girls didn't show up at the beach, take off their clothes, then jump on the back of my motorcycle. 

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On 12/24/2020 at 12:59 PM, Jive Turkey said:

in a movie that asks you to suspend all possible belief, those are the two things that bug me because they're not realistic. 

yeah, the entire movie is unrealistic, but come on, don't say your company Christmas party is on Christmas Eve.  nobody does that.  and USC ain't playing Notre Dame on Christmas Eve.  they play every year during the regular season in either October or November.  pick a different game to show.

they're continuity errors that should have been corrected.

I wish I could pos rep the neg rep you got for this bullshit.

  • 11 months later...
If you are in the market for an advent calendar.
Die Hard Advent Calendar
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However, if you get one like me (which I happened to do so early Fall and luckily at a much cheaper price) make sure you have your Hans Gruber falling the correct direction per the film

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