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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

What is Kurt Warner wearing?

Smoking jacket

2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Don’t worry ARI fans, my Bears will fuck it up vs. Green Bay that last week. As a fan, I just can’t get over the Packers and Sooners humps.

I dunno, man. Trubisky seems to have gotten his swagger back. He's playing pissed. 

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I have one of those I'm selling on poshmark lol. 

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You should save it and order some cigars from Amazon. Ha!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You should save it and order some cigars from Amazon. Ha!

Haha. If I could still fit in it I would absolutely wear that bitch everywhere 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Haha. If I could still fit in it I would absolutely wear that bitch everywhere 

Gotcha. That’s a jacket that should be worn everywhere. Grocery shopping. Strip clubs. Vegas. New Year’s Eve party. Just strolling around the neighborhood. Liquor store runs. A cooking podcast. Drinking expensive whisky/whiskey. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Gotcha. That’s a jacket that should be worn everywhere. Grocery shopping. Strip clubs. Vegas. New Year’s Eve party. Just strolling around the neighborhood. Liquor store runs. A cooking podcast. Drinking expensive whisky/whiskey. 

Absolutely. It should be slept in, worn during sexy time, and without pants. It's the complete package. 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Absolutely. It should be slept in, worn during sexy time, and without pants. It's the complete package. 

That’s why you should keep it and make your New Year’s resolution to be able to get back in it!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s why you should keep it and make your New Year’s resolution to be able to get back in it!

You know what? I think you've given me my New year's resolution I've been pondering over. Thank you 

Of all 4 rookie qbs we’ve seen this year, the Dolphins fucked around and drafted the wrong one. If they had any of the other 3, they’re really dangerous.

I dunno, man. Trubisky seems to have gotten his swagger back. He's playing pissed. 

Matt Nagy is our head coach. Hope the players can overcome him in critical games(they won’t have a problem with JAX/Trevor sweepstakes).

Lulz!

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Gruden should show Freeze that play. 

Gruden should have fucking taken the 6, lol

They got a little too cute and now their season is over. Think about that one all off-season chucky 

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Just now, Stunns38 said:

Gruden should have fucking taken the 6, lol

Never a doubt, right?! Two simultaneous fucking horrifically stupid endings. 

Fitzpatrick throws a better deep ball with his head being twisted behind his body than Tua does just standing in the pocket

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Fitzpatrick throws a better deep ball with his head being twisted behind his body than Tua does just standing in the pocket

Haven't seen enough, but maybe Tua just isn't a franchise guy?  

As soon as it was clear the Raiders were going for a FG, I knew they would lose. Make the other team score a TD in order to win in that situation. 

Just now, HornPhD said:

As soon as it was clear the Raiders were going for a FG, I knew they would lose. Make the other team score a TD in order to win in that situation. 

Yep. Pussies get fucked. 

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

They got a little too cute and now their season is over. Think about that one all off-season chucky 

“Too cute” is exactly right

Haven't seen enough, but maybe Tua just isn't a franchise guy?  

Tua seems to have had a better arm as a freshman at Bama. That injury may have fucked him more than we know.
13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

That is why you go for the throat, stupid ass stopping on the 1 yard line then kneeling

Looks like they went for the broken neck.

 

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12 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

They got a little too cute and now their season is over. Think about that one all off-season chucky 

Username check out. 

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Tua seems to have had a better arm as a freshman at Bama. That injury may have fucked him more than we know.

OR maybe just easier throws.  I know he's not quite as mobile eitehr, but he doesnt' have prototype size, looks ok athletically and the arm looks "ok."  They picked him over Herbert?

Seriously, they need to make egregious facemasks an ejection.  They're getting more common and extreme, it's just a matter of time until someone get's paralyzed.

I want to hate Fitz and that stupid ass beard, but that goofy fuck can play some QB. He should keep playing until he has been on all 32 teams. Seems like it should only be a few more franchises. 

Just now, Blotto said:

I want to hate Fitz and that stupid ass beard, but that goofy fuck can play some QB. He should keep playing until he has been on all 32 teams. Seems like it should only be a few more franchises. 

After Dak went down and then Miami benched Fitz, I told my friends that if Jerry Jones was serious about winning this year, he trade for Fitzpatrick. If he just wanted to tank for the draft position, then I was fine with holding pat. 
 

If they had made the trade, the NFC East would have been wrapped up by about Week 13.

15 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

As soon as it was clear the Raiders were going for a FG, I knew they would lose. Make the other team score a TD in order to win in that situation. 

so you knew with 19 seconds left  on his own 20  Fitz was going to throw a moon ball with his head turned backwards and defenders were going to point at each other instead of covering the receiver and it would be complete with a 15 yard penalty. man that's good stuff. The only way the Raiders could lose was for the defense to do something monumentally stupid and they did.

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

so you knew with 19 seconds left  on his own 20  Fitz was going to throw a moon ball with his head turned backwards and defenders were going to point at each other instead of covering the receiver and it would be complete with a 15 yard penalty. man that's good stuff. The only way the Raiders could lose was for the defense to do something monumentally stupid and they did.

you could say the raiders fucked around and found out

39 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I want to hate Fitz and that stupid ass beard, but that goofy fuck can play some QB. He should keep playing until he has been on all 32 teams. Seems like it should only be a few more franchises. 

Over my lifetime of watching football, he might be the most likeable guy. His story, his personality, his gun slinger “fuck it, he’s open” mentality. Gotta love Fitzmagic

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

so you knew with 19 seconds left  on his own 20  Fitz was going to throw a moon ball with his head turned backwards and defenders were going to point at each other instead of covering the receiver and it would be complete with a 15 yard penalty. man that's good stuff. The only way the Raiders could lose was for the defense to do something monumentally stupid and they did.

I know win probability isn’t the end all be all, but I would think your win probability would’ve been higher if you just scored a td and forced them to go the length of the field. And no, I’m not saying that in hindsight. It would be one thing if they were kicking with no time, or even less than 20 seconds, but 26 seconds to get in field goal range isn’t exactly unheard of. Especially when the raiders have had a trash defense all season lol

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