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48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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Wrong UT colors but got damn!

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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My Argentine girlfriend was in her early/mid 30s, but was build like this. She never told me how tall she was, but I would guess in the 4'10" to 4'11" range. (She wore heels and platform flip-flops standing up, but lying down... she was short.) Many of the Argentine girls were short... 5'2" and under, but most were slimmer from waist to knee.

This brings back fond memories. She had a voracious carnal appetite.

I hope that this means that Happy Days Are Here Again!

Thank you very much for posting this. 

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6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Love seeing a player and his family so excited about TEXAS !!!

HOOK 'EM 🤘

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Love seeing a player and his family so excited about TEXAS !!!

HOOK 'EM 🤘

I’d be happy too if I lived in Bryan

If we slipped in merchandise sales, I think that family just got us back to #1. 

Hook 'em.  For a slim WR under six feet tall, that dude sure does catch a lot of jump balls and break a lot of tackles.  He plays tough and fast.  Love it.  Merry Keithmas!

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On 2/3/2021 at 8:18 AM, LTtxfan said:

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Muchísimas gracias for the bump.

@_carolseleme by the way.

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In light of a recent diatribe, presented without comment.
 

I'm a little disappointed there's no "shoutout to my dad for not pulling out" follow up tweet.

On 2/3/2021 at 8:18 AM, LTtxfan said:

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3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Muchísimas gracias for the bump.

@_carolseleme by the way.

Though this one has nudes out there....upon further review you don't want to look HIM up anymore.

Yes, she's a him now.

Lulz

Moving on.

Love seeing a player and his family so excited about TEXAS !!!
HOOK 'EM [emoji869]
Especially since they're practically in aggys back yard
10 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

 

Though this one has nudes out there....upon further review you don't want to look HIM up anymore.

Yes, she's a him now.

Lulz

Moving on.

Not according to their Instagram. It's titties and beaver. 

11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not according to their Instagram. It's titties and beaver. 

Yeah don't remind me. 

Ugh. Sadness.

41 minutes ago, BlackChicken said:

Wait, what? Who is this? She is a he?

It's a "they", I suppose? Not really sure. Some say it's a dude, but she looks like a chick. 

Wow, I guess I didn't know all there was to know about The Crying Game.

 

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Whataburger gonna sue?
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Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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God damn you’re quick lol. Assault of a family member and impeding breath is not ideal. See ya

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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Well we did recruit him for his speed.

Thank God Worthy flipped.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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You win some you lose some.

Yeah, a risk to choke a bitch 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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When I first read this I thought is said Assault Farmhouse.

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Cut him loose, we’ve already got enough guys who choke at home 

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6 hours ago, Machinator said:

Didn't make it more than a month into being enrolled before getting arrested.

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Texas WR Keithron Lee arrested on assault charges

ByTAYLOR ESTES 6 hours ago

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AUSTIN, Texas — Horns247 has confirmed Texas 2021 wide receiver signee Keithron Lee was arrested in Bryan, Texas over the weekend. 

According to Brazos County jail records, the wide receiver was arrested on assault of a family member charges on Sunday, June 20. His bond was set at $5,000 following the arrest on assault charges.

As of 10:30 p.m. CT on Monday, June 21, there was no release date listed on the Brazos County jail records website and further details of Lee's arrest were not currently available.

A three-star prospect in the 2021 recruiting class, Lee committed to Texas under former head coach Tom Herman in Dec. 2020. Horns247 recruiting analyst Mike Roach said the following about Lee in his evaluation of the three-star wide receiver.

"The Longhorns landed Lee on Christmas day, and Lee added some explosive ability to the Texas class. A slot-receiver sized prospect who traditionally played on the outside in high school, Lee showed the ability to go deep and be a ball-winner on the outside. The Longhorns have questions to answer at the wide receiver position, and right now answers could come from anywhere. Lee will have the same chance to make an impact as every other wide receiver on the roster."

First-year Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian was pleased to inherit the signee and commended him for his awareness as a slot receiver.

“I really view him as a slot type of receiver for us," Sarkisian said of Lee on National Signing Day in February. "I think this guy's got a real high football IQ. All of the gadget type plays — the jet sweeps, the bubbles — those things stand out, but when you really start digging into the tape on him, his ability to adjust on the football down the field is something that's been very impressive to me.

"He's got tremendous hand-eye coordination, he can make plays on the ball and he wins one on ones."

This is a developing story and will be updated as we gather more information regarding the details involved in Lee's arrest and assault charges.

 

 

6 hours ago, TexasGary said:

When I first read this I thought is said Assault Farmhouse.

If he's assaulting farmhouses then we need to do whatever we can to get this guy on campus

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

It’s a bad start to the 2021 for @SydneyCarton . He’s been talking this guy up as his sleeper all spring. 

I've always been telling anyone who would listen that he reminds me of Jamaal Charles. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've always been telling anyone who would listen that he reminds me of Jamaal Charles. 

Per IT

 

Edit, Tuesday at 8:40 a.m.: IT has learned Keithron Lee is no longer a part of the team, in fact, he’s apart of the team. In his short time in Austin he was already proving to be a nuisance. He arrived in Austin with this reputation and was generally a weak mental evaluation. Much of this didn’t come to IT’s attention until later in the spring after he signed. - EN

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per IT

 

Edit, Tuesday at 8:40 a.m.: IT has learned Keithron Lee is no longer a part of the team, in fact, he’s apart of the team. In his short time in Austin he was already proving to be a nuisance. He arrived in Austin with this reputation and was generally a weak mental evaluation. Much of this didn’t come to IT’s attention until later in the spring after he signed. - EN

Ironic that the one site who has typically touted Mental Evals as part of their rankings and writeups on kids totally whiffed on the kids mental evaluation. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ironic that the one site who has typically touted Mental Evals as part of their rankings and writeups on kids totally whiffed on the kids mental evaluation. 

Well, chokehold buttfuck maneuvers are sort of one of those cheat code tactics that aren’t revealed in day-to-day evaluations. You pretty much have to wait until a player comes unhinged at a house party to see that one unleashed. 

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