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Merry Christmas! And a bad ass new year! I love all you guys and gals!

Merry Christmas to all! Glad you are all here during these wonderful times. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 


Joyeux Noel from New Orleans you perverts

 

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

Does the drinking song have "We surrender" in the lyrics?

Merry Christmas Assholes!

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Merry Whatever Doesn't Offend you, ya buncha dickheads.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Merry Christmas.

I sang that song, plus a French drinking song, in High School. For several years that was almost all the French I knew. It covered everything important.

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

“Chevaliers de la table ronde”?

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

5 or 6 bottles, girl on my lap. if I die bury me head beneath the tap with my feet against the wall.

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Well that’s way better than the one I mentioned.  Guess my HS French teacher was a bit more reserved.  

Those are actual lines from Chevaliers de la table ronde. Your French teacher treated you like a fragile child. You should get drunk, strip naked, and stand on her lawn screaming "A child? You think of me as a CHILD?"

We have made it through 11 years of dogshit so far. Even when we were total dickbags in the 80s and 90s we only royally fucked off for 11 years.

It's time god damnit

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